Library Under Fire For Hosting Controversial ‘Straight Male Story Hour’

Via The Babylon Bee

BOSTON, MA—A local library has found itself embroiled in controversy after hosting a controversial “Straight Male Story Hour,” an event at which a heterosexual, married, white, cisgender male reads a story to children.

The man, Bob Smith, was scheduled to come and read Where the Wild Things Are to the kids, a move that’s said to endanger the progressive values this nation holds dear.

Parents protested the library in an attempt to cancel the event.

“We’re a town, a nation of values, and for this guy to come in here not dressed up in women’s clothes or a demon costume and try to read to our children—well, we won’t stand for it, I tell you what,” said Zed Manners, a concerned parent. “What has this country become when a white guy can simply come into our library and spread his dangerous ideas about whiteness and heterosexuality to our nation’s youth? What do we do when people start thinking it’s OK not to grow up to be a drag queen?”

“This isn’t the America I grew up in, I’ll tell you that much,” Zed concluded.

At publishing time, the library had apologized for the event and scheduled an “Occult Transgender Satan Worshiper Story Hour” in order to make up for its indiscretion.

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7 Comments
BB
BB
March 19, 2019 4:50 pm

Sounds about right !

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
March 19, 2019 5:08 pm

Now that’s funny.

LRU Rebel
LRU Rebel
March 19, 2019 5:53 pm

If it were Portland, Oregon then Chelsea Hubbell Clinton would have made the cross country trip to protest how wrong it is for a man to be spewing family values.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 19, 2019 6:33 pm

The nigger mayor Sylvester Turner of Houston Texas should take a few notes from the Boston library.
Sylvester Turner’s libraries have children’s reading groups that are hosted by drag queens.
(and convicted child molesters)

Step in front of a speeding truck Mayor Turner!

The Ides of March
The Ides of March
March 20, 2019 3:23 am
Anonymous
Anonymous
March 20, 2019 9:13 am

“What do we do when people start thinking it’s OK not to grow up to be a drag queen?”

WE CELEBRATE, you misguided deviant.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
March 20, 2019 3:11 pm

Considering the article, my non-serious take on things is that it all started when Negroes rioted in the 60’s and stole tv sets from the stores. Now able to view white programming on their stolen sets, they began to complain that it wasn’t fair for broadcasters to have all-white casts and all-white story lines. So then, in the 70’s we got lots of new shows featuring blacks; The Jeffersons, Diff’rent Strokes, Good Times…

Then they started complaining that there were not enough blacks or any blacks at all in movies like The Sound Of Music. What the fuck, didn’t they enjoy Shaft and all the other blaxploitation movies? You know where it will go to next: a negro in your daughter’s bed in every home.

I’m not sure if anybody remembers my short story with a moral. It had to do with a little kid, 2 years old, who only knew one word – no. His mom offered him food, no. A cop tried to help, no. The police chief, the governor, nada. Finally, not knowing what else to do, they made him king.