No Speeding for You!

Guest Post by Eric Peters

The inevitable has happened.

Volvo just announced that it will limit the top speed of all its new cars to 112 MPH, beginning with the 2021 model year – to “highlight the dangers of speeding.”

But it’s not just top speed Volvo intends to limit.

In addition to electronically preventing its cars from exceeding 112 MPH anywhere, it plans to limit you from exceeding the speed limit in school zones, near hospitals and – implicitly – everywhere else.

“We want to start a conversation about whether car makers have the right or maybe even the obligation to install technology in cars that changes their driver’s behavior,” croons Volvo’s president and chief executive Hakan Samuelsson.

Italics added.

Samuelsson is saying – openly – that what Volvo is about to do everyone else must also do. In other words, a fatwa from the government – or the de facto equivalent – outlawing (or rendering impossible) “speeding,” period.

Because everyone knows that it’s ipso facto “dangerous” to ever drive even 1 MPH faster than whatever speed the government – which is all knowing – decrees to be the “safe” speed.

And more than just that.

If a fatwa is hurled that requires all new cars to be incapable of being driven faster than the posted speed limit because that’s always “dangerous” then why not also a fatwa  requiring them to be incapable of accelerating “excessively” fast – even if the car never actually exceeds the limit?

Throttle inputs can be controlled – and countermanded just as easily as speed is limited in almost any modern car, not just Volvo’s cars. No more burnouts – or even passing – for you!

As the opening monologue from TV’s The Six Million Dollar Man put it… we have the technology

Some of you reading this already know – possibly because I’ve warned about it for at least the past three or four years.

Many new cars have a curious little icon that pops up on the LCD touchscreen, or in the main gauge cluster. It looks like a speed limit sign – black numerals on the usual white background. It changes as you drive, to indicate the PSL on the road you’re driving on.

And it turns an angry red as soon as you drive faster than the PSL.

In other words, the car knows you’re “speeding.” It just hasn’t done anything about it . . . yet.

But it could.

The system is primed and ready – not unlike the Patriot Act.

All it will take is the flicking of the proverbial switch – the sending of new programming– via the “connectivity” most new cars also already have and all of them will soon have. The new programming will reconfigure the ECU, the computer which controls most of your car’s operating parameters – to countermand your acceleration inputs.

In the interests of saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafety!

Remember: Almost all new cars have drive-by-wire throttle control, which means the accelerator pedal isn’t physically connected to the throttle, as was the case in the past. Instead, sensors send data about how far down you’ve pushed the accelerator pedal and that data is interpreted by the ECU, which sends a signal to open (or close) the throttle accordingly.

But it could just as easily belay your inputs. No matter how hard you mash the gas, the engine doesn’t react accordingly. The same principle – and technology – can also be used to prevent “abrupt” steering inputs; many new cars already have electrically rather than hydraulically controlled power steering – with electric motors controlled by computers the (ECU). These can just as readily be controlled by programming – and not by you.

If it saves just one life. 

Literally- that is Volvo’s  argument, the core tenet of its Vision 2020, which “…aims for no one to be killed or seriously injured in a new Volvo by 2020.”

Hopefully you’re not in a rush to get to the hospital after severing an artery in a chainsaw mishap. Or because your wife went into early labor and the doctor had warned you about potentially lethal complications.

There is also the soul-killing aspect of all of this.

The marrow-sucking of every last morsel of pleasure that might come from driving, from being in control of your car – and not under the control of a bureaucratic hive-nexus.

Volvo appears to not understand that driving – and transportation – are two very different things.

Both aim to get you from A to B.

But the main reason people buy a car rather than a bus ticket is because they want to be the one behind the wheel, the one in charge of what goes on. The one making the decisions.

Volvo is urging that almost all of that be taken away – while still expecting people to pay extra for the privilege of being the meatsack who’s along for the ride.

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24 Comments
DD
DD
March 7, 2019 7:07 am

So, we won’t be needing any traffic cops, right?

James
James
  DD
March 7, 2019 9:01 am

DD,we do not need road pirates as it is before this car,but you knew that!

Bob McDoanld
Bob McDoanld
March 7, 2019 7:33 am

There goes my hobby. No more car rally’s

yahsure
yahsure
March 7, 2019 8:22 am

I figured cars would become like this. Also, use sensors to maintain distance from each other.

James
James
March 7, 2019 8:41 am

Come on Eric and folks,wake the hell up!

I get it,don’t buy a Volvo,but,buy a Jesko!1600 horsepower and a 300 MPH top end,what’s not to love?!Here is the little beauty: https://www.roadandtrack.com/car-shows/geneva-auto-show/a26617787/koenigsegg-jesko-geneva-motor-show-photos-info-specs/ .

Seriously,do I have to do all the research for ya’s?!

Now stop whining and get yourself a Jesko today dammit!

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
March 7, 2019 8:45 am

Is there a new car that’s analogue? If not, when is the last year before all of this drive by wire went into production. I’d like to be tracked as little as possible. I already leave my phone at home in case I need to kill a guy.

