The Republican in a Bar Who Refused to Get Mad

Via Branco

beer-bar-counter

A union boss walks into a bar from the factory next door and is about to order a beer when he sees a guy at the far end of the bar wearing a TRUMP “Make America Great Again” cap with two beers sitting in front of him.

The union boss doesn’t need to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican, so he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear:

Drinks for everyone in here, bartender…but not for the ‘Republican’!

Soon after the drinks have been passed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him then says, “Thank you!” in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates the union boss.

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After a few minutes, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this doesn’t seem to bother the Republican. He nods and smiles, and again yells, “Thank you!

A few more minutes pass and the union boss orders another round of drinks for everyone except the Republican.

Just as before, this STILL doesn’t seem to faze the Republican who continues smiling and again yells out, “Thank you!!

Frustrated that he can’t seem to get the guy angered, the union boss asks the bartender, “What is wrong with that Republican? I’ve ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the dummy does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?”

“Nope,” replies the bartender. “He owns the place.”

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7 Comments
None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz
June 14, 2018 9:44 am

That was just awesome!

James
James
June 14, 2018 10:12 am

I like it!

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 14, 2018 11:50 am

Good one.
Betcha the 3 rounds bought by the union boss would get expensed as a line item for an off-plant meeting, from the union dues kitty, skimmed from all members, whether Reps, Dems, or Libertarians.
Aaand, average price for a new vehicle is what, maybe $30k?

TampaRed
TampaRed
June 14, 2018 1:31 pm

this is an oldie but goodie,just updated for current times–
what’s ironic about it is that b4 unions quit representing their membership & started being so ideological,i’d bet most union leaders would have supported trump–
hoffa,meany,etc., would have all been schmoozing at the white house because trump is ultimately trying to help their members–

whiskey tango foxtrot
whiskey tango foxtrot
June 14, 2018 1:48 pm

A muslim, a commie and a traitor walk into a bar and the bartender says:
What’ll it be Mr. Brennan?

(ran across it somewhere about 2 months ago)

bob
bob
June 14, 2018 4:54 pm

A prick, an idiot and a criminal walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks “What’ll it be Mr. Comey?” Other than that, I can’t stand Brits and British accents. And socialist, liberal fucks from Canada are just as bad.

Yahsure
Yahsure
June 14, 2018 10:56 pm

The Union man had enough money to buy the drinks. Most people wouldn’t.