WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

More like Medusa with that staring power…

Is there anything better than casual dads with team pride? Everything they own for the weekend comes in one school color.

You and everyone else that isn’t a damn liar.

Two things we can potentially learn here: (1) Don’t wrestle in white pants – OR – (2) If you dookie your white pants, go big time on it so it draws confusion and doubt.

He might be the only person to age out and retire from a gang. Not sure what their pension is like, it’s never been done before.

It’s tough to get a nice even glaze on such a round object. You gotta move around like the Earth’s rotation to get an even tan.

$20 says he doesn’t know what LGBT actually stands for.

North Korea can’t do any more damage than we’ve already done ourselves.

Is it still a ponytail if it’s located on the back corner and not the tail?

Buns of steel cut oats.

Here comes the bride, still getting high.

I’ve had a few flings in my past that I had to do this for. I’m not a proud man.

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LGR
LGR

Naughty side J’sOTD…

Flat chested Blonde to her OB/Gyn: “I keep finding strange things in my panties”

OB-Ginny: “Let’s have a look. What kind of strange things?”

Blonde: “I keep discovering postage stamps from Costa Rica”

OB: “Not to worry. I have one right here. Those are just the stickers from bananas, silly”

And, in a video of You Boob where I was reminded of EC and Llpoh for some strange reason…

Have a Happy Father’s Day, Monkees.
If your’s is still around, give him a big hug, a hearty handshake, and a sincere Thank You.
If he’s not, cherish the good memories, and let go of the bad ones. He did his best, I’d bet.
I think of mine often.
He was a good man, who taught me much, in his own unique way.
Most of all, he taught me the huge benefit of laughter, besides other worthwhile lessons.
RIP, Pops.
If you were still here, I’d crack open a couple of longnecks, and clink to salute you.
And, those of you with fine children, may they appreciate you for who you are and the effort you’ve put forth to guide them on their journeys.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

That American flag took me back to my GF in HS. You can keep your walking sticks, that one was a keeper.

Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf

LGBT: liquor, guns, bacon, tits.

Tennessee Budd
Tennessee Budd

Damn it, ZFG, you beat me to it!
Bravo Zulu!

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

Tuxedo, Submit your comment first, do not worry that it isn’t germane, originality is the key. There is no prize for being the second to say the same thing. He who hesitates is lost. Particularly when parking at the mall.

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