Guest Post by Tom Luongo
“When your enemy is making a mistake, why interrupt them?” – Napoleon.
Elizabeth Warren’s national political career is over. And malignant narcissist that she is she keeps trying to score rhetorical points against Donald Trump, thinking if she can just get in a good one, she’ll stop being a laughing stock.
But, that’s not going to happen. She’s accumulating nicknames now at a rate that is faster than black men are leaving the Democrats.
Fauxcahontas
Lie-awatha
Last of the Fauxhicans
Fraudazuma
Fakeagawea
After being thoroughly rebuked by the Cherokee Nation for using her DNA results (which, by the way, make her more Aryan than Hitler) for cheap political purposes, Warren continues to debase herself stridently rallying her supporters to force Trump to pay up on his ‘bet’ with her that she is significantly Native American.
She went from possibly being of Cherokee origin to being the founding member of the Slapaho tribe.
Because, seriously, someone needs to slap some sense into her.
And if this incident proves anything it is that she’s surrounded by the worst political strategists this side of Hillary Clinton.
My dad used to say, “It is better to be thought an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” Honestly that may be the longest sentence my dad ever spoke aloud.
It’s too bad Lizzie’s dad didn’t teach her that.
But, what’s truly awe-inspiring about this beginning of the Me Sioux Movement here is how unbelievably tone deaf Warren is to how things work in politics now.
Hyper-partisan liberal jackasses like Warren have been protected by our lying media for so long that it made them sloppy. She thought she would be able to run with her DNA results and have the media make Trump respond to her and she could remain relevant as a fighter coming into November 6th.
What she did was commit the biggest political own-goal since Rudy Guiliani attacked Ron Paul on 9/11 in 2008, thus sparking the political rebellion which is reaching its zenith today and ended Guiliani’s political career.
I say it all the time, power makes you stupid. It also makes you lazy. I used to think Guiliani’s mistake was the acme of political laziness and stupidity.
But, he’s got nothing over on Warren. At least he made it to the presidential debate stage.
Warren, like most of the Democrats, still think this is 2006 or 2008. They still think TV news matters.
She thought she could lever up the platform of the dying news media to put the Master of Social Media, the Crown Prince of Trollville and nine-time winner of the World Shitlord Championship, Donald Trump on his back foot.
She’s an Affirmative Action Welfare Queen, using a family anecdote about her mom’s black hair to help her get a job at Harvard. For her entire political career she has made a mockery not only of those she’s supposed to be the champion of, the disenfranchised minorities they believe are being suppressed by White Privilege, she mocks the very people who were actually disenfranchised by White European Colonialists.
Native Americans.
How none of Warren’s handlers or the dim-bulbs at the DNC didn’t see this coming is beyond me.
But, you know, stupid is as stupid does. And Elizabeth Warren may be the stupidest politician on the national stage in my lifetime.
Because if there is one thing Warren’s DNA results prove is that as a Yankee from Massachusetts she is more likely the descendant of someone who owes reparations to the Cherokee than she is an ancestor of one of the victims on the Trail of Tears.
Someone should start a GoFundMe for that. Spreading Bull’s Reparations Fund.
Moreover, this entire affair highlights just how bad everything has become for the Democrats.
They pushed identity politics beyond the bounds of absurdity. And now Warren thought, at the last minute, before the biggest election in the party’s history, one where they rightly are fighting for their lives, and she meme’s herself into irrelevancy.
That is Elizabeth Warren in ten seconds of comedy brilliance. (H/T to @RealHalseyNews for making the connection).
Warren will ultimately be crucified by the very people who put her on a pedestal, the insane Cultural Marxists who will throw her under the bus now for being exactly the person they accuse every other white person in America of being.
Because Warren’s stupidity here will only energize Trump supporters to go to the polls to put their thumb on the scale hoping to launch Lizzie and the rest of their lynch mob into the ash bin of history.
Fitting end to one of the most embarrassing political figures of the century.
Slapaho!!!! Haha.
Slapaho!!!! Haha.
And she had to throw her own family under the bus just to wreck her political career. How screwed up is that?
Her Me-Maw and Paw-Paw must be rolling in their graves.
Me maw and paw paw sounds more indian than she is.
