NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR TRUMP?

Obama won it for being elected. He then proceeded to ramp up the Afghan war, attack Libya, support a dictator taking over Egypt, armed Saudi Arabia in their demolishing of Yemen, and created ISIS and the Syrian war. All Trump did was broker a peace between two nations at war for the last 60 years.

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Not Bob
Not Bob
April 27, 2018 8:50 am

Hahahahahahaha!!…….Wait. I thought this was part of Friday Fail. No way Trump will get ANY prizes.

Doesn’t fit the narrative.

Bob P
Bob P
  Not Bob
April 27, 2018 10:39 am

And the formula these two statesmen used to win the prize boiled down to:

“I’m gonna bomb the shit out of you, you runty rocket man!”

“Oh yeah? I’m going to nuke the shit out of you, you dotard.”

Brilliant!

diogenes
diogenes
April 27, 2018 8:59 am

Give thanks to Odin it’s Frigg’s day!

CCRider
CCRider
April 27, 2018 9:13 am

Hey maybe a kennedy profiles in courage award also.

Don’t wait for it.

I have no use for the orange shithead but this is very cool and he deserves the credit.

TPC
TPC
April 27, 2018 9:14 am

The Art of the Deal 2:

By Donald J. Trump

I stopped the Korean War. It was beautiful.

The end.

Stucky
Stucky
  TPC
April 27, 2018 11:57 am

Terrific. Trump should also get the Nobel prize for Literature. His command of the English language is awesome. Really awesome, believe me.

Tim-Bo
Tim-Bo
April 27, 2018 9:17 am

I lost track of all the Q Material, but this is kind of a big dealio, isn’t it?

Gen. Kong
Gen. Kong
  Tim-Bo
April 27, 2018 12:19 pm

Yes, it is and Trump certainly deserves the award. Considering the list of past recipients (D’Won Mocha Messiah for presidin’ while black, Yassir Arafat, and a long string of murderous communists and criminals), there’s little chance the Nobel Committee would ever consider it. They’ll might give it to Rocket Man instead – or perhaps Kang Kanaye of Kardashianland, or maybe to Hillary Clinton (just because they can).

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 27, 2018 9:17 am

For something like 75 years everyone has failed with NK, now Trump is at least making serious progress.

Give at least some credit to Kim as well, no other NK leader has been willing to listen to the idea for 75 years either.

But we’ll have to wait to see what comes of it before we judge the outcome as either good or bad, I’m hoping the outcome will be good.

Tommy
Tommy
  Administrator
April 27, 2018 12:42 pm

Yeah, but why? They weren’t threatened by NK. Trump is working with China to, among other things, do what’s necessary to get shit done – like NK.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 27, 2018 9:31 am

That bombing in Syria had me livid, but then it turned out to have supposedly NO casualties? Maybe he outfoxed the neocons there a least for a while. So many other disappointments- the lack of wall, letting the medical insurance grift continue, wasting more money on the military, signing that omnibus clusterfuck, etc. There’s not much left to support – other than banging strippers. I’m trying to tune out as much as possible. He needs a good Taco Bowl tweet to give us a laugh at least. I love Hispanics!

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Administrator
April 27, 2018 11:53 am

They might just figure that nobody’s got any money left. I’ve been waiting for the prohibition on drug reimportation to end and for hospitals (3/4 of which are nonprofits) to lose their charitable status if they charge a different price to insured and uninsured customers. The latter could be accomplished by directive at the IRS. That might get Trumpy assassinated quicker than calling bullshit to an “Assad” gas attack, though. He seems to have an unhelpful preoccupation with surviving.

TPC
TPC
  Administrator
April 27, 2018 4:07 pm

We have seen similar results. The biggest issue I have currently is that our owners are taking the opportunity to pay themselves huge windfalls.

Only its not just my company. It seems everyone learned their lesson from wallstreet/bankers and are taking the appropriate steps.

Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
  Iska Waran
April 27, 2018 10:27 am

I’ll award him a “Noble Piece Prize” for banging the strippers.

