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The Uncle Sam at the schoolhouse door cartoon really hit home.
Funnies on Sunday, a day where church, a pastor, and dear sweet older devoted ladies play the organ.
Ahem…
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water
floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. “Miss Beatrice”, he said, “I wonder if you would tell me about this?” pointing to the bowl.
“Oh, yes” she replied, “isn’t it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven’t had the flu all winter!”
The pastor fainted.
Miss Beatrice spotted Frank’s truck at the bar one day and that Sunday everybody was talking about the hypocrite (who was actually witnessing). So that Friday afternoon, Frank parked his truck in front of Miss Beatrice’s house and walked home.
Trump had the Pope over for lunch on his yacht but a gust of wind blew his Mitre into the Med. Trump jumped out and walked over to get it back. That evening, all the TV “news” readers disparaged Trump’s grandstanding and inability to swim.
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Regarding the curling cartoon …
… why the fuck is curling an Olympic sport???
Also, why the fuck do I actually watch it? Really, I do watch SOME of that faggity faggy shit every four years.
Careful Stuck, RiNse is a curling Olympian. I found out cause I mentioned liking that sport.
Im sorry for calling it faggity. It does look like it could be fun, …. as a participant. I mostly watch it because it cracks me the fuck up when humans are yelling at a goddamned inanimate puck, or whatever it’s called …. and with such GUSTO!!! Too funny ….
Sport … Webster’s def. ——- “an activity involving PHYSICAL EXERTION and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.”
So solly. Curling is shuffleboard on ice.
RiNS s free to now straighten out my dumb ass, and call down Thor’s wrath on my ancestors, if he wishes.
Bowling isn’t a sport either.