Psht-fitz.
Pop the top off another long neck, to celebrate one of life’s finer pleasures.
Cheers!-clink!-
Ah, but everything in moderation, and nothing to extreme. Why, you might ask?
For this reason…
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Monday morning the mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route.
As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway.
His wonder was cut short by James, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty BEER and liquor bottles.
“Wow Jim, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night.” the mailman comments.
Jim, in obvious pain replies, “Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for a craft beer bash and it got a bit wild.
Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I.”
The mailman thinks a moment and says, “How do you play that..?”
“Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our “privates” showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.”
The mailman laughs and says, “Damn, I’m sorry I missed that.”
“Probably a good thing you did,” Jim responds. “Your name came up four or five times.”
IndenturedServant
February 17, 2018 10:00 pm
For you IPA lovers out there check out Dogfish Head’s Liquid Truth Serum IPA. They never boil the hops and the stuff is divine!
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History lesson for ya….https://topdocumentaryfilms.com/how-beer-saved-the-world/
“I don’t drink water. Fish fuck in it.”
― W.C. Fields
Psht-fitz.
Pop the top off another long neck, to celebrate one of life’s finer pleasures.
Cheers!-clink!-
Ah, but everything in moderation, and nothing to extreme. Why, you might ask?
For this reason…
V
V
V
Monday morning the mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route.
As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway.
His wonder was cut short by James, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty BEER and liquor bottles.
“Wow Jim, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night.” the mailman comments.
Jim, in obvious pain replies, “Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for a craft beer bash and it got a bit wild.
Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I.”
The mailman thinks a moment and says, “How do you play that..?”
“Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our “privates” showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.”
The mailman laughs and says, “Damn, I’m sorry I missed that.”
“Probably a good thing you did,” Jim responds. “Your name came up four or five times.”
For you IPA lovers out there check out Dogfish Head’s Liquid Truth Serum IPA. They never boil the hops and the stuff is divine!