Miss Universe is heading to Bangkok, Thailand, for the 2018 competition with Steve Harvey returning as host. Airs in the U.S. on Sunday, December 16 (7-10 PM ET) on Fox. The National Costume Presentation was held yesterday. There were 87 contestants! Here are some of the ones I could find. They are in alphabetical order so that you can find your own ancestral country (must have at least 1/64th DNA) of interest faster.
(Note: Thanks to MSM-Whore Gretchen Carlson there will not be a swimsuit competition …. which is WHY men watch it … for da TITTIES!! ….. so expect ratings to suck ASS (which you also won’t see anymore!)
Who is your favorite? [Me? Miss Jamaica … she looks to me to be the mostly likely to “give it (poontang) up”.]
Who is your least favorite? [Me? Miss Spain .. cuz transgender, so fuck-off]
AUSTRALIA
BELIZE
BRAZIL
CAMBODIA
CANADA
CHINA
COSTA RICA
DENMARK
ECUADOR
EL SALVADOR
ENGLAND
EGYPT
FRANCE
GERMANY
GHANA
GUATEMALA
HAITI
HUNGARY
INDIA (Note: That thingy behind her is actually part of the costume.)
IRELAND
ISRAEL
JAMAICA
JAPAN
KAZAKHSTAN
LAOS
LEBANON
MEXICO
NEPAL
PERU
SINGAPORE
MONGOLIA
RUSSIA
SPAIN (transgender … really)
USA!USA!USA!
VENEZUELA
VIETNAM
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You moran, these are all guys.
you might be correct rob–
if they are females,when did we start putting thunder thighs & bellies into beauty pageants?
We just got punked. Well played sir.
The human species is the only one that insists on females getting all dolled up. In nature, it’s the cock-endowed that sport the jazzy look. I say we open up the contest to more trannies and we will show them gals who is the queen of the forest.
That’s because the human male attracts the female with money.
Miss USA has fat thighs.
I agree… am thinking this is the Transgender Miss Universe pageant. I don’t remember the outrageous costumes being part of the deal. Seems a bit flamboyant, like a drag queen thing.
Most of them look fat, apart from Haiti and Venezuela, which goes without saying,…
miss usa for inside linebacker
Who besides me immediately jumped down to see what the fuck a transgender contestant looked like? What a disgrace the world has become.
hollywood says they are all guys. I am afraid to look. Spain was enough.
“Who besides me immediately jumped down to see what the fuck a transgender contestant looked like?”
Now that was very funny.
Just for you, a tattooed titty
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When are we going to get a peeky-poo, MC?
Look down at your own, remove the nipples, replace them with 4 inch scars across the middle and stuff a half a small grapefruit in each one. You get the picture?
MC, to quote my old work buddy Patricia, “You could have lied to me.” Heck, I will even quote my old TI Pangloss, “Tell them what they want to hear.”
Here’s what you could have said – They look just like Stuck’s tatted tatas pic above. You’re an inspiration, MC, you’ve never shown weakness. Damn, I’m proud of the women of TBP!
(Except Maggie, boo, Maggoo! You were too cruel to poor Sensetti.)
Bygones, EC.
I know, but you don’t know how long she carried on about some imaginary offense that she couldn’t prove. She went on and on for months and never admitted she was wrong, she ‘forgave’ me because she couldn’t prove it.
Months!
Okay varmit, I missed it by that much..
could you give this poor sod the cole’s notes version of the Maggoo offense. What did she do to Sensetti and by extension you..
just curious..
I think pathetic losers need to learn what IGNORE really means.
Sensaboi is a former superspy who drinks too much. Period.
The other pathetic loser who claims to ignore but seeks out everything I say? Maggie almost DIED in August and the asswipe would NOT stop the antagonism. I survived but decided maggie should just stay away. She didn’t pick her blog running pals very well.
I think the attention WHORE who claims to ignore needs to drop dead, like poor maggie did.
I read and comment. If necessary, I won’t comment. Unlike pathetic losers who want to be what they are not whilst here, I don’t have to insert myself if I have nothing to add any more. That is over.
Well if his arse is outta joint cuz you called him out.
Then one has to wonder the odds..And thats it!
Here is a poem to cheer you up….
Sensetti is a drunk.
Why is that a Big whoop..
should that be a surprise
after a life being a spook!
Yes we are all imperfect
It should be plain to see
There are flaws I confess
that are in lil’ ole me
Truth or dare
consequences be dammed
I pull myself too much
because I have big hands
To point this out
will entail rebuke
There’s a need in us all
To try and tell the truth
Yes trolling is evident
It is plain to see
Why do we persist
When monkeys have glee..
Will end with this
A congrats from me
Glad you still exist
But do wonder
…will he
Why is pointing that out offside around here. Plenty of mean things have been said by too many to mention. I include myself in that. The reason why this place is great is folks can dust themselves off and let bygones be bygones.. I have found it great therapy..
I knew your health issues were pressing but didn’t realize how serious it was. Didn’t want to say.
Did pray and glad you survived.
You’re one tuff cookie!
Odin is proud!
Cheers
RiNS
Miss USA!USA!USA! has the physique of Bruce Jenner.. If I had to pick the Black Car it would have been her or him or whatever..
Stock and modified class. Who knew??
Looks like a fucking freak show. But since you asked here’s my list of the one’s I’d hit: Costa Rica, Denmark, France, Germany, Ireland.
Miss Ghana looks like some Ho standing on the co-no in the 30 blocks of squalor.
Costa Rica, Germany, and Ireland would be allowed into my harem. Subject to their attitudes and senses of humor of course.
I’m not gettin’ it. I see more beautiful women than this on a regular basis.
Miss Ghana looks like a Motel 6 housekeeper.
What’s the deal with Vietnam? Is she selling sandwiches on the side?
The only people watching this will be the same type of people who liked P.T. Barnum’s shows. I don’t know if they are all guys but I’m suspicious of some of them for sure. Miss USA is fugly and Miss Hungary seems to have a bulge in a place where there should not be one.
Hear ya about Miss USA. That’s flat out sad.
Well, at least she did not have a Mc Donalds “thingy” as part of her costume.
IGNORE.
is easily done
My favorite is Russia. All the rest are freak shows. Especially Spain and India.
Russia n Costa Rica, if females.
No wood for ‘wood, if he’s right.
Me either. Hah!
Nepal’s get up could stroke 2 more guys than an octopus.
I’m half French and half Hungarian. Both would do fine. As for Ms. Nepal, I don’t have enough junk to keep all of her hands busy, so some of the other contestants might need to join us.
Liberty- Ya got it all wrong, she could give you a hand job, massage, and mix you a cocktail all at the same time.
That still leaves a few extra from the photo.
Now get in the back and mix me another old fashioned.
THANKS for the entertainment.
Much better than Trump, Pelosi and Shumer trading barbs on camera on the fate of the country.
Question is did the organizers tell them that the judging would be on the costumes that hid the ladies instead of the ladies.
Got to wonder?
The “reach-around” is the only play they’ll offer.
It’s like some horrible Victoria’s Secret fashion show on acid.
I’m pretty sure I saw Yobot in the line-up EC.
Am I seeing/reading this right? The contestant from England is black while the contestant from Jamaica is white? Never saw that coming.
Neither did the Jamaicans or the British.
Where’s the burkas?
Ok so they are all transgender , girl wanna-bes what ever . I did not watch it buy a ticket or knowingly support it in any way . No doubt some product from somewhere from some company we have all purchased . To pay any attention or waste any time and effort on such a small segment of society when everything worth a flying fuck is being chipped away stripped away and out right stolen while we stand and watch and comment on this dribble ! Wasted to much time already !
Hey wait a minute yours is bigger.
That’s what she said.
Way too much clothing.
The Culture Bolsheviks have all but killed the last of what was once ours… real women.
Didnt these pageants used to have sexy slim dynamic women? These all look larger. And in this era, why even bother? No swimsuit competition? Who is even watching?
Spain sent a queer to be miss universe? I thot the limey fucks were the fucktard champions, but it looks like spain is giving them a run for their money. Idjits.
I miss the gay nineties. Everybody was gay but nobody was queer.
Where’s the girl from Wakanda….?
miss spain-having a vagina does not make you a woman–
https://godfatherpolitics.com/first-transgender-miss-universe-says-having-a-vagina-does-not-make-you-a-woman/