“How did Trump end up banging porn stars, playboy playmates, and models while I’ve been stuck with this withered up hateful shrew in a hideous smoking jacket?”
both of them pondering:
do you think we have enough money yet?
Unappealing
April 24, 2018 3:15 pm
Are you sure you’re not overdressed, Hil?
or
I will not sleep with that woman.
TampaRed
April 24, 2018 3:21 pm
no caption,just a comment–
bill used to look much younger & more confident than most men his age–
he does not look like a well man–
RHS Jr
April 24, 2018 3:22 pm
They deserve the same reward as Elena and Nicolae Ceaucescu.
Miles Long
April 24, 2018 3:23 pm
Two to the head & one to the chest. Repeat as necessary.
Lungers, I’m talking about gobs of phlegm… or maybe paintballs.
Dutchman
April 24, 2018 3:31 pm
“I think this is the way to the Nancy Pelosi Memory Center”
kokoda the Deplorable Raccoon and I-LUV-CO2
April 24, 2018 3:37 pm
Yes Dear, I know; with our Alzheimers, we won’t feel guilty about all the bodies.
jamesthedeplorablewanderer
April 24, 2018 3:41 pm
Bill: “HOW could you promise Soros a pardon BEFORE you were elected President? Now the damn HUNGARIAN assassins are after us!”
Hill: “I didn’t think I could ever lose either! And his money was HOW I was going to win! So what, the Secret Service are still protecting us, aren’t they?”
Suds
April 24, 2018 3:57 pm
Him:”I wanna get on the Lolita Express and get warm, instead of freezing my balls off here.”
Her:”Balls? Are you serious? Them dried up Lil’ raisins ain’t worth the risk of…Hey! Is that the papprazzi? Motherf…”
javelin
April 24, 2018 3:58 pm
The Clinton’s Return to their Little Rock Roots
Stucky
April 24, 2018 4:03 pm
Hillary: — “Billy, do you remember all your whoring ways, and what you always did afterwards?”
Bill: — “I sure do, Sweetie. I always gave you a rare and precious flower.”
Hillary: — “You thoughtfulness touched my heart, so I kept all those flowers.”
Bill: — “Oh?”
Hillary: — “Yes, and I turned it into this coat, you cheating bastard!”
James
April 24, 2018 4:14 pm
Why did I loan my van to the guy in Toronto?!
garyb
April 24, 2018 4:26 pm
recruiting poster to START taking opiods!!!
Bilco
April 24, 2018 4:38 pm
He looks like an extra in the Walking Dead. She looks like an extra in a Mao movie.
Anonymous
April 24, 2018 4:45 pm
Golly, that cannabis and crack fueled time machine really worked!
Apparently, I became president and the country was better for it and you didn’t and the country was better for that too.
When we get back, we better get crackin’ we got some whackin’ to do.
Iska Waran
April 24, 2018 4:55 pm
The Empress and her ‘tard.
Anonymous
April 24, 2018 5:04 pm
Better to burn out than fade away.
Huck Finn
April 24, 2018 5:05 pm
Give that man a cigar and it would be Fidel and Chairman Mao out for a stroll, but Bill has such trouble keeping up with those darn cigars.
Anonymous
April 24, 2018 5:10 pm
Lennie and George strolling through Soledad.
wdg
April 24, 2018 5:23 pm
WTF? Do you mean they are still walking free and have not been hung yet?
PhotoGoblins
April 24, 2018 5:26 pm
Madam Mao and the Beast.
Ralsballs
April 24, 2018 5:40 pm
Slick Willy takes his hideous, putrid fanged Kimono dragon for a walk. Her breath is as bad as her bite.
Anonymous
April 24, 2018 5:49 pm
This acid is good! Is this the way to Woodstock?
bigfoot
April 24, 2018 5:50 pm
“God just told me I am walking with a witch. For eternity. While Ivanka’s image slips and slides all about me.”
Anonymous
April 24, 2018 6:07 pm
So this is what being a noob on TBP feels like, why was Vic worried?
I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore, as if anything could happen here; a house could fall on us.
Anonymous
April 24, 2018 6:12 pm
Hey, Hill, look – there’s the tree where I planted the seed that would become Chelsea. I also got some on your blue dress.
That wasn’t me, you moran, and that wasn’t you either.
Everyone knows that Janet Reno is Chelsea’s paternal father.
Peaceout
April 24, 2018 6:20 pm
Hillary thinking: “Thank God I gave Bill that lobotomy he will never remember where we buried Seth….
dawolf
April 24, 2018 7:26 pm
“No, Officer, I haven’t seen a fat lady who stole a floral tablecloth from the White House run past…..
YourAverageJoe
April 24, 2018 8:18 pm
You know Bill, I hope someday they make colostomy bags that you can wear with a dress.
I do miss wearing dresses.
Zarathustra
April 24, 2018 9:04 pm
I like that thing that Hillary is wearing although it does not compliment her figure (as if anything could).
Funny that Bill has his hand in his pocket. Would be horrible to have to hold her hand. Even for the camera. What a gloriously dysfunctional couple.
I have to give Bill some credit for keeping his body in shape. He’s no longer a chick magnet, but it takes work and discipline when you are in your seventies and married to a repulsive alcoholic.
Dave
April 24, 2018 9:07 pm
“Hilly, did anyone see you take that carpet from the Lincoln bedroom?
Jack Lovett
April 24, 2018 9:29 pm
I was having a good day that til I saw that photo. OK, let someone else wipe up the puke. Billie says to Monica,, I want to come in yer ear. Oh no, I dont to go deaf. Well, you still have voice, right?
Hillary: Why you makin that face, Bill? Did you forget to take it out again?