Trump should pay her 1/1024th of the million dollar bet. In pennies. Indian heads but that would cost too much. Sacajaweah dollars may be better.
That is political genius.
90% of blacks will still vote for the racist democrat party. They get what day deserves.
Day be stoooopid.
it’s not about the % of blacks who vote demo,it’s about the raw # of blacks who vote–
blacks are far less likely to vote unless they have a compelling reason to vote–trump is not a threat to blacks so many will not vote–
Like everything else Trump is doing what the RINO’s talked about and never tried. We have to wait for results but if 20% of the Black vote goes R, the Democrats are dipped in shit, put in a Biz bag and sent to the Quartermaster for a long time.
The ONLY threat to blacks is other blacks.
Yep, there are so, so many who will not leave The Democratic Plantation. If they only knew the racist history of The Democratic Party, perhaps that would cause them to leave. On second thought, so many of them are stupid and incapable of critical thought, maybe it wouldn’t make any difference. Really, really sad.
I have a black coworker who will not change his mind on what he calls a fact that the Democrats and Republicans switched sides during the civil rights.
Ask him if it makes sense that the Democrats who voted against the Civil Rights Act which the majority of Republicans voted for, were so angered that they then went and joined the Republican party in protest of the Republicans supporting Civil Rights. If that doesn’t work I would not trust this individual with anything requiring an ability to reason.
Trump needs to get the ball rolling at his next ralley . Instead of that song “Proud to be an American “, they need to play “Cherokee People” by Paul Revere and the Red Raiders.
Run to the hills- iron maiden
Qualifications to be a DemocRAT:
–spousal or significant other abuser
–homosexual or lesbian
–advocate of LGBTQP-yes this includes pedophilia–soon to be legalized by democRATS
–pedophiles
–cross-dresser or gender confused
–advocate of gender-neutral bathrooms
–persons of color
–habitual drunk or substance abuser
–congenital liars
–financially irresponsible
–non-thinkers
–lawless lawbreaker
If you are a heterosexual white male the DemocRAT party not only does not want or support you, but wants your extermination. If you are a heterosexual white male the DemocRAT party wants your destruction “by any means necessary”.
Notice that democRATS have no shame, even when caught in their lies and fabrications. Witness the lies by warren and blumenthal, which seem to roll off their backs.
You forgot rabidly Pro-Abortion, Anti-Defense and Anti-Military, Pro-illegal Immigration, and rabidly Pro-Gun Control.
Where is this? Doesn’t sound english.
Spain I think, not sure…
The comments say Brazil. The video is so hazy and scant in detail that you could make up any story. I won’t dispute your premise but all I see is two women trying to control a little shit.
Neither did the Assfault video but you didn’t complain then, Donkey Kong.
wHAT are you trying to say.. As for the Assfault video there was nothing to complain about. Bike, driver and her too a dive…
The Fat ass riding on bike with a dumb ass ends up with road rash.
Now there is one moar ass with added bonus of being holey as well.
I think its great…
Asshhole-Land,
I think I slapped my donkey balls upside your head too many times.
You sound like a perv, are you Hollywood Rob?
lipstick can pass on stds
Found while lurking on 8ch.
Liz, it’s time to play the survivor card.
We believe in you since your DNA test results didn’t disprove you’re still a female.
Best one I’ve seen yet.
“Best one I’ve seen yet.”
Very True. But now that mosquito is gonna claim Indian Ancestry.
Goodbye, Princess Gray Beaver.
Why settle for brown beaver when you can have red snapper? – Mrs. Pangloss
Princess Gray beaver. Whatta awesome nickname for a woman who likely enjoys paddling the canoe…
Not appropriate for mass meme-ing, but for the scientist/engineering dork set, I personally find picohontas the funniest, but most people won’t get it.
You have to make them feel, not think, with memes.
Mathematician joke, har dee har har, Hawkins. I bet you won’t get my joke.
I got it. I guess that makes me a nerd
Hopefully, the embarrassment of her supporting constituents, and followers, will lead to mass suicides.
Pokahonkey was my favorite.
No way she can get out from under this.
