Banning Straws

Guest Post by John Stossel

Banning Straws

Want to sip a refreshing beverage this summer?

If environmental zealots and sycophants get their way, you won’t be allowed to sip it through a plastic straw.

Actress Nina Nelson and other celebrities made a video claiming that plastic straws kill sea life: “In the USA alone, over 500 million straws are being used every single day, most of which are going into our oceans.”

“I will stop sucking,” vowed the celebrities.

In obedient response, Seattle banned plastic straws, and other places plan to follow. Starbucks, Hyatt and Hilton are all abandoning straws.

Katy Tang, of San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors, says, “We are no longer going to allow for plastic straws here.”

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio agrees: “Their time has come and gone.”

But before politicians ban things in the name of saving the world, I wish they’d take the trouble to actually study what good the ban would do.

Plastic garbage in oceans is a genuine problem. But most of the pollution comes from Asia. A small amount does come from America, but only a tiny fraction of that is plastic straws.

Banning straws “might make some politicians feel good,” says the Competitive Enterprise Institute’s Angela Logomasini in this week’s Stossel TV video, “but it won’t actually accomplish anything good.”

But what about that scary “500 million” figure that celebrities, politicians and news anchors constantly cite? It turns out that number came from a 10-year-old who, for a school project, telephoned some straw makers.

Because the boy is cute, the media put him on TV. Now the media, environmental activists and politicians (Is there a difference?) repeat “500 million straws used daily … many end up in oceans,” as if it were just fact. The real number is much lower.

Still, activists like talk show host Ethan Bearman tell us, “If we can reduce something that easy — something that gets stuck in turtles’ noses and damages the environment — let’s do that. Sometimes, we do need a little gentle guiding hand from government.”

But government’s guiding hand is neither “little” nor “gentle.” Government action is force. In this case, the politicians will either ban straws or order us to replace plastic straws with more expensive ones made of paper or bamboo.

Bearman calls that an advantage, telling us, “Plastic doesn’t actually biodegrade, unlike paper, which breaks down into other components.”

But that’s exactly the problem. Paper straws don’t only break down in dumps, they also break down while you’re using them. They get soggy. They leak.

“That’s the beauty of plastic. It’s enduring,” says Logomasini.

She also points out that paper and bamboo straws aren’t environmentally pristine. “Paper products take more energy and effort to produce. And paper doesn’t degrade in a landfill, either. Everything (in landfills) is essentially mummified.”

Also, paper straws cost eight times more to make than plastic straws.

The activists and politicians don’t worry that their ban will raise costs for businesses and their customers. New York City Councilman Barry Grodenchik told us, “Maybe people won’t use straws.”

Ethan Bearman added, “If it’s $1.79 to get the fountain drink at Joe’s Corner Deli (and) now it’s $1.83, I don’t see that being a huge difference.”

“This is what environmentalists say about every policy they put out — a few cents here, a few cents there,” says Logomasini. “But eventually, it begins to be a burden. Banning straws isn’t going to do anything for the environment. So what they’re trying to do is take away my freedom for nothing in return.”

Taking away freedom for nothing in return is now a specialty of the environmental movement.

After our environment got cleaner — thanks to technological innovation and some useful government-imposed requirements (like scrubbers in smokestacks and pollution limits on cars) — the zealots moved on to demand bans on pipeline construction, mining and oil drilling. They require lots of pointless recycling (though often garbage you separate is never recycled) and all sorts of feel-good policies that make no real difference.

EPA should stand for “Enough Protection Already!”

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Realestatepup
Realestatepup
July 18, 2018 7:07 am

I was in Ogunquit Maine from July 1-4th with my friend Cheryl. We went to the restaurant right next door and ordered drinks, which came without straws. We asked and were told, “oh, we don’t allow straws anymore”. No warning, no signs, nothing.
Some places offered the paper ones, which they were the good ones that didn’t turn to mush. Other places had stainless steel straws which were really nice, but I can see how there might be some stealing or accidental tossing of these in the trash.
The thing that cracked me up is they banned straws but still had plenty of plastic cups, lids, and bags at all their stores. Apparently, straws are just the cause-du-jour. Like plastic bags were.
I ordered a 12 pack of stainless ones so I will have a straw because I can see the tide coming, and soon it will be everywhere.
Sigh.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Realestatepup
July 18, 2018 9:01 am

I imagine publicly used stainless steel straws present a sanitary problem and a potential public health risk.

How would you make completely sure one was clean and biologically safe inside that long narrow tube? An autoclave?

In any event, you could always sharpen the edges of one end of one of them if you carry a personal one and carry a stabbing weapon into places you wouldn’t normally get another one.

Wip
Wip
  Anonymous
July 18, 2018 9:35 am

Genius. Seriously.

Martin brundlefly...eat moar chikin
Martin brundlefly...eat moar chikin
  Wip
July 18, 2018 10:27 am

Ditto. Only criminals carry plastic straws? Ventilate someone nicely with a sharpened stainless straw. Soon to be banned in london along with sharpened kitchen knives.

