MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Google has released a video in which one of the company’s representatives apologizes for anti-conservative bias, as revealed in a recent video obtained by Breitbart.
The representative issues a heartfelt apology toward conservative Google users while wearing a “Kill All Republicans” T-shirt throughout the video.
“We are so sorry that you fascist, conservative ingrates had to see that,” he said. “We want Google to be completely free from bias, even against Republicans who need to die violent deaths for disagreeing with us. That’s what inclusivity is all about.”
“It’s our mission that everyone be included, even hopelessly backward conservative people that we’d like to exterminate from the planet,” he added, before confirming that the company is in fact close to a breakthrough on technology to do just that.
At the end of the video, the representative smiles warmly and assures Google customers that the company will continue to strive for unbiased products and services, before the footage cuts to him beating a Trump supporter to death with a Chromebook.
Nice T-shirt. How about this soy boy starts with me. No….wait He is a liberal who are in bed with the neo-cons. Both of whom could not fight their way out of a wet paper bag. They just have someone else do it. I know it’s satire,but that is the way they think. Cowards!!!!
Fake, correct?
Not so much, Google’s CFO was actually crying about Hitlery’s loss during the “internal” video. And these guys think it’s just fine and dandy to pick sides and game their system in favor of whom they support.
They don’t seem to realize there’s anything wrong with this behavior.
Why is Ca. a magnet for libtards (libturds) And why is that state being burned by DEW and haarp etc?
Hello Jack,
I might have an answer to your question. There is a movie called Interstate 60. Very few people have heard of it. It stars James Marsden, Gary Oldman, Kurt Russell, Ann Margret, Christopher Lloyd and Chris Cooper among others. Michael J. Fox even has a cameo. Along with V for Vendetta, Interstate 60 is one of my favorites. There is another movie called Still Mine that also ranks high with me.
Anyway, in the movie Chris Cooper’s character explains how California is in the condition it is. This type of movie is, in my opinion very, rare as many things most people know but hate to admit are brought into full view for all to see. Hollywood is loathe to point out failings of liberal society. For example, Marsden’s character drives into a city called Morelaw. Yep, you guessed it, a entire city populated by attorneys and their victims. The city gets its comeuppance once Chris Cooper’s character learns of their shenanigans. Again, I can’t recommend this movie highly enough. But as with all things from Hollyweird, you have to take it with a grain of salt. There are parts that are absolutely repulsive. Those parts are essential to the story line if one wants to see the bigger picture the movie tries to paint.
BTW, there is no Interstate 60 you can actually check that on a map. 🙂
So, Babylon Bee has started doing real news now?
That’s funny!!
The Babylon Bee is a satire site.
Here is the disclaimer at the bottom of the page :
The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.
They seem to be a bunch of fucktards as well.
Kind of a shitty Photoshop job.
It’s getting *so* hard to tell when it’s a joke.
Better pack a lunch, bro.
I bet this stupid fucker thinks it’s a good idea to bring a soy latte to a gun fight too..