Leftist Protesters: ‘If Tucker Carlson Didn’t Want To Get Mobbed In His Own Home, Then Why Did He Disagree With Us?’

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After an antifa group was widely criticized for mobbing Tucker Carlson’s home and chanting “We know where you sleep at night!” the group defended itself, pointing out that if Carlson didn’t want to get mobbed, then he shouldn’t have disagreed with them in the first place.

As critics denounced the frightening actions of the mob, the group stood firm, claiming it was Carlson’s own fault for not parroting leftist talking points on his program.

“There’s a really easy way not to get mobbed in public places or your own home: march in lockstep with the leftist agenda,” said a Smash Racism D.C. spokesperson. “It’s really simple.”

“What’d you think we were gonna do, disagree civilly? Yeah, right!” he added.

The group also warned other people that if angry, violent protesters show up at their homes or places of business and threaten or assault them, it’s their own fault. “You’re really asking for it if you can’t take the easy step of nodding your agreement to every position of the far left. We can’t help ourselves, you know. Unhinged leftists will be unhinged leftists, after all.”

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Realestatepup
Realestatepup
November 10, 2018 12:26 pm

Please tell me this is sarcasm. These people didn’t really say this?

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
  Realestatepup
November 10, 2018 1:11 pm

It may be sarcasm, but it is also very true.

AC
AC
November 10, 2018 1:26 pm

This is genuinely their position, BTW. The Left is literally beyond parody.

Portcisco
Portcisco
November 10, 2018 1:42 pm

Would not surprise me. These people have no logic or sense of decency. They are incapable of seeing or hearing anything beyond what they believe is truth.

SingleMalt
SingleMalt
November 10, 2018 3:05 pm

Babylon Bee. It’s like the Onion.

KaD
KaD
November 10, 2018 5:21 pm

I guess no one ever told them that part of growing up is realizing that no one is going to agree about everything all the time.

Big Dick
Big Dick
November 10, 2018 6:27 pm

Shoot every mother fucker that steps a foot on your property!

Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
  Big Dick
November 10, 2018 6:54 pm

Flash bangs. Thatvway you wont spend life behind bars

JimmyTorpedo
JimmyTorpedo
November 10, 2018 8:06 pm

2 Fila Brasileiros do the job just nicely.
If I can figure out how to post a gif, I will of my dog Goober.
I planted a new Emperors Sceptre plant this morning. He spent an hour barking at it because it was ‘new’.
He doesn’t like anything different.
He nearly ripped my foremans’ arm off, at the elbow, the other day because he was wearing a new shirt. Never had seen him in a blue shirt was what my foreman said,…

MMinLamesa
MMinLamesa
  JimmyTorpedo
November 11, 2018 3:31 am

Filas are awesome dogs-congrats

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
November 11, 2018 7:47 am

Agree or else ! OK .
Leave me alone stay out of my business and personal life or accept my use of extreme force to protect myself and those under my care .
As for armed badge wearing government minions don’t show up after the provocation to excerise your authority on me for defending myself and property from attack . Go back to join your parasitic political handlers who have one thumb up their asses while sucking the other and wait for the command to switch in unison .