Wip
Wip
  Martin brundlefly...eat moar chikin
July 18, 2018 10:45 am

Sounds like something learned in prison.

Fiatman60
Fiatman60
  Anonymous
July 18, 2018 11:50 am

Ah Yes!!
Instead of “box cutters” getting on the plane, you already have stainless steel straws, at the back, already there waiting for you!!! BONUS!!!
/sarc off/

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anonymous
July 18, 2018 5:20 pm

I bet you could get a really nice stream of blood flowing if you knew where to stab someone.

Thaisleeze
Thaisleeze
July 18, 2018 8:22 am

The place to see plastic pollution is here in Thailand. I live in a fishing village on a short river from the mountains forming the Thai/Myanmar border. Heavy rains in the mountains raises the river up to 10 feet. When the flood retreats all the trees on the river banks resemble Christmas trees from a distance thanks to all the multi colored plastic bags left hanging from the branches.

Martin brundlefly.. we need common sense liberal and negro control laws
Martin brundlefly.. we need common sense liberal and negro control laws
July 18, 2018 8:23 am

Ban .02 % of plastic waste. The problem isnt straws. Its total weight of plastic as it breaks down under uv exposure to microplastics whichvare the true pollutant of the oceans. Next they’ll do something dumb like try and ban co2.

James
James
July 18, 2018 8:35 am

Actually,the stainless straws seem kinda of cool,would go with a stailess coffee mug I have.Personally,do not use straws so will stay out of this one.

I would like it if private enterprise could figure out the nest step in reusing/recycling plastics,some now used in different items manufacture and feel as new ideas come up will be even better.I know,how about a 80% receiver with a greenie label,made with recycled products,would drive the progressives nuts!

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 18, 2018 8:59 am

Listen damnit, this is important! We have to stop the garbage companies from sorting out plastic straws from landfills and trucking them to be dumped into the ocean. Think of the goddamned whales for a change…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Zarathustra
July 18, 2018 4:48 pm

I think the Zionists are behind this 500 million straws in the ocean thing. I think it was only a boxcar that made it to the ocean. Of course, I may be a strawlocaust denier.

Martin brundlefly...eat moar chikin
Martin brundlefly...eat moar chikin
July 18, 2018 10:30 am

I intend to use a bleached and boiled hollowed out chicken bone as my only straw from now on.
For the children. Think of the damn children.

TC
TC
July 18, 2018 11:03 am

I’m guessing the plastic straw industry refused to pay the Kosher Certification tax. If only they had gone along with the program.

TC
TC
  TC
July 18, 2018 8:28 pm

Hahahahahahaha

The Story Behind Kosher Plastics

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
July 18, 2018 11:59 am

The American public is getting dumber and more passive every day….this idiocy is just the tip of the iceberg.

Zach
Zach
July 18, 2018 12:56 pm

“I will stop sucking,” vowed the celebrities.

I think not.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
July 18, 2018 1:01 pm

So how are MOST ending up in the oceans? Any straw I use ends up in the garbage that the county has claimed the MONOPOLY service on providing disposal of. It is my assumption that the straw ends up in a landfill where it sits for millions of years and never goes anywhere. I would imagine that most people’s experience is similar. If government is failing ONCE AGAIN (and no reason to believe that they are not), they why go after straw users and not the government that is banning them?? Oh, right, celebrities and folks like this worship government and its power.

Grizzly Bare
Grizzly Bare
July 18, 2018 1:32 pm

More virtue signaling from the useful idiot brigade. It’s these kind of acts that force others to comply with their diktats that give them that warm, fuzzy endorphin rush of a do-gooder feeling that they are so addicted to.

I had business in the Philippines in the 90s on the island of Mindanao. I stayed a couple weeks with friends in Cagayan De Oro City in the barrio that is on the sea wall where the Cagayan De Oro river empties into the Pacific Ocean. The people there use the river as their sewer and their garbage disposal. Sewers dump straight into the river. Most of the people didn’t have toilets and would go down to the river and crap directly into it. I watched a daily procession of natives carrying their garbage bags full of plastic packaging and flinging it into the river to be washed out to sea. You could see tons of it coming down the river from farther upstream. The aerial view of the bay from the airplane was disturbing. A brown stain that went for several miles out into the blue of the Pacific. A lot of the brown was from soil erosion created by clear cutting the rain forest.

Our multi-national corporations have exported our western lifestyle, of retail paradise complete with all the packaging that every product is sheathed, swaddled and embedded in, without taking the responsibility of providing a means to deal with that same plastic trash. The majority of Philippine people, at the time when I was there, were only two generations into major contact with modern western civilization. They solved the new problem with an age old solution. Let the river make it disappear.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Grizzly Bare
July 18, 2018 5:21 pm

“Dilution is the solution to pollution.”