Steve, Steve, Steve. that be a shoat (aka hog, my apologies to pigs in advance) ring in their nose…
ec
October 31, 2018 5:49 pm
Which number is the one about getting several cats?
Neville
October 31, 2018 6:00 pm
111 worked for Hillary Clinton
Anonymous
October 31, 2018 6:51 pm
#76, just don’t ride in the same car as them, they might drive off a cliff.
bigfoot
October 31, 2018 7:00 pm
In other words ladies, show some initiative, ability to plan, regard for what men want, and some awareness of yourself as a wily, desirable creature out for blood and one of those happy marriages where the man makes all the important decisions — should one ever come up.
The man who fears such a woman will just take him to the cleaners is a pussy. Marry wily, smart, and kind and live long and prosper!
Grog
October 31, 2018 7:10 pm
#130 Don’t wear a pussy hat. EVER.
Trapped in Portlandia
October 31, 2018 7:53 pm
Here are a few more ideas for today’s woman:
– Dye your hair purple, men love that color.
– Get your hair cut in a butch cut. Men love to date woman who look like military recruits.
– Add 50 pounds. Men love “curvy” woman, especially when they take up two seats on the bus.
– Wear your pussy hat on the first date.
– Tell him you wish every man was as attractive at Caitlyn Jenner.
– If he is a conservative, call him a worthless SOB Trump lover.
– If he is a liberal call him a worthless SOB ladyboy. Progressive soy-boys lap that shit up.
– Have at least 10 cats for pets.
A woman following the above rules will snag the kind of guy she deserves and he will get the woman he deserves.
And the winner of the 2018 Ann Landers sensitivity award is…
hahahaha
Iska Waran
October 31, 2018 8:11 pm
Go on a date with a gay couple? That’s weird.
BL
October 31, 2018 8:15 pm
Back in the day, women wore form- fitting dresses that accented the curves and high heels that complemented their legs. Females seemed to dress to please men, not sure what they are doing now. I see women who look so plain, I doubt they could attract a butt ugly lesbo. Like Ross Perot said, “Work On It.”
Don’t forget those high heels also accent the ass. Always more attractive (unless you’re an elephant.)
I’ll be honest, I’ve always dressed to please men. Dressing to please men meant I was dressing to look good which made me happy with my appearance. (Though dressing down never bothered me either.) But I never had purple hair, piercings all over or tattoos.
Heels are for special occasions. I used to wear them to work all the time. Bad idea. It ruins your feet forever.
And make sure you can walk in them otherwise you look like a hen in a barnyard.
Yeah, I wore high heels every day at work for so long that I can’t wear them any longer. I wear flats now or a very low heel. When you’re young, these seem fine, but as you get older, they really mess you up. Look at how high the heels are today. Monstrous. I would bust my ass trying to wear those things.
Excommunicated
October 31, 2018 8:25 pm
Translating this into todays terms……. How in the HELL could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 AM by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush his teeth and hair and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were expected to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?
Steve C
October 31, 2018 9:01 pm
Steve C
October 31, 2018 9:35 pm
Here’s one they missed.
Tell him that you’re a great cook. When he asks you what your specialty is, look him straight in the eye and say BREAKFAST!
Actually, those old ploys really work. That is, as long as the woman is actually looking for a husband and is not a feminazi.
Vixen Vic
November 1, 2018 4:24 am
The high school reunion suggestion is a great one. I have an older cousin whose husband died. Two years later, she decided to go to her high school reunion and she met up with a guy she had a crush on in high school. Come to find out, he liked her too, but they never ended up together. They got together at the reunion, both in their 60s, and have been together for eight years now.
These sort of articles will cause far less shrieking among the feminists after we stop teaching women how to read.
My VT ended up in my nostrils when I hit “read the obituaries”.
Pity the f–ker that ends up with a skank of that ilk.
We have winner! Must have pissed off an old crone! LMAO!
#130 don’t be a sweaty land hog with a bull ring up your nose and have more tats than Motley Crew combined
Steve, Steve, Steve. that be a shoat (aka hog, my apologies to pigs in advance) ring in their nose…
Which number is the one about getting several cats?
111 worked for Hillary Clinton
#76, just don’t ride in the same car as them, they might drive off a cliff.
In other words ladies, show some initiative, ability to plan, regard for what men want, and some awareness of yourself as a wily, desirable creature out for blood and one of those happy marriages where the man makes all the important decisions — should one ever come up.
The man who fears such a woman will just take him to the cleaners is a pussy. Marry wily, smart, and kind and live long and prosper!
#130 Don’t wear a pussy hat. EVER.
Here are a few more ideas for today’s woman:
– Dye your hair purple, men love that color.
– Get your hair cut in a butch cut. Men love to date woman who look like military recruits.
– Add 50 pounds. Men love “curvy” woman, especially when they take up two seats on the bus.
– Wear your pussy hat on the first date.
– Tell him you wish every man was as attractive at Caitlyn Jenner.
– If he is a conservative, call him a worthless SOB Trump lover.
– If he is a liberal call him a worthless SOB ladyboy. Progressive soy-boys lap that shit up.
– Have at least 10 cats for pets.
A woman following the above rules will snag the kind of guy she deserves and he will get the woman he deserves.
And the winner of the 2018 Ann Landers sensitivity award is…
hahahaha
Go on a date with a gay couple? That’s weird.
Back in the day, women wore form- fitting dresses that accented the curves and high heels that complemented their legs. Females seemed to dress to please men, not sure what they are doing now. I see women who look so plain, I doubt they could attract a butt ugly lesbo. Like Ross Perot said, “Work On It.”
Don’t forget those high heels also accent the ass. Always more attractive (unless you’re an elephant.)
I’ll be honest, I’ve always dressed to please men. Dressing to please men meant I was dressing to look good which made me happy with my appearance. (Though dressing down never bothered me either.) But I never had purple hair, piercings all over or tattoos.
Heels are for special occasions. I used to wear them to work all the time. Bad idea. It ruins your feet forever.
And make sure you can walk in them otherwise you look like a hen in a barnyard.
Yeah, I wore high heels every day at work for so long that I can’t wear them any longer. I wear flats now or a very low heel. When you’re young, these seem fine, but as you get older, they really mess you up. Look at how high the heels are today. Monstrous. I would bust my ass trying to wear those things.
Translating this into todays terms…….
How in the HELL could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 AM by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush his teeth and hair and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were expected to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?
Here’s one they missed.
Tell him that you’re a great cook. When he asks you what your specialty is, look him straight in the eye and say BREAKFAST!
That’s a winner.
This stuff is going to become collectible.
Actually, those old ploys really work. That is, as long as the woman is actually looking for a husband and is not a feminazi.
The high school reunion suggestion is a great one. I have an older cousin whose husband died. Two years later, she decided to go to her high school reunion and she met up with a guy she had a crush on in high school. Come to find out, he liked her too, but they never ended up together. They got together at the reunion, both in their 60s, and have been together for eight years now.
Same thing was very likely to happen to me at my 25th reunion if I wasn’t already married. Damn, if she didn’t still look great!!
short answer-Fish where the fish are! You ain’t gonna catch a Beardsley trout in a mud puddle.