It was supposed to provide the perfect festive romantic moment: a mistletoe drone that would get diners at TGI Friday’s to kiss on camera.
But the restaurant’s plan to lure in festive diners went horribly wrong after one of the machines smashed into a photographer’s face at a launch event in New York.
Georgine Benvenuto was left in shock after the machine flew into her face, slicing off the tip of her nose and cutting open a section of her lip.
The ten-inch drone became so entangled in Miss Benvenuto’s hair that she even feared she would lose an eye.
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Admin – did you see this?
https://allthatsinteresting.com/stuckie-mummy-dog
Obviously, I could not help but think of. . .
Hey.
Guess who I ran into today?
I get the lucky rabbit’s foot!
When my kids were young, too many years ago, our cat left the top half of a rabbit on the front-door step, maybe a week before Easter. I picked it up by the ears, brought it to the window, tapped on it and said through the screen in the best bunny voice I could muster, “Anyone seen my bottom half?” My wife and kids, agog at the sight, didn’t laugh. I added, “Guess there’ll be no chocolate eggs this year.” My wife is still pissed at me for that.
What does a bunny voice sound like?
What?
Like this: “What’s up, doc?”
I never suspected a thing, even through my friends’ laughter, till I got to the end and asked, worriedly, “Is a hotdog supposed to have balls?”
The only thing worse than rapist bunnies is gay rapist bunnies.
That is beyond disturbing…
I think I heard one of them say the victim had a “Real Purdy Mouth”.
Beware of “The Keaster Bunny”.
I see my fantasies about female locker rooms were spot on.
Next up, slumber party and pillow fight!
Smokey The Cat has 20k stashed away, he makes $60 per hour for a FULL TITTY massage down at the spa. That’s 19k more than 50% of Boomers have saved.
You are getting only half the picture here.
Pretty amazing how she stopped a car with her foot. Wouldn’t want to cross her.
Here, honey, let me help you with those.
She’s Asian, they’re fake. Anything over a mouth full is wasted.
Bob- That’s like trying to put 10 pounds of sugar in a 5 pound bag……….
I like to see her do that twice.
Evil Knievel’s great grandaughter
Honey, how’d these balls get on our antenna?
DO NOT try this stunt at home unless you are a liberal Democrat. 🙂
She’s getting ready for you, T-Red
She gonna “Rock-Yo-World” T-Red. OOoooo-weeeeeee!
funny you post that nicky,not 3 hours ago i rented a place to a gal who isn’t quite that big but she is big enough that she may be drafted this week by the bucs–
she’s white,not black,but she has a skinny little honduran husband–the best part,he works out of town–
woohoo–
Good to hear from you, you good sport. Hope all is well.
Now I’ll be flaccid for a week.
Mr. Turtlehead just retreated further back into his shell.
Another body orifice tightened up. Squeamish.
I can’t believe that’s not illegal.
Make that a minute.
Mr. Turtlehead is back!
Probably be a good idea to move the take off point to the shoreline, at least for her.
Fat people doing stupid stuff.
God, I hope the bike’s okay.
Evel Kinievel’s secret love child with Rosie O’Donnell.
As a consolation, her friends took her to a cowboy bar for some drinks and mechanical bullriding.
If you ask me a cow riding a bronking bull is unnatural.
Like a fucking weeble.
I get a tear in my eye every time I see a whale returned to its natural environment.
I thought all ice breaker vessels have a reinforced V shaped hull, not a bloated UU
OK, so is that a male or a female?
Yes
What an icehole!
The last 6 gifs were “heavyweight gifs” A BOGO for this week…
Is this National Fatsoes Jumping in a Lake week?
Goddamn that was funny.
Gold help me, this is hypnotizing. Your wish is my command.
I wanna put a baby in there.
Wouldn’t it suffocate?
Guess so.
Holy Shit!! Lets hire that dude to handle some CONgress Critters.
What the hell is he making balloons for if he can make people disappear? The CIA would love him.
Screw the CIA, I’ve got my own very long list.
Is that that Seven dust you put on rose bushes to keep the bugs off? She shoulda worn a mask.
Sevin…not to be anal.
That’s actually cool.
Very Cool nkit! 🙂
That tire is bare.
One Ton Egg Roll…Fwee Derivery.
Fortune cookie go Bang.
Must have been a long day.
She looks tired.
And here I thought tree gnomes made ice cream sandwiches. I guess they only make fudgsicles.
They don’t taste so good now…
Like the joke about the private on KP watching the cook make hamburgers by rolling the meat in a ball and slapping it under his armpit. “God that’s gross” says the private. His buddy replies: “you think that’s bad?” You should see him make donuts.”
Amazing; the wipers still work!
Amazing that guy gets up and scuttles away… how does he fly butt first out of the window though…
Speaking of LOTS of fun, another off the hook (slightly XXX rated) FRIDAY FAIL!! Big thanks Admin, T4C and Nkit for all your efforts to entertain us. FF is my favorite part of the week.
do you know this woman?
https://webmail.earthlink.net/wam/MsgAttachment?msgid=109613&attachno=1
I love the Beatles car. Not that I would do that myself, but I still love it.
Friday night, early Sat. a.m. blues…