Trump Downplays World War I, Says His World War Will Be ‘Even Better’

Via The Babylon Bee

PARIS—In comments delivered on the centennial anniversary of the end of World War I, President Trump downplayed the Great War, calling it “actually very small” and promising that the world war he starts will be “much bigger and way better.”

The crowd looked on awkwardly as Trump slammed World War I for not being “a very big war” and claimed he could do “10 times better.”

“Many good people are saying I’ll have the best world war of all time,” he said at the Suresnes American Cemetery on Armistice Day. “We have the very best people on it, much better than the losers behind World War I. Pathetic!”

“Sad!” he added before a gun salute was fired off to honor the fallen in the deadly conflict.

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Excommunicated
Excommunicated
November 12, 2018 2:44 pm

So Trump has gone ‘peak scorched earth’? What a suicidal idiot.

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
  Excommunicated
November 12, 2018 2:47 pm

You are the idiot. The article was a spoof. Jesus!

Excommunicated
Excommunicated
  Southern Sage
November 12, 2018 2:52 pm

fake news from babylon and TBP

Excommunicated
Excommunicated
  Administrator
November 12, 2018 2:56 pm

I just noticed that when I went to their site.

Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
  Excommunicated
November 12, 2018 2:59 pm

Public education, huh?
College grad?
I would bet money on it.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
November 12, 2018 3:39 pm

Maybe Excom is a school mate of Yobe’s who claims white people created modern civilization over “several millenia”.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  Administrator
November 12, 2018 3:41 pm

Ex-com might be a Never-Trumper with no sense of humor at all.

Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
November 12, 2018 3:02 pm

Yuge war, yuge i tells ya.
Admin gets alot of readers who dont understand this is satire. This is satire. Geez.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 12, 2018 3:18 pm

Not enough hand signals.comment image?s=b1e5603eab4c45121af5e48e4d6974c33208a126

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
November 12, 2018 5:32 pm

The Onion and the Babylon Bee seem to be more “on the money” than most of the mainstream media outlets.

Brian
Brian
November 12, 2018 8:39 pm

Figured I was reading CNN for a moment.