Robert (QSLV)

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Robert (QSLV)
April 27, 2018 11:47 am

LOL!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Robert (QSLV)
April 27, 2018 12:25 pm

Nobull, Bob. However, a gentleman never talks about such things, therefore, he might not accept such a prize.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
April 27, 2018 12:02 pm

Are you playing with my emotions, Iska? Weren’t you Iska the boy who had his finger in the (non-existent) wall, thus saving America from invasion? Iska, the boy who cried Wall!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
April 27, 2018 12:31 pm

What’s wrong with banging strippers? Didn’t JFK date Judith Exner?

Tommy
Tommy
April 27, 2018 10:08 am

I’m getting a good chuckle out of all this. The Trump haters, the Q doubters…..long way to go but more progress than we’ve had for some time. More to come…cause Q said so! Anyway, good to get some good news confirmed. Yay Trump.

diogenes
diogenes
  Tommy
April 27, 2018 10:16 am

Tommy is a Q-blah-blah-ist.

Tommy
Tommy
  diogenes
April 27, 2018 10:57 am

diogenes……I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you. Proof – and you deny it. Something nobody thought was ever going to happen, happened. Don’t marry a poor choice.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tommy
April 27, 2018 12:23 pm

diogene, I think Tommy’s cryptic remark needs a summary; he says he is not a Q-fanboy. Now will you lay off?

diogenes
diogenes
  Anonymous
April 27, 2018 1:04 pm

Where do you get that? Tommy set the record straight, are you a believer in Q?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  diogenes
April 27, 2018 1:11 pm

Nobody would call me a believer, anti-yobitic maybe. I am the anti-YoBo.
https://youtu.be/iuQ6WG-iAJc

El Coyote
El Coyote
  Anonymous
April 27, 2018 2:03 pm

I am yo as yo are yo as yo are yo and yo are coyote together

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 27, 2018 2:22 pm

OMG, my middle name is YO!

El Coyote
El Coyote
  Anonymous
April 27, 2018 2:28 pm

Illuminati confirmed.

Gen. Kong
Gen. Kong
  Tommy
April 27, 2018 12:28 pm

As for the Q-tips, they got one right. Even the devil gets his due. It’s likewise useful to remember that a broken clock tells the correct time at least once a day. Against this there are literally scores of MOABs! and BOOMs!!! which are total fantasies. Despite haiku-hints at arrests and historic events, the Podestas, Clintons, Bushes, Obamas, Lynch, Soros, Jeffrey Epstein, Comey and even McCabe are all still free. Big Tech continues to ramp up the program to silence all crimethink. The left continues its march with massive funding, with the $PLC now on top of a half-billion war chest. There’s no wall, Obamacare is funded more than ever, and the wars continue in Afghanistan (guarding the poppyfields for Big Pharma), Syria and elsewhere. The ‘Caravan of Peace’ (reinforcements for the Soros-Obama army) is at the border demanding asylum. Trump’s DOJ – staffed wall-to-wall with deep-state minions – is busy writing new gun control while Sessions pretends to be working “THE PLAN”. The promised “Storm” has turned out to be a chemtrail cloud without rain.

RS
RS
  Gen. Kong
April 27, 2018 1:33 pm

Kong, you expect decades of corruption to be wiped out in one or two years?

There is a grand plan, and it’s working.

Gen. Kong
Gen. Kong
  RS
April 27, 2018 2:20 pm

I do not, and never did. The plan is not working very well. That said, one would think at least some sort of minimal fight would be going on against the swamp rather than largely surrendering to it. Appointing swamp-creatures (Wray, Horowitz, Rosenstein, et al) to drain a swamp is guarantee there will be no drainage. Sessions is a strange case. The cabal must have something on Mr. Magoo, despite his being a halfway decent Senator (if there is such a thing). He’s basically a joke as AG. One cannot unravel decades in 18 months, but one could at least inflict some serious damage on the enemy. If the theory on NK is true (not much evidence but some), this could be the start of some damage which would be a very good thing indeed.

