According to Lan Tien, “It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioning unit. Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result.” One might use this as a teaching moment to talk about the safety of one’s tally-whacker in the open air, but all we’re left wondering is just HOW your jingle-jank can “fall” into an open pipe.
These are the mysteries of life, people.
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How stupid. Who would actually live like that?
Don’t kid yourself; you would live like that if the society in which you lived would whip you in the public square for failing to comply.
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I hate when I’m painting in the nude and my junk falls into a pipe in the wall.
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I don’t think that’s the dog. Looks like a stuffed animal.
Yeah, a robot maybe, since he uses his hind legs to push himself off the wall and into the floor. German Shepherds have got to be the dumbest dogs in the world next to Chihuahuas.
Wow. Pretty sharp. So you’re saying the guy didn’t actually throw his German Shepherd across the room?
Can’t get anything by you, that’s for sure.
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Pretty stupid not to have a wall there.
The asshole was blocking the road, the SUV had to brake hard and fishtailed into him.
Looks like a no wake zone also.
The SUV was racing the boat obviously.
And they have done fine without a wall there for 400 years Nanny Vic.
People fall into the canals all the time in Amsterdam, it is part of learning to be a grown up. Or at least, a sober grown up.
I have been fished out of an Amsterdam canal, a Venice canal, Toronto Harbour and Sydney Harbour.
I am now a somewhat sober grown up.
So that’s why they put that big X over the parking space…
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The trannies liked it.
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That was a good catch.
By the way, I played baseball and softball growing up and that woman doesn’t know how to catch a ball. She’s lucky that little boy caught the ball or she probably would have ended up with her teeth busted out.
It’s obvious by her anticipation that the ball is tossed to her and not that she was trying to catch a homer. Take a look at the arc of the ball, it doesn’t have much velocity.
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Bela Lagosi eyes.
The dogs are Siberian, Bela Lugosi was Hungarian.
See the first cat being molested by that rabbit. I thought for a moment it was little BB but he’s ok. He is right here beside me.Thanks!
I can see why you’d be upset; that’s your job.
Here are the 4 dindoo nuffins who attacked the waitress at Applebee’s:
Lakisha Boyd, Keterah Boyd, Demetrius Boyd and Lashondra Boyd
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Previous votes for Shaniqua or Latasha as likely suspect names were clearly incorrect.
I love reading Black names. Every time I think I have heard them all, and they can’t possibly come up with one I haven’t heard before, they prove me wrong.
I was in the checkout line at a small town grocery store. The black checker was complaining about her name tag being wrong. I said, ” They got it right. ShaRonda is an OK name.”
She said, “No, my name is ShaHonda.”
Without thinking it through, I said, “What? You got a sister named ShaZucki?”
She didn’t think it was funny. Blacks have no sense of humor about some stuff.
I know a nurse that worked with newborn babies. She told me a black woman who delivered a baby gave a name that sounded like “Famali” but when she asked the woman how to spell it, she pointed to the “Female” bracelet on the baby’s arm. She thought the hospital named her child for her. She said the mother liked it and the child kept the name.
V squared, thanks for making FF real…
Thanks to you and Admin for Friday Fail. Always a great end to the weekdays.
I guess that’s better than Siffphillis and Gonoria.
My wife’s cousin was a teacher. She had a real life “Female” in her class. A mind is a terrible thing to waste. No fault here.
I worked with a black guy in 1976 who had a daughter and he named her SIROCCO…I knew that was an African word for Desert Wind and that Volkswagen had named a model of car SCIROCCO.
So I said to him after he told me his baby’s name “Oh, You named your daughter Desert Wind that’s a pretty name and very unusual.”
He gave me a confused look and said: “Man, I don’t know what your talking about, I named her after my car.”
He had a new Volkswagen he was very proud of.
That’s funny. I like reading the Martha Grimes mystery books after a hard week, and a famous band in one of her books was named Sirocco. I thought it was a cool name.
Although lately her books haven’t been living up to their beginning. They’re set in London, with a modern-day typical Scotland Yard detective. I sent her an e-mail and said don’t use Muslims or immigrant in your stories, just stick to English gumshoes. Her newest book is set in Africa. Go figure — immigrants. I doubt I’ll buy that one. The reviews don’t look good.
What about Latrina?
I tripped once and my cock fell in a hole.
Almost got divorced!
T4C, you know where I stand on your post.
Ahem…
The Flight Attendant…
A businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up the drop dead, gorgeous flight attendant:
Businessman: “What is your name.?”
Flight Attendant: “Angela Benz, sir.”
Businessman: “Lovely name… any relation to Mercedes Benz?”
Flight Attendant: “Yes, sir, very close.”
Businessman: “How close?”
Flight Attendant: “Same price!”
some archie bunker wisdom,why cave women had short legs & fat butts
You can’t beat Archie Bunker’s pearls of wisdom.
just remember guys,when you think you’ve had a bad day,think about brother # 2–
a pair of siamese twins were joined at the waist & shared an asshole–
since they were brothers it was ok until brother #1 decided he was gay & started dating–
LOL, that’s just gross.
Awesome,am now armed with my tasteless joke of the day,thanks Red!
james,
i aim to please–
I STILL haven’t watched Brokeback Mountain. Am I deplorable?
bob,
if you’re on this list you’re either deplorable or in the process of becoming deplorable irregardless of
whether you’ve seen the movie–
your comment reminded me of a cartoon that i saw after the movie came out–
a grizzled ol cowboy was sitting by the fire,leaning back against his saddle and saying over his shoulder to the leering younger cowboy,”NO,I HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE.”
AWESOME Friday Fail!
Back in the day I looked forward to the Friday night tv shows, now I look forward the Friday Fail segment on TBP. Just gets better every week nkit, thanks for all the effort. Admin too.