I suppose that I object somewhat to the practice of Dindus being bussed from precinct to precinct, voting 8 or 10 times. But at least they are being paid for their time and efforts. That’s probably the only time during the whole year that some of them perform remunerative work, if you don’t count burglarizing a house as work.
It does take some effort to shuffle into 10 different voting places and stand in line. Must be a real drag to stand in line for 15 minutes without one sip from a 40 and even one puff on a blunt.
What really annoys me, though, is multiple voting by illegal aliens and dead people. I only get one vote, and I am actually a citizen and pretty much alive. I don’t feel completely alive some days, but the people in the village greet me like I am alive when they see me.
The spokesmen for the Demoncrap Party insist that the votes of 70 IQ invaders should be counted. I disagree with that idea. The people in San Franshitsco and other shithole places like Broward County want to give the vote to people who can’t read the ballot and are too unintelligent to understand the issues even if they could read the ballot. I don’t have a big problem with them voting on local issues, since I don’t live in that city. I do object to them voting on national issues that actually affect me, and it really chaps my ass that illegal aliens are encouraged to vote multiple times. Hey, since I only get one vote, the illegal alien should only get one vote, not ten.
On the other hand, I really have a great deal of sympathy for dead people who make the effort to vote, long after they died and were embalmed. I know some live people who can’t bestir themselves to drive down to the local precinct; but those dedicated dead people will walk as far as 10 miles from the cemetery to town just to vote. Now, that’s dedication to civic duty. My only caveats are that they should vote only once, not 10 times, and should be restricted to vote for the party they supported when they were still alive. Sure, they may fall for the Demoncrap story that dead people are a minority subject to institutionalized prejudice, but I don’t fall for that line and neither should they. The ones I know only voted one time per election when they were alive; they should only vote one time per election now that they are dead.
Res ipsa loquitor.
I suppose that I object somewhat to the practice of Dindus being bussed from precinct to precinct, voting 8 or 10 times. But at least they are being paid for their time and efforts. That’s probably the only time during the whole year that some of them perform remunerative work, if you don’t count burglarizing a house as work.
It does take some effort to shuffle into 10 different voting places and stand in line. Must be a real drag to stand in line for 15 minutes without one sip from a 40 and even one puff on a blunt.
What really annoys me, though, is multiple voting by illegal aliens and dead people. I only get one vote, and I am actually a citizen and pretty much alive. I don’t feel completely alive some days, but the people in the village greet me like I am alive when they see me.
The spokesmen for the Demoncrap Party insist that the votes of 70 IQ invaders should be counted. I disagree with that idea. The people in San Franshitsco and other shithole places like Broward County want to give the vote to people who can’t read the ballot and are too unintelligent to understand the issues even if they could read the ballot. I don’t have a big problem with them voting on local issues, since I don’t live in that city. I do object to them voting on national issues that actually affect me, and it really chaps my ass that illegal aliens are encouraged to vote multiple times. Hey, since I only get one vote, the illegal alien should only get one vote, not ten.
On the other hand, I really have a great deal of sympathy for dead people who make the effort to vote, long after they died and were embalmed. I know some live people who can’t bestir themselves to drive down to the local precinct; but those dedicated dead people will walk as far as 10 miles from the cemetery to town just to vote. Now, that’s dedication to civic duty. My only caveats are that they should vote only once, not 10 times, and should be restricted to vote for the party they supported when they were still alive. Sure, they may fall for the Demoncrap story that dead people are a minority subject to institutionalized prejudice, but I don’t fall for that line and neither should they. The ones I know only voted one time per election when they were alive; they should only vote one time per election now that they are dead.
Whoa! It’s the ghost of boxing huckster Don King, dressed in drag.
Pass the Pepto, pls.