Missed It By That Much: Hillary Clinton Almost Wins ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ But Then Shouts ‘Easter Worshiper’ Instead Of ‘Christian’

Via The Babylon Bee

Some people think Hillary Clinton is robotic and hard to sympathize with, but even our hearts went out to her on this one.

On a special politicians’ episode of Wheel of Fortune, failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton nearly took home the grand prize. She was on the last puzzle of the regular rounds of the game, which read, CHRISTI_N. The audience began to cheer as it appeared Clinton had finally won something.

But, as is usual for Clinton, she snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, and shouted “Easter worshiper!” instead of the obvious answer, which was “Christian.”

Heartbreaker!

Clinton has demanded an appeal, claiming that although she lost fair and square, she feels like she won, as Christians are kinda Easter worshipers, even though no one ever says that.

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We Wuz Vikangs and Sheit
We Wuz Vikangs and Sheit
April 25, 2019 2:05 pm

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April 25, 2019 2:12 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Unsaved
April 25, 2019 3:17 pm

…and homos “pole worshippers”. After all, they are on their knees.

Ken31
Ken31
April 25, 2019 2:36 pm

We should start calling jews “Shekel Worshipers”.

mygirl
mygirl
  Ken31
April 25, 2019 6:56 pm

Hillary can’t say Christian but she sure can scream out White Supremacist at the top of her lungs. I don’t usually ill will people but in her case I wish the ground would open up and swallow the evil sow whole….and yes, that’s how I really feel.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 25, 2019 3:10 pm

I have half a mind to register as a dim-o-rat and when the primaries come write in “Vanna White”. At least she has had a job for the last 30 years.

gatsby1219
gatsby1219
April 25, 2019 6:06 pm

Make all the jokes you want….you’re witnessing White Genocide.

Fuh-Q
Fuh-Q
April 25, 2019 8:45 pm

Obama and Hillary both tweeted that they were “praying” for the victims.
I’d like video proof of them actually praying (aloud) for these victims, and I’d like to know to whom they are praying.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Fuh-Q
April 25, 2019 10:10 pm

They are praying to Jared.

nkit
nkit
April 25, 2019 11:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2019 12:03 am