WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Honestly, with everything I’ve seen them do to jeans and pass off as “fashion” I wouldn’t be surprised if they are now coming pre-dookie stained.

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Digging for brown gold in these here hills.

Don’t let the fact that it looks like the black death is slowly making it’s way down from her head killing everything in its path distract you from the fact that those bottom biscuits are likely vegan, but are still definitely on display.

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Calling this a “Who Wears It Better?” is extremely fitting in this scenario due to the fact that I have no idea what to call any of this besides “It”.

With winter approaching it’s 15th straight month in some parts of the country, I can’t blame a dude for using any chance he has to grab that base bronze.

The couple that slacks together stays together…because they’re too lazy to look for anyone else.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Don’t ask me what a bird is worth in watermelons, I never did well with math in school.

Theres still time to get that body back in shape for beach season folks. I just need to know which outfit I should wear?

Love People of Walmart? Love coloring? Wish you could design your own Walcreature wardrobe? We got you covered.

This is a great easy way to get around town but still let everyone know you hate people and interaction should be avoided all costs.

I hate when you gotta slip out the back of the strip club in the middle of your shift to run to Walmart because you forgot to get a birthday card for “that bitch” Jasmine but if you don’t get her something everyone else will put that drama on you.

Is it a short skirt? Is it a long shirt? Is it the beginning of a porno? Yes to all of them I think.

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LGR
LGR

JOTD…

AN IRISH LADY OF THE NIGHT

An Irish daughter had not been home for over three years.

Upon her return, her father yelled at her, “Where have ye been all this time?

Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line! Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer ol’ mudder thru?”

The girl, crying, replied,sniff….sniff…. “Fadder, I was too embarrassed to speak with ya’s, for I became a prostitute.”

Ye did what?!! Out of here, ye shameless hussy! Sinner! Ye’re a disgrace to this Catholic family, ye are.”

“OK Daddy, as ye wish… I just came back to give Mum a nice fur coat, and a cheque for a tousand pounds.

For me little brother Shamus, a shiny gold Swiss time piece.

And for ye, Daddy, I had a driver bring me home in yer brand new lorry, parked out front.

She takes a deep breath and continues, “And if ye want, a membership wit the annual dues already paid to the County Louth Golf & Country Club.

“Wait. Hmmm. Now what was it ye said ye had become?” her father asked.

The girl, crying again, said, …”A prostitute Daddy.”sniff..

“Oh! Me goodness! Ye scared me half to death girl! I thought ye said ye had become a PROTESTANT! Come here and give yer ol’ Dad a big hug”

overthecliff
overthecliff

That’s funny.

Ammo

I have to wonder how many violations of the California hate speech code, LGBT-WXYZ book ban law, weapons and ammo ban, white guilt, and sanctuary city ordinances that the hilarious Irish joke just broke.

Joe Fahy
Joe Fahy

Hopefully ALL of them.

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