Scottish Parliament rebrands gingerbread men as gender neutral and now calls them ‘gingerbread persons’

Via Voice of Europe

Members of the Scottish Parliament must have overindulged at this year’s Christmas party after deciding to change the name of gingerbread men to a gingerbread person in their on-sight cafe so they didn’t cause offence.

The move comes as a strategy aimed at stamping out sexual harassment and sexism was introduced at Holyrood this week after a survey found 30 per cent of women working there believed they had been sexually harassed.

The change of direction hasn’t gone down well with some, however, with Scottish Conservative equalities spokesman Annie Wells saying:

“Surely the Scottish Parliament has got better things to do than worry about what to call gingerbread men? This is an utterly pointless gesture which simply trivialises the real issues of gender equality.”

Sugar levels must have been through the roof as the coffee shop decided to alter the name of the sweet treat in favour of political correctness which has clearly gone absolutely mad north of the border.

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19 Comments
KaD
KaD
December 19, 2018 10:01 am

If I was a gingerbread man I’d tell Scottish parliament to BITE ME.

Grog
Grog
December 19, 2018 10:07 am

I wonder how they’d like the ones we make at home?

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Ellington Coyotington
Ellington Coyotington
  Grog
December 19, 2018 10:19 am

No Caitlyn version?

Grog
Grog
  Ellington Coyotington
December 19, 2018 11:12 am

4th from the left… messed-up boob job on the nips…

IluvCO2
IluvCO2
  Grog
December 19, 2018 10:28 am

I’ll eat the pussy rather than have a dick in my mouth thank you.

Grog
Grog
  IluvCO2
December 19, 2018 11:14 am

That’s why we don’t do a hermaphrodite version.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Grog
December 19, 2018 9:46 pm

Are your testicles in front of your penis??

Craven Warrior
Craven Warrior
December 19, 2018 11:13 am

There was a time that many of us would have thought this was a spoof. Now the whole world is so certifiable crazy that nothing surprises us anymore. Thank God I am not so fragile as to be worried about a gingerbread man.

White Rationalist
White Rationalist
  Craven Warrior
December 19, 2018 11:54 am

My theory is the anti-reality nature of PC propaganda causes massive cognitive dissonance to such an extent people are becoming mentally ill.

John
John
December 19, 2018 11:25 am

I always thought that the gingerbread “man” was gay to start with.

Ellington Coyotington
Ellington Coyotington
  John
December 19, 2018 11:55 am

Yeah, girls want to be chased, not dudes.

flash
flash
December 19, 2018 11:49 am

I was under the impression all Presbyterians had a little ginger in their bread. Scotland is a 24/7 gay disco and bad thing is their evil has infected Ireland too.

LibertyToad
LibertyToad
December 19, 2018 12:21 pm

I’m glad they have their priorities straight….what a bunch of grass eaters…..

unit472
unit472
December 19, 2018 1:45 pm

Given that the Scottish Nationalist Party was led by a Harvey Weinstein type predator (Alex Salmon and he’s even uglier than Weinstein) this is a good reason to end the ‘Scottish Parliament’.

Platoplubius
Platoplubius
December 19, 2018 2:53 pm

Here in California the public schools are indoctrinating junior high kids with the GENDERBREAD person and that gender is fluid ….confusing gender with biological sex and I turn confusing a whole generation of kids!!

Tragic, deceptive and vile.

do girls wash glass ceilings?
do girls wash glass ceilings?
December 19, 2018 3:28 pm

“perSON”

SON: male. sexist. unacceptable.

perhaps, “perTHING”?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 19, 2018 9:44 pm

To be fair, if you show up with anatomically correct gingerbread men at any party with kids, the parents kind of look at you funny. They are as gender-neutral as a “Ken” doll.

bob
bob
December 20, 2018 7:30 am

Glenlivet aside, the Scots have obviously gone full retard.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 21, 2018 9:55 am

Fuckin waste of time!