The gal on the left is a direct ancestor of Pocahontas who was interviewed by Hannity the other night. Definitely no relation to Phonyhontas on the right. But what’s also cool, if genetics are any indicator, then the real-life Pocahontas was very likely quite hot:
The gal on the left is a direct ancestor of Pocahontas who was interviewed by Hannity the other night. – Unquestionable
Pocahontas’ direct ancestor looks quite modern. No way you can get out from under this, Unverifiable.
I thought Pocahontas lived and died as an illegal immigrant in England? Even changed her name and got a fake SS number there.
While the young woman has a Native American accent, it is hard to believe she is a direct descendant of Pocahontas. In fact, after so many generations, nobody can claim to be a ‘direct’ descendant of anybody. A descendant, ok but not a ‘direct descendant’.
I submit my granny’s testimony on this matter:
– What comes after great-grandchildren?
– Great great grandchildren.
– And after that?
– (After that) they are nothing, simply pueblo (nation).
Should the long arm of the law catch up to her, she surely will be Pokey-hontas.
“My dad used to say, “It is better to be thought an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” Honestly that may be the longest sentence my dad ever spoke aloud.”
Was your Dad Mark Twain?
Unintended plagiarism was flattery to Clemons, I think. Besides, he said “It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.”
I had that in calligraphy on a wall for many years in some house some place.
Had it up all those years and never learned how to spell his name?
Mark Twain, real name Samuel Langhorne Clemens,
I travelled around Virginia and nation’s Capitol with an calligrapher woman who was my age now when I was my age then, not now.
People would ask to “hire” her to LETTER* something for them occasionally and she did some postcards and frameable oil-toned quotes at the Edgar Cayce place near Virginia Beach, but mostly, she subsisted on the cash she picked up at the arts fairs and/or we picked up at the beach with her metal detector.
She sold famous quotes by “unknown” authors and she used many famous quotes such as this one which could be modified slightly and attributed to unknown rather than bother with bickering. Bickering is for morans and those who have nothing better to do with their time, I think she taught me.
She sold many little snippets by Emily, as well, under the guise of being by “unknown.” But, having visited aunts who lived near Kansas City and schooled with Emily, she was comfortable revising Emily’s words and calling the author unknown.
In this modern day and age, our very thoughts are being monitored for taxation and fees. As are my attempts to simply read and comment here without hounding.
*One of the messages in many of her postcards refers to a woman who learned to write letter by letter without any meaning implied or intended.
“The earliest known appearance of the adage discovered by QI occurred in a book titled “Mrs. Goose, Her Book” by Maurice Switzer. The publication date was 1907 and the copyright notice was 1906. The book was primarily filled with clever nonsense verse, and the phrasing in this early version was slightly different: It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.”
From now on, I will think of it as being from Mrs. Goose’s book by Barry Switzer.
I heard that the Martin Luther King estate licensced the use of “I have a dream” so it could not be broadcast without their permission or consent (fees), as if the “speech” that was once free no longer is. When I wrote to someone on TBP that I possess a fantasy (or a similar rewording, please do not go find it to prove me wrong, since that shows you really do have nothing better to do) to show that the words “have a dream” cannot possibly be copyrightable in any way shape or form. Yet…
I do understand why that calligrapher used Author Unknown for even her original poetry she wrote on occasion. Or mine.
We know that we will soon be dust.
That is a nice last word. We will soon be dust.
That is not a MT quote. It lacks any kind of Twain humor. I doubt he would waste an entire sentence like that. He told the story of his dad learning so much in a short space of time but he didn’t use the word ‘dad’.
Haha, where do you find this stuff? Bwahahabababa
Bwahahabababa – sucks Donkey Balls
Are you having a seizure?
EC?
What gave me away?
When Athaliah heard the noise of the guards and the people, she came to the people in the House of Adonai. She looked and behold, the king was standing by the pillar, as was the custom, with the captains and the trumpets beside the king, and all the people of the land rejoicing and blowing trumpets. Then Athaliah tore her clothes and cried, “Treason, treason!”
Then Jehoiada the kohen ordered the captains of hundreds, appointed over the army, and said to them, “Bring her out between the ranks—whoever follows her, put him to death with the sword.”
The Dow is down -394.26 so far today, could be another ugly close. Inflation is climbing with interest rates, insurance premiums for healthcare are still oppressive. Where are all the big benefits we were supposed to get with this administration?
We have to talk about important issues sooner or later, we get that Warren is white, etc. Time to move on.
Distractions will multiply as they change the script on the matrix. First it was an impending red wave but then the impending (rigged) market crash has Trump telegraphing a red ripple. Not his fault, though.
Whose fault is all this pop? At this point, the tap dancing around the issues and the continued rah-rah is getting old.
not yet, it’s too much fun
Rigged
awesome! its going on my twitter page.. thanks man!
Glad you posted this. One of the few advantages of old age is being able to carry with or without “permission”. Further is a concrete resolve to act in my loved ones’ best interests immediately knowing a life sentence is just a few years. There are others like me. I’ve spoken with them. Moral: Don’t Ever Ever Fuck With An Old Man. Heapum Big Mistake.
Good stuff. Thx.
1/1024 bald eagle:
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So many comparisons to 2016:
The hubris of the Dems, overconfident pundits and pollsters, and a no-holds-barred Trump filling venues across the land.
Plus another meme.
This time instead of a green frog, it’s Non-Playable Characters (NPC). If there’s one thing liberals hate, it’s being ridiculed, and given its coverage in the mainstream press, the NPC gig appears to have touched a nerve.
I’m not a gamer, but it seems Non-Playable Characters work on many levels in describing the mob: They’re single dimensional, they repeat what they’ve been programmed to say in a robotic manner, they can’t be engaged effectively, they lack originality and self will, and they can’t change.
There’s also something else about the meme that I can’t quite put my finger on, but I know it’s there. Humor? Irony? Contempt, perhaps? Cluelessness? Something else…
In any event, if there was one difference between this election cycle and 2016, it might be the smell of fear on Trump’s enemies. Kind of like a boxer or UFC fighter who, in a match, first begins to consider (if not accept) that they MAY be outclassed.
The mob knows it better win. It’s that or irrelevance. I can’t think of anything that would frighten them more.
Uncanned, everybody got a theory until they get punched in the face. Scott Adams says Trump is a hypnotist. Another guy today said Trump is a troll. That’s not a new theory, I-S said the same back before the election. Only this guy said Trump is a troll par excellence.
Even if Trump was just a reality TV star, there is a vibrancy about him that resonates with the Deplorables.
And I do believe the inverse of that is what I was missing in my above comment regarding the NPC meme.
It’s the “Uncanny Valley”. The NPCs are lifeless. Dead.
Look at the eyes closely. Nothing there.
Lizzie Warren took an axe
And gave her granny forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done,
She gave her mother forty-one.
Uncannylingus, They are sensing the voter’s anger towards minorities and moving Lizzie away from the old story line of Native American to one of “Pure White”. They had to do it someday as the Native American claim was wearing thin and no longer useful. So she found a way to jettison the label just in time for the midterms. Notice the memes making fun of her being whiter than Ivory soap.
If Trump trolled his enemies into saying the things he wanted them to say, Warren has played the same trick on us. Trump refused to play along and simply said, Who cares? He did not crow that she is pure white, this is what Warren wanted and he was not going to give it to her, turnabout is not fair play to Trump.
She is jockeying for position. Negative attention is attention nonetheless. They are positioning her to run as a pure white candidate who happens to be female. This is not lost on Trumpy who says he welcomes, hopes, Warren is his opponent in 2020. Americans love a comeback kid story, it worked for Clinton and it worked for Trump as an against all odds champion. It will work for Warren. Just wait.
Don’t forget that Trump followed this same script:
First they ignore you
Then they laugh at you.
Then they fight you.
Then you win. – Gandhi
Wow, that’s quite a reach EC.
How big of a jump is too big of a jump when a peanut farmer can become president? – Doc Pangloss
Trump vs Warren, Battle of the Sexes pt. 2 – The Whitening
Donkey Balls, selling EW (extra white) as pure white will take away some of the Trump selling point. The .00034% Native American joke will wear thin after a few days and then they will push the ‘pure white’ theme with a fake “oops, we goofed” excuse.
Maybe they can replace Marylin Chambers on the Ivory Snow carton with Choky-hontas! 😉