James
James
  Iska Waran
March 7, 2019 8:54 am

Isk,drive by wire ect. came along at different rates for awhile from different manufactures,decide what older car you want and go from there.A few bucks spent will get you a quality older car that any tech can work on if you don’t do your own work,be it a 4 wheel/gas miser passenger car ect.,and,will for most part cost you a hell of a lot less!For a large sized 4 wheel,would feel any late 70’s back a good start,for a gas miser,either a deisel rabbit or any toyota corrola/celica with the 20 or 22 R motor a good choice and easy to work on.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
March 7, 2019 10:11 am

I’m a big car buff and the Mustang has remained a proven budget performance car, with a massive aftermarket that allows you to totally remove all limiters and othe impediments built in to factory computer systems even though they are all throttle by wire as well. It goes without saying that when you purchase any of these participants in the second renaissance of the muscle car, they are NOT going to limit your speed and HP, but do allow you to control it so you can limit it for other drivers, like your kids. You just have to make the computer think like a conservative, instead of like the whiney bitch liberal that programmed it initially! It might be good to check to see if any new car you are considering purchasing has any aftermarket support to block off outside controls and eliminate the safety party pooping stuff!

Lawfish
Lawfish
March 7, 2019 8:50 am

Beer commercials that tell you not to drink, razor commercials that vilify middle-aged white men (the only people who actually use razors), and now cars that won’t let you drive as you wish. What the hell is being taught in marketing 101 these days? I owned one Volvo. Biggest piece of shit I’ve ever owned. I wouldn’t take a Volvo if it was given to me. Another brilliant marketing scheme from the socialist retards.

James
James
  Lawfish
March 7, 2019 8:55 am

Eh law,the older ones were tough as nails and fairly easy to maintain,would not want a newer one though.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Lawfish
March 7, 2019 9:46 am

My German acquaintance says, “Ja, Audi is piece of shit.”

Having owned one, I agreed.

Andy C. Myte
Andy C. Myte
March 7, 2019 10:06 am

Fear not! It is ironic that the most freedom for this problem will come from going to Dem controlled areas. Our government has a certain pecking order you all should know by now! Yes, human life is important, and to the liberals, bossing around other human lives is most important, but extra revenue is also more important than just saving lives here an there. I live in CA and states like mine, that are under Dem control, are naturally running out of money to spend to pay their bloated obligations, while still trying to maintain that whole argument that illegal immigration is somehow not making us poorer and lowering the National IQ. Numerous friends in law enforcement have warned me the tickets will be flowing like never before, all in order to try to get some extra revenue coming in. No way will they actually limit your speed and opt you out for the oppotunity at breaking traffic laws that generally will cost you around $300 (minimum) to $500 ticket JUST for lame offenses like speeding.

James
James
  Andy C. Myte
March 7, 2019 10:32 am

If every person who got a BS ticket took the case to trial we could shutdown completely the whole damn (il)legal system.

Capn Mike
Capn Mike
  James
March 7, 2019 4:58 pm

Here’s how I beat a California ticket:
Go down to DMV and buy the big yellow law code book ($5).
When ya got to court, stuff that puppy with big yellow post-it notes on any page that REMOTELY refers to your BS ticket.
When you get to stand before the judge, slowly open to the first post-it and SLOWLY read the statute.
It took like FIVE SECONDS for the judge to
say :”DISMISSED” and I was outa there.

KeyserSusie
KeyserSusie
  Andy C. Myte
March 7, 2019 10:36 am

Thumbs up for the monkied moniker

Dutchman
Dutchman
March 7, 2019 10:36 am

I have owned 4 Volvo’s, over the years – all purchased new. Last year I wanted to purchase a new car. Looked at a Volvo – they now all have 4 cylinder engines. Hell with that. Shopped around and decided on a Subaru Outback with a 3.6 liter 6 cylinder.

I think Volvo is gonna go the way of the Oldsmobile / Studebaker / Pontiac / Saturn.

ross
ross
  Dutchman
March 7, 2019 12:49 pm

I’ve owned two 2007/2009 sedans. Both very nice. Today Volvo is owned by the Chinese. Last leg for the product line, not unlike the other former Scandinavian manufacturer: Saab

Mark in Mayenne
Mark in Mayenne
March 7, 2019 10:49 am

I am amused by the fact that Volvo is so very close to vulva. Bunch of ummm whatsits?

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 7, 2019 10:52 am

Plus Volvo is going all electric.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 7, 2019 11:20 am

Clearly, driving faster is ALWAYS too dangerous. Yeah, tell that to this driver, who clearly should have driven faster:

TorresD30
TorresD30
March 7, 2019 1:41 pm

Who knew a Volvo could even go 112MPH?

Fear not,
https://www.summitracing.com/search/brand/hp-tuners

TC
TC
March 7, 2019 2:02 pm

My wife’s Mazda has this delay when starting from a dead stop. When the stoplight turns green, and I smash the gas pedal at that instant, the car sits motionless for the better part of a second before doing anything. I’m guessing it’s a saaaaaaaaaafty feature to make sure the driver is serious about hitting the gas. Whatever it is, it’s fucking annoying.

James
James
  TC
March 7, 2019 2:13 pm

TC,you sure you are not hitting the break pedal?!That tis the one on the left,accelerator on the right!A standard will take care of that nonsense.

Bob
Bob
March 8, 2019 2:19 pm

I discovered that “Traffic Laws” are actually adhesion contracts.
http://www.beattraffictickets.org/index.html