The swamp and its Lügenpresse have repeatedly called for impeachment. With the signing of the Porkulus – which was basically Paul Ryan leaving Trump holding a bag of flaming dogshit – complete with gun control and massive funding for the deep-state and its leftist stormtroopers, there’s little reason for Trump voters to bother voting in November. Reince Priebus, cuckservative, just did a little victory jig celebrating the victory as the R-jerseys running are largely from cuck central-casting, meaning the endless games between the Harlem Globetrotters (D-jerseys) and Washington Generals (R-jerseys) can continue. Trump doesn’t have 8 years. He has a few months unless there is serious action against the deep-state. He still deserves the credit for Korea, even more so if NK was indeed a cabal operation (and there’s been no release of info confirming this Q theory either, by the way).

bluestem
bluestem
April 27, 2018 10:18 am

Obama can scratch his name of his peace prize medal and give it to trump. Recycle, it’s the American thing to do. John

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
April 27, 2018 10:30 am

NPP doesn’t represent what it once did. I wouldn’t accept it if it was offered. Trump shouldn’t either.

Tim-Bo
Tim-Bo
  Francis Marion
April 27, 2018 11:27 am

@FM- That’s genius! That’d be just the kind of thing Trump would do, to continue to piss off The Establishment, and drive them out of their minds!

“Mr. Trump, we’d like to award you The Nobel Peace Prize for that thing you did in Korea.”
“No, thanks. You’re a fake award, after that thing you did with Obungo.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Francis Marion
April 27, 2018 12:05 pm

FM, you also would not sleep with Stormy if offered. Got it.

“The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”

Gen. Kong
Gen. Kong
  Francis Marion
April 27, 2018 2:24 pm

That would actually be a brilliant move. Reject the offer and point out that the prize has become a complete farce. Suggest Bill Kristol as a replacement. The sound of the screeching would be awesome.

LaGeR
LaGeR
April 27, 2018 10:42 am

Re: the tax cut.
Since passage, I have noticed a reduction in Federal withholding tax, and higher net take home pay amounts, for the same # of hours worked at the same rate prior to passage.
Just sayin’… I’ve seen a benefit, even if at the expense of a higher national debt projection, which still doesn’t bode well for the future and the grandkids, unless that trend is reversed somehow.

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
April 27, 2018 11:32 am

Negotiations are tricky business. Sometimes you need to talk nice and be diplomatic. And sometimes you need to pound your fist on the table and threaten to shoot their nuts off.

The second approach seemed to work best with Kim and Trump is the only President in my lifetime that would use it. Good for him.

TC
TC
April 27, 2018 11:40 am

“Mr. Un. All we’re asking is for you to open your country to our style central bank so we control the money supply and let our international corporations sell products like Charmin and CocaCola to your people. You and your family will be even more wealthy than you ever imagined. The alternative is we bomb you back into the stone age or possibly just undermine your rule and agitate your people until they decide a bloody revolution is appropriate.”

RS
RS
  TC
April 27, 2018 1:35 pm

Uh, no. It was about removing C_A control of NK.

Gen. Kong
Gen. Kong
  RS
April 27, 2018 2:47 pm

The Q theory is that NK has been a puppet of the deep-state. There is some evidence to support this. NK has had nukes (or been close to having them) for at least 20 years. The muted response to the lawless capture of the intelligence ship U.S.S. Pueblo, which was a serious loss in terms of codebooks, etc., plus the coddling of an obviously rogue state with nuclear weapons by Clinton and Obama. Especially curious was how (((fake news))) totally ignored the threat actual nukes in NK posed while they were pimping the utterly bogus tale of Saddam Hussein’s having WMDs as the perfect response to 9/11 (which involved no Iraqis). Bush, according to folks like the New Duranty Times had “stolen” the election from Algore and now Ministry of Truth was all cheerleading for Shrub’s misunderestimated campaign to make Baghdad safe for feminism, sodomy and Wal-Mart. Smells kind of funny, as they say. Some proof of this would be very helpful of course. Right now we’re still in the “interesting theory” stage.