Report: All Six Men Attracted To Feminists Deeply Affected By Sex Strike

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—According to a new report performed by the American Public Health Association, all six men who are sexually attracted to feminists are already suffering deeply from the ongoing sex strike for abortion rights.

The six men in the nation who identify as feminist-attracted include Greg, Sebastien, Shiloh, Ansel, Jade, and Ashley. All of them are from Oregon.

“While this sex strike was attempting to affect conservative men, in the end, it’s these six sensitive males who will suffer the most,” an APHA rep said. “Sebastien is particularly affected, as his girlfriend, Willow, had just come off a sex strike to save a rare species of field mouse in California. He was really looking forward to the end of the sex strike, but once Alyssa Milano and other pseud-celebrities called for a new strike, he realized it was going to be a long summer.”

“Please keep all of these brave souls in your thoughts and vibes,” he added.

While it may surprise many to find out that some people are sexually attracted to feminists, there are at least five or six men in America at any given time who suffer from FA (feminist attraction). The condition is categorized as a mental disorder by the American Psychiatric Association, along with people who are attracted to women in Uggs and those who are attracted to Sonic the Hedgehog fanart.

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37 Comments
old white guy
old white guy
May 15, 2019 7:44 am

Men?

Dutchman
Dutchman
  old white guy
May 15, 2019 7:53 am

Don’t even qualify as Metrosexuals.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
May 15, 2019 7:55 am

I hope, and expect, their strike will last forever.

Deter Naturalist
Deter Naturalist
  robert h siddell jr
May 15, 2019 10:00 am

So true.
The future belongs to those who show up for it. Even IF this idiotic fad were to last, it is doomed in the long run by simple biology. Its adherents will die and leave no seeds.

Me and mine see right through the STUPID. And we laugh.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 15, 2019 8:36 am

A feminists’ sex strike. Like saying “its not for sale” when no one wants to buy it anyway. And I am totally confused as to how our society has made room for fem-boys like the individuals depicted above. Totally confused. What mom or dad said “yep, you’re on the right path”? Amazing. Retarded. Annoying. Revolting.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
May 15, 2019 8:47 am

I don’t know who writes for the Bee but they are very good at what they do. All of them are from Oregon, too funny. There is no need for a sex strike.
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-05-15/us-birth-rate-plunges-all-time-low-more-women-choose-careers-over-families

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
May 15, 2019 9:22 am

84% bearded.

John Wayne didn’t need a fucking beard.

Dutchman
Dutchman
  Iska Waran
May 15, 2019 9:57 am

I’ve wondered – what’s up with the beard craze?

Mistico
Mistico
  Dutchman
May 15, 2019 10:17 am

I have no clue but surmise it has something to do with Iraq or it has something to do with being white and being able to grow the damn thing. I often wonder if the short hair craze was an attempt to appease the kinky hair crowd, it started with the balding Ted Danson and kept on keeping on with the aging celebrities.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mistico
May 15, 2019 3:55 pm

they secretly emulate the muslims. truth is they want to treat women like the muslims do but they’re too scared of the liberal female (anyone of right mind should be) so they grow the beards and spend most of the time w/ their mouths open and ready…

Mistico
Mistico
  Mygirl...maybe
May 15, 2019 3:58 pm

It’s a step in the right direction, I say put them in burkas and relegate them to the kitchen.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mistico
May 15, 2019 4:08 pm

not the bedroom?

Mistico
Mistico
  Mygirl...maybe
May 15, 2019 4:11 pm

They’d be more productive in the kitchen

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mistico
May 15, 2019 4:26 pm

Most women today can’t cook. as to bedroom productivity, it takes two baby…

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Dutchman
May 15, 2019 12:41 pm

It’s an attempt to look masculine by those who aren’t.

splurge
splurge
  Dutchman
May 15, 2019 1:13 pm

No idea, I stop shaving every winter and shave it off every spring, but I work outdoors most of the time and it does cut the winter winds some.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  splurge
May 15, 2019 1:41 pm

I wear a short beard with a full mustache and cropped goatee. It keeps the sun and glare off the ocean from melting my face and neck into turkey wattles, animated by almost every surfer my age. I’m still a baby-face.

Mistico
Mistico
  Diogenes’ Dung
May 15, 2019 4:00 pm

Are you a cholo?

