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Zarathustra
Zarathustra
April 24, 2018 7:19 pm

I think the guy is bored. He needs a fucking hobby.

I actually had a dream about this guy. A bunch of good guys had seized power behind the scenes and needed someone to do our business as president. I chose Mitt Romney. So we had a closed door meeting and I said, “okay Mitt, we want you to be our guy. Here is what we want to do. We want to cut all ties and sever diplomatic relations with Israel. Then we will propose sanctions to cripple the fuck out of their economy until they agree to surrender a bunch of ppl we will name later for war crimes trials. Here is a rough draft of your speech.”

Mitt looked it over and nodded with approval.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Zarathustra
April 24, 2018 8:46 pm

Maybe he could take up Russian Roulette?

falconflight
falconflight
  Zarathustra
April 24, 2018 9:18 pm

Fcking egg-hatched lizard…do you ever read your drivel? Don’t you post @ ZH with the other circle-jerker Putzinistas, Ayatollah Glory-Hole Attendants, and Buchenwald Oven Operator Union members?

Back to the actual topic…Romney is no different than 95% of the GOProgs of the past 100 years. Only his pathological, self aggrandizing need for high office differentiates him from the other 94%.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
  falconflight
April 24, 2018 9:34 pm

I don’t post at Zerohedge.

I operated my crematorium ovens at Buchenwald proudly and with the utmost efficiency! We averaged less than 3 bodies per hour! I even received a commendation from the reichsfuhrer himself!

falconflight
falconflight
  Zarathustra
April 24, 2018 10:04 pm

gesundheit

GP
GP
  Zarathustra
April 25, 2018 12:26 am

You’re very tiresome.

musket
musket
April 24, 2018 7:34 pm

Maybe he can fix the VA? The only thing he really needs to make it happen is to be able to terminate personnel without a long and laborious process that is measured in pounds of paper……

Foot in the Forest
Foot in the Forest
April 24, 2018 7:48 pm

Maybe he could emigrate to Mexico and continue his political career there.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
April 24, 2018 8:06 pm

Poor mittens..
He could have been press. if he had any testosterone when he failed to call out Obummer for hiding behind that referees skirt during the debate. Now he’s a hangers on at the “I could been champ” Hotel Piano Bar.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
April 24, 2018 8:47 pm

Carpet bagger, douche bagger, tea bagger, bag man for the Globalists….

noBabel
noBabel
April 24, 2018 8:56 pm

Yeah, he is a carpetbagger. Wasn’t there someone else from… hmmm, Arkansas? who decided to run for the… uhh New York? senate seat? Who was that again? How did that work out?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 24, 2018 9:13 pm

Romney’s weird even for a Mormon.

falconflight
falconflight
  Iska Waran
April 24, 2018 9:19 pm

Well, there was that “binder of women.” sarc on/

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
April 24, 2018 10:19 pm

George Romney’s son. Dad f***edup American Motors. The Moron? (hey why would you want more than 1 wife) version of Jeb!

Back in March 2016 Jeb! wanted to go to a “regular” bar in Charlotte after a fund raiser at Myers Park CC ($75K membership if one is open). They went to The Selwyn Pub around 4PM on a Sattiday. He was a fish out of water. To a person, everyone said “no way I’d ever vote for that phony ass SOB”.

Gen. Kong
Gen. Kong
April 24, 2018 10:30 pm

Mittens the Underwear Banksta comes from quite an interesting family of grifters, and he still has connections with the old Colonia where Paga Jorge was born. There was a Vice video on this odd settlement – apparently it was at least partially the inspiration for the series Big Love, complete with lots of polygamy, old women used as assassins and “prophets” running the show who could simply pronounce death sentences on anyone who they deemed a problem.

Papa George ended up in Michigan, where Mittens was born. Haven’t seen anything on the radar in the closet about him from Q control central, though I now understand that the dead communist Martin Luther King was a devout conservative republican – which I suspect means someone whose notion of right and wrong differed from that of Jeffrey Epstein, Saul Alinsky or Chairman Mao. But with today’s Gay Old Pedobears, who knows?

whiskey tango foxtrot
whiskey tango foxtrot
April 24, 2018 10:55 pm

Great quote by Z Man the other day:

“Donald Trump is in the White House because despite all of his liabilities, he was more honest than any other guy on that stage. Think about that for a minute.”

They’re all fucking sociopaths.

Roberto de Medici
Roberto de Medici
April 24, 2018 11:36 pm

ROMNEY COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU OR ME. HE’S ON A EGO TRIP TO BE PRESIDENT, USING THE PENSION MONEY HE TOOK FROM COMPANY’S HE AND FRIENDS BOUGHT/STOLE.

YOU WANT ROMNEY, YOU JUST AS WELL GET MOOCHELLE OBAMA, SAME CLOTH JUST DIFFERENT CUT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE WITH MOOCH, GHETTO TRASH.

FOR YOU REPUBLICANS …DON’T FORGET HIS SISTER IS HEAD OF THE RNC…THIS WILL BE A DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ BERNIE DEAL JUST DIFFERENT NAMES. NEED TO GET HER OUT OF THE RNC.

turlock
turlock
  Roberto de Medici
April 26, 2018 6:59 am

Bain Capital is the corporate front for the organized crime that made him rich. So sad that America allows this sort of power looting.

RHS Jr
RHS Jr
April 24, 2018 11:53 pm

Is there a half decent Conservative 3rd Party candidate to vote for there?

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
April 25, 2018 12:15 am

Hey, Admin, this is why I keep getting error messages when I post. I have to disable protects each time on each article.
https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/mixed-content-blocking-firefox?redirectlocale=en-US&as=u&redirectslug=how-does-content-isnt-secure-affect-my-safety&utm_source=inproduct

Hollow Man
Hollow Man
April 25, 2018 5:09 am

Needs a uniform in the form of the dollar that is what they serve. Not any people or particularly any country either just the money. Dollar just happens to be king for now.

bob
bob
April 25, 2018 7:52 am

Yeah, anybody that can’t see through Mitt deserves what they get. God have mercy on the rest of us.

Chish
Chish
April 25, 2018 8:58 am

LOL, reminds me of when Hillary was running for NY Senate. Staunch Chicago fan one day, the biggest and most bestest Yankees fan you ever saw in your life the following week. They’re all whores.