I HOPE IT WAS WORTH $850?

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Iconoclast421
Iconoclast421

You’re supposed to say when the coast is clear before letting her bring her head up.

Anonymous
Anonymous

In West Hollywood, it would not be a her.

Anonymous
Anonymous

If you can afford a Volvo you can afford a $850 fine. John

whiskey tango foxtrot

10:20 in the morning? Rise and shine buddy boy.

Coalclinker
Coalclinker

It sure is messed up when someone getting a head job can be fined $850 and the exact deed is spelled out on the ticket. Most people know what part of the country I’m from and folks, that New York law is fucked up. Those New England, New York people are fucked up. I’m going to show my friends the pic of this ticket, for otherwise they won’t believe it.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

Conflating blowjob and getting head into ‘head job’ is as fucked up as combining hotbed with stronghold to come up with strong bed. If the man was massaging her breasts, would she be getting a boob job? The citizen should ask for a definition.

Rdawg
Rdawg

It’s fake; Photoshopped. Not even a particularly good one at that.

Jeebus, you guys are morans. I bet you think Nancy Pelosi was actually hugging that MS-13 dude too.

Coalclinker
Coalclinker

And on the other hand if you want reality, in the town where I grew up they still have these 2 moronic laws:
1) It is illegal to sit on your front porch on Sunday and be shirtless.
2) It is illegal to sit on your front porch on Sunday and be drinking beer.
Moronic laws in Appalachia are often about things that “shouldn’t” happen on Sunday.

General
General

While it is fake, it has happened before, and its funny as hell.

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