Melons are looking quite ripe already this season.
It’s a People of Walmart road trip!!!
I don’t have the numbers in front of me, but I believe it. Congratulations America! USA! USA! USA!
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Lookin like Pink Pather’s groupie side-piece.
Awww sweetie there’s no rush…I don’t think he’s actually ever coming back.
Woof. Feel like you should have just went with the “f*ck it” part instead of duct it.
I suppose if you’re bringing your dog into Walmart it might as well look the part.
Motivational speaker Matt Foley taking his show on the road.
I guess someone has to officiate the KY Jelly wrestling match.
When you get angry do your eyebrows become broken hearts?
Oh you can tell he is ballin’ just from all that fresh chrome! I’d be surprised if Jay Leno doesn’t come snatch this up for his personal collection.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
JOTD…
Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. I’ve got a confession to make.
I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to
get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I’m telling you
in this text and I can’t live with myself a minute longer without you
knowing about this. The truth is that when you’re not around I’ve
been sharing your wife, day and night. In fact, probably much more
than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently and I know that
that’s no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can’t live
with the guilt and hope you’ll accept my sincere apology and forgive
me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you.
Regards,
Richard
Neighbour’s response:
Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot
Richard, killing him. He went back home and poured himself a stiff
drink and sat down on the sofa. Fred then looked at his phone and
discovered a second text message from Richard.
Second text:
Hi, Fred.
Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text.
I expect you figured it out and noticed that the damned Auto-Correct
had changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” Technology, huh? It’ll be the death
of us all.
Regards,
Richard
I used to have mock people like this but not anymore.I guess I’ve gotten to the point of live and let live.
The old laws against public indecency were based on good reasons. The woman in photo number 2 is repulsive. Not as repulsive as some of the people in the National Government in recent memory, but hey, not everyone makes it to the Olympics, no matter how hard they try.
I do not want to look at someone’s grossly cellulite-larded ass or thighs when I make a fast trip to Walmart. Either lose a ton of weight or cover your ugliness. Walmart is not my favorite place to shop, but they have some stuff that I can’t get anywhere else. I just want to run in, get what I want, and get back out quickly without dealing with more than a minimum of weirdness.
Incidentally, really grateful that I have “spell check” on my computer. Took me five attempts to spell indecency correctly, but, as you see, I finally got it right.