U.S.—Upon looking at the bleak, uncivilized nature of our political discourse, millions of people across the nation announced Thursday they are feeling nostalgic for a more refined time when politicians just shot each other with pistols to resolve their differences.
The nation dreamily looked back at the time before all these brutish tactics invaded our politics, and politicians just shot one another in broad daylight like civilized human beings.
“Frankly, it’d beat all the protesting and swarming people in restaurants,” said one man in Iowa. “Just one simple, civilized duel, a couple o’ bullets flying through the air, and you’re done.”
“Blam, blam, and you call it a day,” he added.
At publishing time, a grassroots movement had called for a towering Thunderdome to be built in Washington, D.C., to return some semblance of civility to our national discourse.
Whenever I see fights break out in foreign parliaments, I long for that to happen in our House or Senate. These ass clowns hate each other, but take out their aggression and hatred on the American populace instead. Indeed, bring back dueling and maybe even pay-per-view cage matches to the death.
If the public demanded to know the hundreds of lies trump has told,he would eat a lead sandwich.
Nah,just wishful thinking . After all no one shot obama, it is sad
A caning for you is in order.
Getting rid of dueling was definitely a huge mistake…#BringBackDueling!
Perhaps I can compromise. Jackson shot some and caned others. He must have been one of those “Nuanced” pols.
uhm, i actually think this is how the politicians should solve any conflict/dispute if there was a way to ensure both died;)
A thunder dome is a great idea for dealing with the flatulent talk in DC. I oppose the shooting each other concept. Aye, a good caning should suffice for most! Daily!
The hypothetical of Clinton v Trump at ten paces would be a non-event. Trump would win easily. Second most likely outcome would be dumb bitch blows her own head off by accident. Same goes re Hiawatha, any of the CA crowd, the socialists, etc.
Yup, sounds like a good system.
If it kills politicians ,it can’t be al bad.
Works for me, and that’s no joke.
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, Beyond This Horizon
Quite right, MM.
Which explains why almost everyone who visits our area
comments on how polite Southerners are.
Not just because we’re raised that way.
But also because we’re one of the most heavily
individually-armed regions of the country.
Most of the protests, violence, riots, Antifa nonsense and
so forth almost always seen to occur in the deep-blue
liberal shitholes that Democrats have been running
for years.
Unfortunately for us, however, is that most of the escapees
from these places seem to bring the BS that caused these
problems in the first place with them.
Just like the turd-world invaders do.
Antifa won’t be selling their wares in places patrolled by the good-‘ole boys.
22winmag and diverdown- What pisses me off are the sheeple who tire of their overtaxed over regulated socialist paradise, then escape it and vote to make their new home just like the shithole they left. It drove me out of my home state of NV into another western state, and a rural county with less than 150 people in the zip code.