WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

It’s funny, we’re checking you out while you’re checking yourself out. Don’t forget to pay for all those bottom biscuits.

Click to visit the TBP Store for Great TBP Merchandise

Ever wonder what would happen if Rapunzel married the Crypt Keeper and they had a child?

That moment the edibles kick in at the grocery store…

-----------------------------------------------------
It is my sincere desire to provide readers of this site with the best unbiased information available, and a forum where it can be discussed openly, as our Founders intended. But it is not easy nor inexpensive to do so, especially when those who wish to prevent us from making the truth known, attack us without mercy on all fronts on a daily basis. So each time you visit the site, I would ask that you consider the value that you receive and have received from The Burning Platform and the community of which you are a vital part. I can't do it all alone, and I need your help and support to keep it alive. Please consider contributing an amount commensurate to the value that you receive from this site and community, or even by becoming a sustaining supporter through periodic contributions. [Burning Platform LLC - PO Box 1520 Kulpsville, PA 19443] or Paypal

-----------------------------------------------------
To donate via Stripe, click here.
-----------------------------------------------------
Use promo code ILMF2, and save up to 66% on all MyPillow purchases. (The Burning Platform benefits when you use this promo code.)

It’s important to always wear protection kids.

When you realize it’s only Wednesday…

Excuse me miss, I don’t want to alarm you, but you’ve got a tiny hole in your outfit there…right around the crotch area in fact. Just a heads up.

You guys seem to be at that awkward stage where you’re too weird to be normal but not weird enough to be a juggalo.

Just some bros being bros. Which reminds me, don’t be a bro.

You’ve heard of fupa, you’ve seen camel toe. Now introducing Camel Fupa…available at Walmart!

That’s the type of European beach outfit that would make Borat blush.

I hope it catches on. It’ll be easier to avoid all the shitheads in the world.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

7
Leave a Reply

avatar
  Subscribe  
Notify of
LaGeR
LaGeR

JOTD-Saturday edition.

POST-SURGERY QUESTION

“You’ll be fine,” the doctor said after finishing the young blonde woman’s surgery.

But, she asked, “How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?”

The surgeon seemed to pause and his face reddened as a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye.

The girl was alarmed. “What’s the matter doc? I will be all right, won’t I?”

He replied, “Yes, you’ll be fine. It’s just that no-one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils removed”

KeyserSusie
KeyserSusie

I have heard the “Pull my front teeth, my boyfriend wants them out” several times.

LaGeR
LaGeR

LOL. I was going to retort that I bet Loretta Mary Aiken probably had many males who wanted to spend some time with her, but her stage name and act hid her preference for gals, according to Wiki.

Make an appearance more often, KS. Good to hear from ya.

MadMike
MadMike

Oh, that’s hard to swallow.

Grog
Grog

So, she liked the womenez? Maybe she was like HRC and went both ways.

Moms Mabley had six ‘chilluns’ , two of those given up for adoption. Those two, a product of rape (it is claimed).

Grog
Grog

Speakin’ of ‘teef’.

Two black girls are walking around town…

The older one says it would be fun to have a photograph of the two of them and that there is a photographer’s shop one block down the street. The younger girl protests that she has lost her deciduous front teeth and that it is not a good time to have a photograph. The older convinces her that it will be fine and good for memories.

They proceed.

They walk in and the photographer says he can take a photo now. He seats them on a settee and tells them to move closer together, etc.

He is behind the camera and under the black fabric while holding the shutter bulb and adjusting the lens.

The younger girl asks: “what he doin’? ”

The older replies: “Oh, he gonna focus.”

The younger girl exclaims: “beauf uf us? “

Wild Bob

That’s a gunt, baby!

Discover more from The Burning Platform

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading