My son works on Route 309. When he left work today 309 was gridlocked. He thought it was just the snow. But it was really the fault of a Jewish Camel. You just can’t make this shit up.
A camel showed up in Pennsylvania during Thursday’s snowstorm
In case you hadn’t heard, eastern Pennsylvania had some snow on Thursday. Way more snow fell than people expected, which caused some problems on roads.
Traffic reports started rolling in from all across the state, but one stood out because of two crucial words:
Snow Camel.
Below you can find first-hand footage of Snow Camel, which Twitter user @Tylerkio said was filmed on Route 309 South near Sellersville.
Warning: language in this video is not safe for work, although it is extremely understandable:
Have you ever seen a camel in the snow? pic.twitter.com/RNBPclk5tH
— Tyler Kio (@Tylerkio) November 15, 2018
We’ll be honest: the commentary in that video absolutely seems like the appropriate response to seeing a camel on the side of the road… in a snowstorm… in Pennsylvania.
Everyone was very pleased with Snow Camel:
Apparently there is a camel stuck in the snow on 309… pic.twitter.com/P7lLI9a5zO
— LehighValleywithLove (@LVwithLove) November 15, 2018
Nbd just a camel on 309 in a snow storm ?? #wtf pic.twitter.com/a1zbelyjsR
— meg (@meg_vogel) November 15, 2018
so my mom was coming home from work and sent me this …. there’s a camel chillin on 309 in hazzy lmao pic.twitter.com/Uahu6eCtC2
— ♡ ♚ ʇʇıᴚq ♚ ♡ (@miss_brittttt) November 15, 2018
Why is Snow Camel here? Unfortunately, we’re not entirely sure. Details are pretty hard to come by, because no one wanted to stop their car to ask for fear of being stuck on the roads for hours.
The Jewish Federation of Greater Philadelphia is holding a big event at the Kimmel Center this evening, and they tweeted Thursday afternoon that the camel is named Einstein and belongs to them:
That’s one plausible explanation, although the event’s webpage doesn’t mention a camel, and that would be a pretty big omission. It’s a camel!
One thing is for sure: until further notice, Snow Camel is the mascot for this winter.
It would be a shame if someone printed up a bunch of bogus tickets to the event, and passed them out to the ‘vibrancy’ of Philadelphia – with promises of free food and beer.
That is thinking outside the box. Genius.
Damn, when I lived in Perkasie 30 years ago it was all Dutch and Germans. When did the middle east invade?
Ahmed says he’d walk a mile for a camel…
Fucken (((snow camels)))
Because reality doesnt have to be believeable
“Cuz I speak, of the pompetous of Lo-ve”
Perv that I can sometimes be, I almost immediately tried to work in a joke about camel toes, to no avail.
I mean, it’s hard not to, (pun intended) with all the cleavage, bums-bums, etc. that beg for clicks here.
Right, Stuck? Titillation abundance.
Woo-hhooooooo…Mike-Mike-Mike….dammit, he’s a day late.
Yesterday was hump day.
As for what today really is…
3 old timers, all with hearing aids, are strolling the boardwalk down in Ft. Meyers.
Walter says: “Windy today”
Whah?
“WINDY today”
Frank: “Uhhhh, is THURSDAY, Walt.
Gunther: “Me too. Let’s go get a beer.”
It ran away to be an Arab camel because circumcision.
Route 309 – remember Trainer’s ?