IT’S NOT GAY IF IT’S THE TSA

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Airman Higgs
Airman Higgs

They are correctly known as the Thieves and Sexual Assailants for a vast multitude of reasons. Though really, if you’re going to climb into the bear’s den and then poke him with a stick, you deserve what you get. Just saying.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Yay for freeeeeeedooooom!!! The more the military protects me, the more freeeeeeeee I am.

whiskey tango foxtrot

I’m too old to pull off this sort of nonsense but if you’re young, next time you’re patted down at an airport, close your eyes and moan.

Rdawg
Rdawg

I’ve done this: “Oh yeah, right there…”

Blue-gloved groper: “Very funny.”

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22winmag - when you ask someone which floor they'd like, and they respond with "ladies lingerie"- they're referencing the AEROSMITH SONG!!!

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Anonymous
Anonymous

And it’s not gay to go to the proctologist every week. Yea, right.

thetruthonly

Funny, and somewhat dumb. The TSA can delay you by any amount of time they want until you miss your flight. In the early days of the TSA I tried a few times to “see what happens” like refuse to put the film camera through the x-ray machine, or take my shoes off. Lotsa bomb sniffing that seriously took an hour and the longer it went on, the better they liked it. Once I had a large metal knee brace in my carry on because my sprained knee got better by the end of the trip so I didn’t wear it. That one also took maybe 20-30 minutes of bomb sniffing even though it was aluminum and I’m pretty sure the x-ray machine could see through it. That they also miss all the fake planted guns and spy vs spy bombs when security is tested tells me it’s all about being nice and co-operative. If they think you are dissing them, be there a few hours early.

John Prokovich
John Prokovich

I refuse to use this service……..

MadMike
MadMike

I seldom fly anymore, but when I do, it’s always with one or more firearms, (and printed copies of the airline and TSA rules).
The TSA trolls at the checkpoint never see them, but man have I got some stories about ticket agents and the back-of-house TSA idiots.
Most of them have no idea what the rules are and think it boils down to “do what the fuck I say”.

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