Quite a look there. Unfortunately I think it limits your job opportunities to like (1) hemp jewelry sales, (2) drug sales (3) holding a cardboard sign asking for money or a ride to the west coast. Guess that last one isn’t really a job but I was running out of options for you.
Okay sweetie what style you wanna go with?
– You ever see a turnip growing?
Mmmmm hmmmmm I got you.
I don’t think I’ve ever been dunked on by a dude dressed up as a sassy kitty cat, but I think I found someone who could pull that off.
Is there ever a bad time to pop a squat and watch an animated kids movie?…. Yeah, now that I think of it probably. Actually there’s a ton of instances where you shouldn’t. Ignore that question.
Is this just me or is this the most picture perfect postcard for the state of Alabama? Make it happen.
It’s been awhile since we’ve seen our favorite super fashionable fabulous man around town. Looks like he picked up a nice chicky to roll with now.
I for real can’t even give you a good explanation why someone would want or have this. Only if tiny little people live in your buttcrack and need to climb up to your head. Literally the only explanation.
He’s a wizard, but can like only bring out more weed after he blows a giant vape cloud to distract you.
Shoutout to whoever decided to make it a staple to put a giant roll of hand wipes by the carts.
When you’re trying to be the toughest dude on Sesame Street.
I’m just saying, if you aren’t putting out bangers like Rocket Man and Tiny Dancer, you can’t just dress up like this dude.
It’s Mardi Gras time and my man is ready to see lots of boobies with those 20 cent beads.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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I think the guy in the top pic is just a big Ilhan Omar fan.
As we sit and play with our electronics on this saturday oblivious to the fact we will be dependent on these soy boy cross dressers with no job to pay into the social security system to deliver our checks in our coming retirement with not a concern. The meaning of ignorance is bliss.