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Mistico
May 15, 2019 4:59 pm

my baby cloths were spats, diapers held up with suspenders, a vest, Dillinger’s derby and Grandpa’s gold watch chain around my waist

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Diogenes’ Dung
May 15, 2019 5:23 pm

and your babyface, of course

bob
bob
  Mistico
May 16, 2019 8:58 am

I grew up in north Denver in the 70’s. Thanks for the trip down memory lane…love the lowriders. And the culture.

Mistico
Mistico
  bob
May 16, 2019 9:34 am

I have been having second thoughts about going to the Art Laboe show but the sexy mulatta seems excited. I need to buy a wifebeater and some Keds, maybe a pair of khakis.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Diogenes’ Dung
May 15, 2019 4:22 pm

comment image

Mszyslak
Mszyslak
  Dutchman
May 15, 2019 2:06 pm

Dunno. Attempts to “butch-up”, I guess.
I’ve had a beard off and on (mostly on) since college in the mid-90’s. I’ve sometimes had to be clean-shaven for work; but always preferrred to let it grow. Until now. This is the first in my life that I’ve been tempted to remain beardless — the pictures above show why.

Deter Naturalist
Deter Naturalist
May 15, 2019 9:58 am

In Boundary-Free Clown World, the intersection of male and female yields nothing but nausea.

Under socionomic hypothesis, at social mood peaks we see women ascendant (in power) and blurring of the boundaries between male and female. I submit this is because men are bored in Plenitude and are wont to indulge the adolescent fantasies of women…much to the immiseration of both.

I don’t give a fig for what is popular. I raised my sons to be masculine. They’re raising their kids in similarly bimodal fashion. No gender-blending.

PS: I think the priests of pop culture all flunked biology.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
May 15, 2019 11:14 am

Feminist men are cucks. Sexual fasting heightens their voyeuristic pleasure.

All feminist men dream of the day when the world isn’t measured by the length of a nigger dick, but instead by the amount their sisters, mothers, girlfriends and wives can take.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
May 15, 2019 11:34 am

“Smooth as a Ken Doll.”

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
May 15, 2019 11:38 am

I thought I would never stop laughing.

I was on Surf Safari from Florida to North Carolina’s Outer Banks, Mecca for east coast surfers, with my best friend and his girlfriend.

We were camping, exhausted from surfing all day and drunk in our tent, entertaining each other.

Bob put his fist, thumb down, in front of the lantern to create a silhouette on the tent wall. It was remarkably realistic and easy for anyone to mimic. His thumb became a big, fat, lower lip, his index finger the upper lip, and the rest of his fist, a sharply sloped forehead. The big shadow on the tent wall said…

“I have’s a dream, I have’s a dream! I climbed to the mountain’s top and you know what I seen? ALL the bruthahs was fukin’ white wimin!”

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
  Diogenes’ Dung
May 15, 2019 3:13 pm

The Feminist ones; ya’ll are welcome to them; I wouldn’t fuck one with your dick.

Mistico
Mistico
May 15, 2019 3:22 pm

These guys make Yokes look like Clint Eastwood.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mistico
May 15, 2019 4:10 pm

clint eastwood then or clint eastwood now?

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Mygirl...maybe
May 15, 2019 5:06 pm

Hat’s off to Clint.

He’s resuscitating the hope of millions of America’s reluctant, geriatric, wanna be drug smugglers.

The Cartels are in trouble now…

Mistico
Mistico
  Mygirl...maybe
May 15, 2019 5:43 pm

We’re talking macho factor not induced vaggie kegels.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Mistico
May 15, 2019 6:09 pm

I’m trying to be Macho. Really. It’s important to me.

Will I fail because I’ve been inducing your kegels with an upthumb?

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Diogenes’ Dung
May 15, 2019 6:25 pm

you must try harder…try, try, try again, and again,…if that don’t work, there are online courses….how to macho in ten easy lessons….comment image

Sisofia
Sisofia
May 16, 2019 4:49 am

As long as the strike is on at least they won’t breed…whew!

BB
BB
  Sisofia
May 16, 2019 7:08 pm

All 50 of the leading women pushing “feminism ” are Jewish. And they all work at various colleges . That should tell you all you need to know. I have forgotten the website where I read this but I believe it.