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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer

You know how certain groups always capitalize on the soft underbelly of Western Civilization and take advantage of every concession and kindness? This would be a perfect opportunity for the kind of 4G warfare that the alt-right/deplorables should capitalize on. Treat Starbucks as your own personal porta potty/WiFi hub/living room/small business conference room all free of charge. Come out of their restroom after a good forty five minutes every morning during the rush in a towel and flip flops and plop down in the best seat to watch Netflix at full volume ,and sip out of your thermos, hairy legs hanging in the wind. A dozen committed guys and I bet you could drive business down a good 35% in a week.

Just a thought.

Francis Marion

We’re all too busy working for that. What you need to do is convince the hordes of homeless people, socialist students, and general miscreants to do it.

None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz

Or right minded Social Security retirees! 😉

Dutchman
Dutchman

Long time ago- mid 60’s – my grandfather owned a large mechanical engineering / warehouse (it was a block square). We had guard dogs – German Shepard’s.

We would have a lot of people in and out, at the City Desk (I worked there summers). This was right around the time of the ‘Civil Rights’ bullshit.

Once in a while a couple of Neegrows would loiter in. There had absolutely no business being there. But hey – they wanted to push the envelope.

Well our Shepard’s could smell those coon’s from a mile away. They were very obedient, trained dogs. One or two would follow the Neegrows around the front of the store, until they left.

Nobody ever had to say anything to those dogs – they just knew it 🙂

Taras 77
Taras 77

Classic!

I have a shephard who is smarter than I am as to things to be wary about while walking in the woods. He is getting up in years but he could size up a stranger approaching in about 5 secs (or less) and I never challenged his judgement. Around the home and the car, he was the boss!

I love the dog and respect his intelligence.

Thanks for the comment.

Persnickety
Persnickety

Another happy shepherd owner here. They evaluate strangers so I don’t have to. And the worse a person is, the more they hate dogs.

Jack Lovett

Well, if U B a coon now,its free starbux fer life.

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR

Greetings,
The other evening I was walking past a set of fountains near some high end retail here in Tourist Town and I noticed a very agitated black woman screaming at a tree. She was telling the tree that there was something “pinched all up in (her) rectum”. I watched her for at least a full minute as she had an unusual dance that she was performing for the benefit of the tree. First she would dance for a bit and then she’d start screaming about something or other that was pinched up in her.

The next time I see her I will inform her that she can now relieve herself of these burdens by visiting the Starbucks that was located not but three blocks away. Certainly the patrons of Starbucks will enjoy her dance recital and I’m certain that she will in no way abuse her new privileges at Starbucks. Hell, I might even make flyers and post them around town to let all the homeless know. It certainly is the best thing I can do for Starbucks and the virtue signaling liberals that flock there.

MadMike
MadMike

Poo poo pee doo.

TC
TC

One time in college a group of friends got drunk and hit the local bowling alley. When I went to take a piss, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet, the sink, the mirror, etc. Pretty nasty. Turns out it was one of my buddies who did it for a laugh.

For some reason, the starbucks announcement reminded me of that episode. I wonder how long SBUX would keep that policy if every bathroom was defiled multiple times a day by passers-by. Just wondering…

bart simpsonson
bart simpsonson

Maybe the heavy-duty bathroom fouling will open up some opportunities to employ several more “baristas” to keep the place tip-top. And Schultz will get some kudos for reducing unemployment nationwide.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer

https://www.wsj.com/articles/starbucks-says-drug-use-sleeping-unacceptable-as-it-clarifies-guest-policy-1526918854

Starbucks “clarifies” guest policy. That was one brisk walk back, huh?

Bostonbob

HSF,
I love watching hardo leftist companies like this self flagellate.
Bob

KeyserSusie
KeyserSusie

Test Test Test. I am trying to post a comment. I have tried 6 times to comment on the Redneck thread. With no luck. I figure it has to do with the AOL Yahoo merger (?) into “OATH” whatever it is. They require a new users agreement that does not load. I assume it is why. So forgive this non sequitur comment. just an experiment to see what happens.

Hurray it worked….

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