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No , make it disappear….
“Sure ma’am, here’s your sandwich you requested…that will be $7.45. Would you like chips and a diet drink with that”. When you see land whales like that, you gotta subtly harpoon and kill them with the kindness of capitalism.
Correction $745.00
Save the whales! Harpoon a fat chick……..
I think we could make her into a million sandwiches. She could finally contribute something of value by feeding Pakistan for a month.
I would, but it looks like you inhaled the contents of the fridge.
I got just the right thing-comfort food: A pig feet and lard on rye-bone in.
With that photo, bone in ain’t never gonna happen.
at least w/o so many beers you can’t perform,so why bother–
You could always”wrap her in the flag and do it for Old Glory”, but I wouldn’t be able to find or to afford the right size flag to cover that landlubber (m)ass.
You’ve already had 6 today !!!!!
I’ll pass, but keep looking Honey, you might get lucky.
I just puked up my dinner
..sure……. but first drink a bottle of milk of magnesia and ex-lax to create some room…between your ears….
Wouldn’t be that tough, she brought all the rolls.
Fine!
Nailed it.
Who could AFFORD all the bread and meat to make her a sandwich?
…and make it a Dagwood!
We’re talkin’ a BIG Johnson to get that done.
A man wouldn’t ask anything of you nor give anything of value to you so your sign has to be for other lesbians.
I cannot believe this has not yet been proffered as the culinary choice for Miss Creant:
Shit sandwich.
In my best Roy Scheider voice:
“We’re gonna need a bigger loaf”
Alaa ka zam, (poof) you’re a sand witch!
I wouldn’t let that skank make me a sandwich, let alone a BJ.
I would but……..be worried I’d lose my fingers in that impatient pie hole
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Pure, unadulterated genius.
Brian that looks like the same shit sammich that is being served up to all of humanity, but she may need a 12 inch instead of that 6 inch.
Her kitties are going to make her a sandwich.
Yo, yer whaleness, lay off the carbs.
How about some advice instead Fatty Von Piglet . Life is like a shit sandwich ( which is probably you’ve eaten all you life…but without the bread ) the more bread you make…the less shit you have to eat .
“Now let’s put that sign in the hand (or mind) of bitchez like AOC on the HFSC or the NEXT [female] PRESIDENT and see how well it works out.”
ABC’s new pilot for cat lovers, finds the improbable lead, Jennie, battling a sea of masculine types. She enlists the help of 2 friends to fight the ‘macho shitheads’. Thus, the newest superhero deli trio is formed; the THUNDERDYKES.
Feminist lingo for ‘Eat Me’.
Low fat, high carb, processed food diet affects more than your metabolism apparently.
Where you end up when your voluminous self hatred is coupled with mainstream liberal ideology. I’d feel worse for her if not for the fact that she has choices.
Riiiiight!!!
Statisitically speaking, Fat chicks get laid at a much higher percentage than fat dudes! Unless those dudes are rich, then they have a chance.
And we supposedly live in a patriarchal society! A “man’s ” world! Yeah right!
Okay at the risk of sounding crude, Women own 100% of the vagina….
Looks as if her sign worked. Somebody made her a lot of sandwiches.
“I’m dumber than fuck and no one will fuck me”.
Must be talking to her dyke partner.
Bitch!
I think you’ve had enough sandwiches, don’t you?!
Knuckle Sandwich?
Recycle discarded sandwiches for national ‘Feed the Tubby Troll Day.’
Fat bitch, you had enough sandwiches.
I think she was holding that sign up for two skinny black guys