The Burning Platform
Where are the concrete Barriers to stop the Assault Forks.
Folk you!!
I meant…Fork you!!
With a Bic lighter anyone can turn that spork into a weapon as deadly as the “assault fork” in about 2 minutes.
Next up- lighter control!
But they are not even black, how can they be dangerous.
You take the forth one, trim off the curves, then, when the time comes, lunge, twist, and finally, break off handle …
I mean, if one were desperate or prone to a little ultraviolence … of which neither applies to yours truly ..
Thankfully they don’t make a bump-fork.
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What about those high-capacity spoons somebody mentioned the other day?
Super badass:
A woman stopped a machete wielding intruder (one of 4 looking for a drug den) with a ‘Manstopper’ crossbow…..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5627623/Dunstable-gran-shoots-intruder-crossbow-nicknamed-Manstopper.html
“The 6 inch bolt disappeared into him”….ouch!
I hate British accents. So badly that I want to hate the British-all of them, which seems a bit unjust. Some of them might be decent and not idiots but I’m not holding my breath.
It’s always hard to understand them because they sound so snotty or stupid. Poor Bloody Chaps.
I prefer to eat with a spoon anyway. Legislate all you want.
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Where are the concrete Barriers to stop the Assault Forks.
Folk you!!
I meant…Fork you!!
With a Bic lighter anyone can turn that spork into a weapon as deadly as the “assault fork” in about 2 minutes.
Next up- lighter control!
But they are not even black, how can they be dangerous.
You take the forth one, trim off the curves, then, when the time comes, lunge, twist, and finally, break off handle …
I mean, if one were desperate or prone to a little ultraviolence … of which neither applies to yours truly ..
Thankfully they don’t make a bump-fork.
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Semi-auto version:
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[img
Full auto:
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“African Model” (in other words…from Africa):
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Bush Family version:
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What about those high-capacity spoons somebody mentioned the other day?
Super badass:
[img
[/img]
A woman stopped a machete wielding intruder (one of 4 looking for a drug den) with a ‘Manstopper’ crossbow…..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5627623/Dunstable-gran-shoots-intruder-crossbow-nicknamed-Manstopper.html
“The 6 inch bolt disappeared into him”….ouch!
I hate British accents. So badly that I want to hate the British-all of them, which seems a bit unjust. Some of them might be decent and not idiots but I’m not holding my breath.
It’s always hard to understand them because they sound so snotty or stupid. Poor Bloody Chaps.
I prefer to eat with a spoon anyway. Legislate all you want.