U.S.—As society becomes increasingly dominated by nerds, hipsters, and computer programmers, people have fixated on what they think is our biggest problem: masculinity.
“It’s just toxic and causes nothing but problems,” said Elisha Mcewen, a vegan activist and no threat whatsoever to spiders or tight jar lids. “I was sharing my feelings on masculinity with other men in my drum circle, and we all agreed that if we ever encountered masculinity, we would run far away.”
Masculinity is said to have in the past been the cause of such things as violence, war, bullying, defeating the Nazis, carving society out of untamed wilderness, and landing men on the moon, but now masculinity is being driven out of society to make sure nothing like those things ever happens again. However, there are reports that masculinity still lurks out there, which is a source of anxiety to modern men and causes them to have upset tummies.
“I am just so worried that somewhere out there someone is still knowingly producing testosterone,” said Wyatt Lockhart, a Twitch streamer who had never thrown a punch outside of a video game. “I constantly have to find a safe place to calm down just thinking about it.”
Duke Miller, a Marine sergeant and one of the few remaining examples of traditional masculinity, was asked about his feelings on the negative view of masculinity, but he seemed confused by the word “feelings” and then punched out an elk just because.
To be fair, only European masculinity is deemed toxic. The only tribe(s) that (((They))) fear are Spartans, Romans, Vikings, Saxons, Angles, etc. and their descendants.
“Gotta get rid of those intelligent, strong, family- and tribe-oriented planners who are the only threats to our existence, because the other tribes of the earth are a lot easier to manipulate into our farm system” said one scheming *** in leadership to the other scheming *** in leadership.
They should sew yellow asterisks on their clothes. Or yellow parentheses.
Just wait til they start messing with the Asian toxic male: Mongols, Samurai, Muay Thai practitioners, Shaolin monks. Someone is gonna get hurt.
I wonder what percentage of American males are poisoned? I know I am, and proud of it.
It’s getting harder to take credit for both defeating the NAZIs and landing a man on the moon after you realize that it was actually NAZIs who landed a man on the moon. I guess we could take credit for defeating the NAZIs and recruiting the best of them.
The 50th anniversary of the myth is just months away.
3 months ago I woulda dismissed you as one of those anti-***imtes. Another way to look at it is: If I were to do something, it would look like this. After time passes, lets see what it looks like. Wow, not what I was taught in school!
I have a question for Elisha and Wyatt. What are you going to so when the Muslims take over and give you a choice between converting over to their religion or getting your head cut off??????
If it was just their testicles being cut off, they wouldn’t care.
Dear Anonymous, you can not cut off wants not there,cheers Crippsy.
Toxic masculinity must be nice when you need your house fire put out, your house is getting broken into, the brakes on your car need replacing, the pilot has nerves of titanium when the plane hits turbulent weather or your child needs brain surgery that takes a man standing on his feet for 9, 13 hours. BTW, who put that house together that you eat vegetables in and beat on your drum?
Remember the original Star Trek episode in which Kirk was split in two halves by a transporter accident: his brutal animalistic “toxic masculine” half, and his sensitive , “feminine” side? His masculine half wanted to fight, drink and get laid (Yeoman Rand). His sensitive half wandered about indecisively. They figured out that the Captain couldn’t lead or even function at all without that masculinity. They of course figured out at the last second how to put him back together before disaster struck. Star Trek (original) often had struck important notes about the nature of humanity.
I remember that one.
Vividly actually.
Gene Roddenberry, 33’rd degree freemason.
Fascinating show when viewed with that in mind.
If they would just put testosterone into plastic water bottles instead of estrogen and label them “water for men” it would fix the problem. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3222987/
I believe we can all agree on what this young lady probably needs, a good strong man to bring out the women in her that her metro men obviously have not.
Relationships (“normal” binary ones that is) in free fall worldwide…
Sperm counts off a cliff…
Hey! Let’s make normal evolutionary masculinity something to be offended by!
Well it looks like the depopulate by any and every means is just screaming along. Another 50 years and we’ll all be gone.
Lessee now…what’s the latest brainless fad.
Oh yes – Unicorn armpit hair.
Yes kiddies, you can colour your armpit hair in yellow,red,blue and green.
Oh hang on…isn’t needless hair overtly masculine? Better grab that Jillette razor.
Nice children’s book about standing up against ‘transgenderism’.
Suddenly I feel like shaving something … 😉 …