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… the south London home of Junior Francis, 33, was raided in November of last year due to suspicions he was selling hard drugs.

Francis claimed he was innocent, but his mobile phone proved otherwise.

He had taken several photos of himself holding massive amounts of cash and even posted them to his Instagram account.

Accompanying one photo was the caption “everything I got I work hard for it,” loosely quoting a lyric from Notorious BIG.

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Michael Smith of Maine just wanted to warn some local contractors to get off his property on a Tuesday morning. But after the workers mistook his gun tattoo for the real deal the police were at his house with armed backup in the driveway. Another friendly reminder to think about your tattoo choices, folks.

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Lgr
Lgr

Two old gals, chatting in the afterlife…

1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.

Wip
Wip

Hahaha. Keep’m coming.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

Golden Shower Restaurant right next to the Happy Ending vasectomy clinic

BL
BL

I had a pretty good laugh over that myself EC.

Agnes "Edna" D'Agnes
Agnes "Edna" D'Agnes

Where’s NKIT?

Anonymous
Anonymous

Maybe takin a break, or away from his PC. Plus, it’s challenging to get new material, for me, at least.
And if other priorities call, it happens. Vacation, work, etc.
He brings smiles to many, and is missed. Hope all is well, kit.
A new season has begun, in our beloved NHL.
Go Lightning.
Go Habs, and the winged wheeler doughboys, too.
Cheers!

Steve C
Steve C

One day an elderly gentleman of 88 years went to his doctor for a physical.

After examining the elderly gentleman, the doctor, in typical doctor-fashion, instructed him that he should quit smoking, cut back on his drinking, and that he should get some exercise.

The elderly gentleman responded that he was fit as could be. In fact, he remarked, “I have an 18-year old wife that is about to give birth to my child. What do you think of that?”

The doctor paused for a moment and replied, “Let me tell you about a friend of mine. He is an elderly gentleman not much younger than you. He is an avid hunter. In fact, he never misses a season.

One time when he had gone to his hunting cabin in a senior moment when he left the cabin, instead of grabbing his rifle, he grabbed his umbrella. Upon coming to a stream, he saw a beaver sitting atop a damn it had built. He pointed his umbrella at the beaver and shouted BANG, and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?”

The elderly gentleman said, “I’d say someone else shot that beaver.”

The doctor replied, “My point exactly…”

IndenturedServant

That gun tattoo choice is almost as good as WIP’s gun phone case.

BL
BL

I/S- How’s it going, haven’t seen you lately?

IndenturedServant

Still fighting the state of Idaho over my father’s estate, working 10 hour days, trying to keep up with Q and livin’ the dream.

Did you ever contact John Betts about that bixbyite?

BL
BL

I looked at the site thoroughly and the prices were too rich for my blood but thanks for the tip. I have connections to wholesale. There is a specimen of the illusive bix out there for me somewhere. There is a .43ct with decent color for 3k that has too many inclusions to suit me but will keep looking. Emeralds and bix are born that way.

IndenturedServant

I mentioned Betts mostly because he is the only source I’ve ever seen for it.

If you can suggest a source for rough diamonds from eastern Colorado I’d appreciate. Actually a source for any rough diamonds from anywhere in the USA would work. I already have a couple from Arkansas but I’ll consider anything you might suggest. My order of preference is CO, any alluvial stones rafted down on the continental glacier or Arkansas.

I doubt I can afford one but I’d really like a star of david twinned macle diamond if you have a source.

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BL
BL

I/S-Depends on what you are spending and what size you want. Do they have to be rough? Diamonds are my least favorite, how do you feel about Herkimers? Are you preserving wealth or just a collector?

That SOD diamond is very interesting, what is the origin?

nkit
nkit

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My bestus number one dog is 12, ill, and will probably not see the sun come up tomorrow. God damn it….

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

That’s a shame. My dog lasted 15 years. I was sad to see him go. He didn’t leave, actually. Buried him in the backyard next to a lovable small poodle mix we lost due to an accident.

BL
BL

Damn nkit, sorry. I don’t have a pet anymore because losing them is like losing a family member.

nkit
nkit

worse, they love you unconditionally..

BL
BL

yes they do.

IndenturedServant

BL, what about those Yorkies? :o)

BL
BL

Lordy Mercy I/S , don’t get that mess started again. Hopefully Star will miss seeing this exchange.

IndenturedServant

Sorry about that nkit. Not much sucks as bad as losing and awesome dog. My most recent made it to 15 but that wasn’t anywhere near long enough.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic

Oh, how sad, nkit. I’m sorry to hear that.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

BTW, nkit, we don’t know the story on that gif but it makes all kinds of sense. OTOH if it was Kim Kardashian on that ice floe, I’m not sure many would agree to take the trouble.

KaD
KaD

We had to put the SO’s collie down just two weeks after his last chemo. That timing really sucked.

Doc
Doc

Sorry NKIT. I’m a bit teary eyed thinking about it.

Had to put down my 16 y/o German Shepard in June. Hardest thing I ever had to do.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic

The one with the alligator swimming behind the guy was scary.

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