WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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You look like a package of Hostess Sno Balls that came to life.

Is 416 months too far along for an abortion?

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Beats by Buffalo Bill.

Yooo, too much junk for da trunk.

Ehhh my dog would probably still bite it.

Ok, honestly those are some nice panties. I mean, not on you. But if they were off you and hanging on a rack or on someone that I’d like to see wearing them, I’d say “Wow, those are subtle but very nice undies.” So I guess what I’m saying is, I find you kinda odd but you’ve got good taste.

Turns out Sam’s Club is actually worse than Walmart. Buttcracks in bulk.

One of these days people will realize they can’t wear red shirts under overalls without being mistaken for Mario or in this case Mario who experienced tragedy and moved to an isolated cabin in the wilderness somewhere.

Quick check in on my favorite sex doll…a sentence I can now surprisingly say out loud without fear of my wife smacking me.

You can ask any photographer in the business, nothing comes close to matching the romance of a clearance section at Walmart for a backdrop.

Squirrel Master ain’t always gonna be there for you fish. I’m gonna come around and I’m gonna want some cocktail…fruit!

I see why you’ve got your underwear up high and out of his reach. Don’t want the Cookie Monster to eat them.

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LaGeR
LaGeR

Compelled to piggyback on to Squirrel Master pic, with the JOTD…

Yoji, this one’s for you, buddy.

NUISANCE CRITTERS…

At the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery.The Deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Episcopal Church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.

But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy.They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church, Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish Synagogue, but it’s rumored that they took one squirrel and circumcised him, and they haven’t seen a squirrel on their property since.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

Just proposed to my wife? I get re-doing your vows, but seems like this guy has things a bit mixed up (among SO MANY OTHER ISSUES).

Full Retard
Full Retard

All those man-buns remind me of the moron we had here last month – Buns a Flexin.
One promise we can faithfully keep; if you like your buns, you can keep your buns. Please.

Roberto de Medici
Roberto de Medici

I GUESS ALL THOSE GUYS WHO COMMENTED ON THE PHOTOS
SPEND A LOT OF TIME AT WALMARTS
I DON’T SHOP THERE, AND I’M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS
I THINK I’M TO YOUNG TO SHOP THERE

MN Steel
MN Steel

Nice boomer post.

LostGeneration
LostGeneration

Walmart was only good for one thing, cheap ammo other than that it is worthless, and now that rural king is in town, I avoid Walmart like the plague that it is

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