Major UK Retailer Bans Kitchen Knife Sales in Answer to Violent Crime Wave

Via Breitbart

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Britain’s Poundland discount chain has announced it will stop selling kitchen knives in all of its stores to help tackle soaring youth violence.

The company, whose stores have been a major fixture on UK high streets since 1990, is the first major retailer to go ahead with the anti-knife measure recently recommended by a judge, and other brands are expected to follow suit, according to the Birmingham Mail.

As of Friday, kitchen knives are no longer available at any of its 59 West Midlands branches, Poundland said, noting that the ban will be extended to all 850 UK stores by the end of the year.

Reportedly suffering “epidemic” levels of violence, the West Midlands has the fastest growing rate of knife crime outside London, where the company banned blade sales in April after the capital saw 35 deadly stabbings in the just first few months of 2018.

Poundland retail director, Austin Cooke, said: “The decision to stop selling kitchen knives not only in the West Midlands, but nationwide, is a commitment that we know means a lot to both our colleagues and our customers.

“For a long time they’ve expressed their concern around the associated risk of having knives available and the unfortunate truth is that in the wrong hands, knives can be used for the wrong purpose.

“The safety of our colleagues and customers is crucial and we hope our fellow retailers will follow our lead,” he added.

Crime researcher Emilia Gill, from the anti-youth violence campaign JAGS Foundation, said Poundland’s decision to pull knives off the shelf was “a good start”, but argued that many lives could have been saved had companies taken action sooner.

“The problem with knives is that you can always find somewhere to access them,” she told The Sun. “So even though Poundland has decided to do this, and it’s a brilliant start, you can just walk down the street to another shop and buy a knife that is virtually the same.

Earlier this year Judge Nic Madge called for police to organise a national programme to blunt the points of the public’s kitchen knives.

Alleging long, sharp blades are unnecessary for ordinary domestic food preparation, the judge said a ban on chefs’ knives would be life-saving in Britain.

Poundland itself has long cemented itself in the British public consciousness, with comparisons between political figures and discount stores stocking a variety of items at £1 having become a popular putdown in recent years as a way to imply something is an inferior imitation of someone or something else.

UK foreign secretary Boris Johnson was labelled ‘a Poundland Donald Trump’ by the leader of the Liberal Democrats in September in 2017, while European Commission chief Jean-Claude Juncker has been branded a ‘pound shop Bismarck’ determined to blackmail Briitish taxpayers. Brexit leader Nigel Farage was famously labelled a “pound shop Enoch Powell” by former YouTube video blogger Russell Brand, who in turn was described as a “pound shop Ben Elton” on a TV quiz panel show in 2015.

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Joe Fahy
Joe Fahy
July 7, 2018 9:46 am

At first I thought “Oh, this is from The Onion. That’s some pretty funny shit! Banning kitchen knives. Next they will propose blunting the tips of all knives!!!!”

Then they really did.

The stupid is strong with these wankers. This could go big. Popcorn?

My comment has no light, just heat and smoke. I’m sorry, but this is too much.

Ham Roid
Ham Roid
  Joe Fahy
July 7, 2018 11:09 am

Time to say “Fork you!”

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
  Joe Fahy
July 7, 2018 12:24 pm

I wonder what the ethnicity is of all these ‘yutes’ who are perpetrating knife attacks? Could it be that they are “Asians”?!

Dutchman
Dutchman
July 7, 2018 9:48 am

If the Brits put up with this insanity, they deserve everything they get from their liberal government and Muslim occupiers.

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 7, 2018 10:20 am

I guess they’ll come for the hammers next.

Dan
Dan
  Anonymous
July 7, 2018 10:48 am

There needs to be a nationwide effort to crush rocks into gravel and sand before law-breaking hooligans figure out they can be used as assault weapons. A paper mâché replica of Stonehenge should serve just as well as the present mineral-based version. Stone fences can, indeed must, be replaced with safe netting. The usual suspects will be whinging “when rocks are outlawed, only outlaws will have rocks”, but they just sound weak and desperate as they lose the battle for the hearts and minds of gallant Brits. Brexit becomes even more important as the need to intercept rock smugglers at Her Majesty’s borders becomes paramount. British exports of sand and gravel should pay for everything. One day, British children will see pictures of rocks (with counselors present, of course) and wonder how their ancestors could have been so blind and stupid as to allow rocks to exist.

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 7, 2018 10:37 am

If all you want to do is stab and kill people, a file and a piece of scrap steel will make a fully adequate heavy duty knife to accomplish this rather quickly.

For that matter, many fine quality knives and machetes have been made with a file and an old leaf spring or lawnmower blade by those with the patience and desire to do it.

I’ve never understood why the third world type killers seem to want to use the less suitable kitchen knives for their work.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
July 7, 2018 10:44 am

Why don’t they just stop selling knives to Muslims?

Stucky
Stucky
July 7, 2018 10:59 am

Are they banning all knives? Or, just Assault knives?

Persnickety
Persnickety
  Stucky
July 7, 2018 10:39 pm

Just salt and pepper knives, Stucky. But considering the deplorable state of British cuisine, that effectively bans all knives.

jimmieoakland
jimmieoakland
July 7, 2018 11:07 am

According to Martha Stewart, an extra crusty baguette is an excellent substitute for a kitchen knife, should you find yourself needing one.

doug
doug
July 7, 2018 11:44 am

Amazing stupidity on several levels.

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
July 7, 2018 12:43 pm

Greetings,
We’ve reached a point in time when news coming out of England looks like the Onion. Stopping the sale of knives is about as practical as having to show ID to buy a lighter (California). I mean, seriously, has the want of a lighter ever once stopped or even slowed down cigarette use? I wish we could send all of our politicians in California to England as it appears that their people will tolerate anything.

CA
CA
July 7, 2018 4:27 pm

Won’t be long before it’s shoved up everyone’s ass here in America too.
Just had a friend go thru one u.s. airport, ordered a steak in a steakhouse, and got a plastic knife to use for cutting it.
Dumb keep getting dumber.

Charles Coombs
Charles Coombs
July 7, 2018 6:34 pm

What I could do with a “Wisk Brush” …

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
July 7, 2018 7:20 pm

Are they going to discontinue selling foods that need to be prepared with knives? Will all the shops sell nothing but pureed meat, yogurt, and smoothies?

Persnickety
Persnickety
  Chubby Bubbles
July 7, 2018 10:40 pm

I can already foresee food processor-knives being attached to sticks as rudimentary spears.

Dr. Winston O'boogie
Dr. Winston O'boogie
July 7, 2018 10:22 pm

Twilight Zone world.

Persnickety
Persnickety
July 7, 2018 10:42 pm

If I posted a video of what I did today I think half the UK’s police would have a heart attack. For that matter, a lot of their military (excluding SAS) would probably be stunned as well.

This could be a fun trolling idea for us competitive shooters. Post our match videos to UK police bookface pages. Ask how they would have run the stage.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
July 8, 2018 3:33 am

The people in England are turning into bleeding idiots. My god, how blind are these people? Get rid of Muslims, get rid of knife attacks. If they get rid of knives, expect more acid and baseball bat attacks. People that will attack will attack. Geesh. I’m so tired of stupid people.