Bill: No, I purposely left it (stuck up my butt) because it keeps me more alert… in case you fall.
He’s wearing the “I’m not here anymore” look . Or maybe it’s confusion mixed with amazement at why the tablecloth is following him.
Bill = Steven Seagal in the 80s.
Hillary = Steven Seagal now.
She is mannish. Perhaps Garth of Wayne and Garth of SNL fame.
Wow, I just read that same caption by @DannyDutch! You two must think alike.
Staresky & Cuntch
Now where did we bury that body?
“Say what?”
Bill pondering:
“How did Trump end up banging porn stars, playboy playmates, and models while I’ve been stuck with this withered up hateful shrew in a hideous smoking jacket?”
both of them pondering:
do you think we have enough money yet?
Are you sure you’re not overdressed, Hil?
or
I will not sleep with that woman.
no caption,just a comment–
bill used to look much younger & more confident than most men his age–
he does not look like a well man–
They deserve the same reward as Elena and Nicolae Ceaucescu.
Two to the head & one to the chest. Repeat as necessary.
Lungers, I’m talking about gobs of phlegm… or maybe paintballs.
“I think this is the way to the Nancy Pelosi Memory Center”
Yes Dear, I know; with our Alzheimers, we won’t feel guilty about all the bodies.
Bill: “HOW could you promise Soros a pardon BEFORE you were elected President? Now the damn HUNGARIAN assassins are after us!”
Hill: “I didn’t think I could ever lose either! And his money was HOW I was going to win! So what, the Secret Service are still protecting us, aren’t they?”
Him:”I wanna get on the Lolita Express and get warm, instead of freezing my balls off here.”
Her:”Balls? Are you serious? Them dried up Lil’ raisins ain’t worth the risk of…Hey! Is that the papprazzi? Motherf…”
The Clinton’s Return to their Little Rock Roots
Hillary: — “Billy, do you remember all your whoring ways, and what you always did afterwards?”
Bill: — “I sure do, Sweetie. I always gave you a rare and precious flower.”
Hillary: — “You thoughtfulness touched my heart, so I kept all those flowers.”
Bill: — “Oh?”
Hillary: — “Yes, and I turned it into this coat, you cheating bastard!”
Why did I loan my van to the guy in Toronto?!
recruiting poster to START taking opiods!!!
He looks like an extra in the Walking Dead. She looks like an extra in a Mao movie.
Golly, that cannabis and crack fueled time machine really worked!
Apparently, I became president and the country was better for it and you didn’t and the country was better for that too.
When we get back, we better get crackin’ we got some whackin’ to do.
The Empress and her ‘tard.
Better to burn out than fade away.
Give that man a cigar and it would be Fidel and Chairman Mao out for a stroll, but Bill has such trouble keeping up with those darn cigars.
Lennie and George strolling through Soledad.
WTF? Do you mean they are still walking free and have not been hung yet?
Madam Mao and the Beast.
Slick Willy takes his hideous, putrid fanged Kimono dragon for a walk. Her breath is as bad as her bite.
This acid is good! Is this the way to Woodstock?
“God just told me I am walking with a witch. For eternity. While Ivanka’s image slips and slides all about me.”
So this is what being a noob on TBP feels like, why was Vic worried?
I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore, as if anything could happen here; a house could fall on us.
Hey, Hill, look – there’s the tree where I planted the seed that would become Chelsea. I also got some on your blue dress.
That wasn’t me, you moran, and that wasn’t you either.
Everyone knows that Janet Reno is Chelsea’s paternal father.
Hillary thinking: “Thank God I gave Bill that lobotomy he will never remember where we buried Seth….
“No, Officer, I haven’t seen a fat lady who stole a floral tablecloth from the White House run past…..
You know Bill, I hope someday they make colostomy bags that you can wear with a dress.
I do miss wearing dresses.
I like that thing that Hillary is wearing although it does not compliment her figure (as if anything could).
Funny that Bill has his hand in his pocket. Would be horrible to have to hold her hand. Even for the camera. What a gloriously dysfunctional couple.
I have to give Bill some credit for keeping his body in shape. He’s no longer a chick magnet, but it takes work and discipline when you are in your seventies and married to a repulsive alcoholic.
“Hilly, did anyone see you take that carpet from the Lincoln bedroom?
I was having a good day that til I saw that photo. OK, let someone else wipe up the puke. Billie says to Monica,, I want to come in yer ear. Oh no, I dont to go deaf. Well, you still have voice, right?
Mama Matryoshka … (Huma, Weiner, Debbie, IT Pakistannis, Mueller, Comey, Donna, Sally, Ms. Powers, Struck-n-Stroke, McCabe, Cheryl, Loretta, Joe, Eric, Barack)…
and the one that wants to get away
Keep on Smilin’ Willie….
HILLARY: Bill, does this kimono make my butt look fat?
BILL: You look like a Chinese dragon.
HILLARY: Want to visit Seth?
BILL: It was the acid talking.
HILLARY: Well you can rely on your flashbacks for the next lot of hookers.
Caption: Cultural Marxism Alert
Hillary: Bill, we need more money to accommodate the lifestyles of all my identities.
Bill: Hillary, look. There is Maxine Waters welcoming us as a sugar daddy.
(Either one)…I wish I never went to fucking Yale.
Hil…are we at the border yet??
Bill: “whoooweeee look at the set of jugs on that one!”
Hillary: “whoa, she’s got like 20 of them.”
Why is Bill walking around with Elton John?
“Look,.. Titty’s!!”
“Look,… Russians! ( I wonder if they have any more money for me..)”
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Tablecloth.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Daniels.