Is there another store in America where pants are as optional as they are at Walmart?
Where are you hiding with that camo? A Steelers game maybe?
Lines will be longer than the checkout lines at Walmart I’m sure.
If separated, those two would look very odd, yet somehow together it just seems like a natural fit.
Do people not just drive their cars anymore. Like get in, turn the key, get from point A to point B? That’s not how it’s done in rainbow bunny land?
Looks like Frankenstein’s monster got his driver’s license.
On this edition of Redneck Pimp My Ride we check in on Jeb’s fresh new paint job.
Just wear a long t-shirt. Walmart is basically the same as going to the bathroom in the middle of the night anyway.
If you’re gonna carry around a lizard at least get a chameleon so it can be sneaky and go unnoticed by blending in.
Just gonna hang by the clearance bin…put out the vibe!
Nothing quite says comfort during those harsh Canadian winters like a warm plush jean robe.
It’s like a flea market somehow transformed into a traveling act.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
I guess that guy looking for “females” to text him is casting a wider net by being open to other species. How many manatees have cell phones, though?
Give the manatees a break. I have an ex that would be perfect for him.
The difference between a GF and an EX is that you want somebody to take your ex away.
If you marry my ex, you will be my best friend forever. – Sgt Pangloss
The commentary beneath each example is pretty funny.
If that’s you, Quinn, well done.
Iska, you’re good at it, too.
On almost every thread, I end up laughing.
Not my commentary. The dude who runs People of Wal-Mart adds the commentary.
Faint praise for brother Iska, he is hilarious. My dream early on was to be as funny as Iska, as great a writer as Stucky. Alas.
Maybe so. Not the first time props were given to I-dub, for his consistently humorous comments. I’ll even add that your writing skills are fine. Punctuation and definitions, as well.
So too, your music library covers a wide swath, with tunes that link to the topics discussed.
It’s a fine line to walk, between a sincere compliment and overzealous brown nosing.
With caucasians, the brown spot is easier to spot. The right balance of words is key.
Plus, we all know how walking a line is tough, if under the influence.
Not that I stagger too much anymore these days. A Blatz or two only on rare occasions.
hum it, in a long tone…MMMMmmm… to get the pitch key, at the start of each new verse.
Yesterday, I thought the exact same music vid would be perfect to drop here.
See someone apparently doesn’t like this ping pong exchange here.
Funny.
What, no boobies? No ass cracks? No crapped pants? No back tits? Must have been a slow week at the W.
Llpoh- Looks like the line in front of the CentreLink welfare office in OZ. Walmart crowd is a least a little creative.
They been working out.
I got the feeling the car-painting guy was changing his vehicle’s appearance because he had just committed a felony.
I’m reaching a point where I can’t look at the Walmart People anymore, too many of them around and the numbers are exloding, kinda like the illegals overrunning the Texas border.
Aww, no thread is complete until somebody mentions illegals or Hitler.
Well, you got the Hitler in there….don’t like the mention of illegals? Tender subject?
Coyotes are in the illegals business.