Last week, a gang of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down, and says,
“Hey Baby…..whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?”
She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!!”
George didn’t want to see one so young end it all, so he asked …”Well, before you jump, Sweetie…why don’t you give ole George here one last kiss?”
So, thru her tears, she leans back over the railing and plants a long, open mouthed wet one on Georgie.
George gives her a hug, another french kiss, and gets a big thumbs-up approval and cheers from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper.
He smiles & says:
“Damn! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had, Babe. Don’t throw your life away. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”
It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
Thanks, Jim. Love the gif of Bill Dance’s camera man falling into the lake.
Gagmy Fkingtime
September 21, 2018 9:46 pm
Hey you folks that make Friday Fail, can you please move to a better site and let us know where you move to? Burning Platform is ok for single shot things like an article or a single pic, but having to scroll through more than the top couple items has become too ugly with shit ads and shit slow speed and tons and tons more shit ads. Can’t waste as much time as BP demands of it’s users. Thank you!
Last week, a gang of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down, and says,
“Hey Baby…..whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?”
She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!!”
George didn’t want to see one so young end it all, so he asked …”Well, before you jump, Sweetie…why don’t you give ole George here one last kiss?”
So, thru her tears, she leans back over the railing and plants a long, open mouthed wet one on Georgie.
George gives her a hug, another french kiss, and gets a big thumbs-up approval and cheers from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper.
He smiles & says:
“Damn! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had, Babe. Don’t throw your life away. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”
It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
OMG!!! I can’t stand it. LOTFLMAO.
Now that’s FUNNY.. Priceless, just Priceless.
im dying, lol.
Pretty funny except I-74 goes North/South. I’ll be on it tomorrow.
replay
spam monster ate about eight of them.
Thanks, Jim. Love the gif of Bill Dance’s camera man falling into the lake.
Hey you folks that make Friday Fail, can you please move to a better site and let us know where you move to? Burning Platform is ok for single shot things like an article or a single pic, but having to scroll through more than the top couple items has become too ugly with shit ads and shit slow speed and tons and tons more shit ads. Can’t waste as much time as BP demands of it’s users. Thank you!
Go put your head in the toilet and flush.
Have a nice day.
Gags .
There’s always the Kardashians and Real Housewives.
Really enjoyed the Friday Fail!! Looks like the cats got my vote again this week, thanks guys.
Great Friday Fail. Thanks for all the fun.
okay, wrong vid..meant this one…
https://youtu.be/JU4dba_yij4