WONDERING WHY YOU ARE TIRED AT WORK

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Suds
Suds
August 16, 2018 3:52 pm

Exactly why me & she don’t sleep in same bed. Bleeding heart pooch lover would let the female bitch retriever lay in her bed, sprawled out like a queen, and here me & she we’re curled up in the fetal position. SO THE HOUND WAS COMFY.
I liked the pup, too, but come sack time, the hound should be forced to GTFO.
I toss & turn so much trying to catch zzzzz’s, I forego the cardio workouts at Lifetime Fitness.
Throw in her subtle little snoring rythym, like a Chinese water torture incessant drip…drip…drip…
Small wonder I’m dragging ass thru the work day.
That short gif here is funny, but not really.
I’m too tired to laugh.
Lack of sleep.
Yeah, yeah, melatonin or some other Sominex like pill.
I hate taking pills.
‘sides, I’d be livid if I slept through a burglary of my goods.
The dog certainly wouldn’t keep them out or bark of they got in.
Bitch’d either sleep thru the crime, or get up and hound him for a late night treat.
Hope there is reincarnation.
I’m comin back as a lovable hound, and hope I get an owner who treats me like their kid.
(yawn). Tired, boss. Dog tired.

Cricket
Cricket
  Suds
August 16, 2018 4:33 pm

Yep, no pets in the bed, especially since cats walk around the litter box and wander the house. We close the door to the master to keep the cats out at night. When one decided she’d stick her paw under the door and rattle the door in an attempt to gain entry, we used a can of spray air to discourage her and it stopped her bad behaviour quick. It seems cats interpret the spray noise like the hiss of a snake and cats don’t like it. She never rattled the door again. Our other cat however, learned to yodel. Even when locked in the basement, some nights you can still hear him singing at 2 am, or worse 4 am. 🙁

nkit
nkit
  Suds
August 16, 2018 10:27 pm

you and your pooch need to see a dog psychologist ..

“Hound him for a treat'”? Really?

wholy1
wholy1
August 16, 2018 5:24 pm

Hilarious!

Jack Lovett
Jack Lovett
August 16, 2018 6:20 pm

I have a parrot and when its bedtime he is dead to the world. Only wakes when I turn lite on.

nkit
nkit
August 16, 2018 10:37 pm
nkit
nkit
August 16, 2018 11:26 pm
nkit
nkit
  nkit
August 16, 2018 11:37 pm

The cereal that was shot from guns….amen