The Burning Platform
I wish I was going to be remembered for Ivana, Marla, Stormy and Melania instead of you Hillary. What a drag you are!
For hours the names of those we had killed were read off for the assembly.
Do you think this thing about God really applies to us, Bill?
Hey, Mel, check out Bill and Hillary reading their draft indictments. I guess ole Hillary won’t be getting this fancy funeral outside of Leavenworth.
Obama: “Hey gorgeous, let’s make Bill jealous; I’ve got a cigar for you.”
Billieboy is the bastard grandson of a rottinfeller. The hildabeast is a satan worshiper. Go join barbie bushwackers. Scum of the earth.
Obama says to Melania ,”So . . . Michael tells me *your* husband is going to put Hillary in prison for treason.”
Melania replies, “Maybe some other people, too, but not necessarily in prison.“
I should have banged her.
If I was Melania, I would not sit on the same row as those Rat scum, and not even on the same side of the church.
Barbara Bush? Didn’t I have her killed in the ninties?
“And in honor of Barbara’s estranged father, the next song will be Mr. Crowley, by Ozzie Osbourne.”
Featuring the late, great, Randy Rhoads
“I wonder why satan called us all together …”
Oh, they know.
Obama: I’ve often wondered how you came to marry Trump. What’s he got anyway? Melania: Oh, I don’t know, maybe because he’s rich and my own color. Why’d you bring your dog?
As Bubba would say, “Good one!”
why does every shot of obama sitting in a crowd show him talking to the attractive woman on his right while ignoring the fuming michelle on his left?
Maybe because he’s tired of having a bitchy nigger following him around, day in, day out.
Because Obama’s not blind….
Hillary: Bill…this list of girls you banged is pretty long. Bill: Yep…you’re not on it and neither is Marcus…I mean Michelle .
So then I told her, ‘No Michelle! You’re JUST as pretty as all these white womens be….’
Lincoln’s War has made all men slaves.
Bathhouse Barry- “Come on, why don’t you come home with me and Mike? We’ll have one ‘Stormy’ night together”
Mike- “That little bitch boy Barry bess not be pullin’ a ‘Bill’ and cost me the presidency in 2020”
Bill- “Daaaammmn, that’s one fine MK Kitten”
Hellary- “I could have won is Crowley was MY daddy”
Text bubble over Bill, Hillary and Moochelle, “Damn it’s hot in here”! Text bubble over Obama, “Damn she’s hot”!
May a few of those folks slip on a banana peel, crash and crack their heads open.
Ship of fools.
They collectively refused to give Barbara new, fresh organs.
What is the plan?
I don’t see it, do you? You mean no child sacrifices? WTF?
2 questions– who is the guy to hillary’s left? is that barbara bush’s memorial or is it a different event?
Michael not happy.
“Shucks, Hillary, when you said this church had kneelers I naturally assumed…”
I wish I was going to be remembered for Ivana, Marla, Stormy and Melania instead of you Hillary. What a drag you are!
For hours the names of those we had killed were read off for the assembly.
Do you think this thing about God really applies to us, Bill?
Hey, Mel, check out Bill and Hillary reading their draft indictments.
I guess ole Hillary won’t be getting this fancy funeral outside of Leavenworth.
Obama: “Hey gorgeous, let’s make Bill jealous; I’ve got a cigar for you.”
Billieboy is the bastard grandson of a rottinfeller. The hildabeast is a satan worshiper. Go join barbie bushwackers. Scum of the earth.
Obama says to Melania ,”So . . . Michael tells me *your* husband is going to put Hillary in prison for treason.”
Melania replies, “Maybe some other people, too, but not necessarily in prison.“
I should have banged her.
If I was Melania, I would not sit on the same row as those Rat scum, and not even on the same side of the church.
Barbara Bush? Didn’t I have her killed in the ninties?
“And in honor of Barbara’s estranged father, the next song will be Mr. Crowley, by Ozzie Osbourne.”
Featuring the late, great, Randy Rhoads
“I wonder why satan called us all together …”
Oh, they know.
Obama: I’ve often wondered how you came to marry Trump. What’s he got anyway?
Melania: Oh, I don’t know, maybe because he’s rich and my own color. Why’d you bring your dog?
As Bubba would say, “Good one!”
why does every shot of obama sitting in a crowd show him talking to the attractive woman on his right while ignoring the fuming michelle on his left?
Maybe because he’s tired of having a bitchy nigger following him around, day in, day out.
Because Obama’s not blind….
Hillary: Bill…this list of girls you banged is pretty long.
Bill: Yep…you’re not on it and neither is Marcus…I mean Michelle .
So then I told her, ‘No Michelle! You’re JUST as pretty as all these white womens be….’
Lincoln’s War has made all men slaves.
Bathhouse Barry- “Come on, why don’t you come home with me and Mike? We’ll have one ‘Stormy’ night together”
Mike- “That little bitch boy Barry bess not be pullin’ a ‘Bill’ and cost me the presidency in 2020”
Bill- “Daaaammmn, that’s one fine MK Kitten”
Hellary- “I could have won is Crowley was MY daddy”
Text bubble over Bill, Hillary and Moochelle, “Damn it’s hot in here”!
Text bubble over Obama, “Damn she’s hot”!
May a few of those folks slip on a banana peel,
crash and crack their heads open.
Ship of fools.
They collectively refused to give Barbara new, fresh organs.
What is the plan?
I don’t see it, do you? You mean no child sacrifices? WTF?
2 questions–
who is the guy to hillary’s left?
is that barbara bush’s memorial or is it a different event?
Michael not happy.
“Shucks, Hillary, when you said this church had kneelers I naturally assumed…”