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Rodney Dangerfield at the helm?
USS Trump out for a Sunday cruise on Lake Mueller.
No someone with TDS watching CNN.
Interesting initial reaction. I would’ve thought the TBP crowd would like the thought of Trump crushing the Mueller clowns. Live and learn.
So what? It’s a foul ball.
You gotta love a girl with great hand and eye coordination when dealing with bats and balls.
Put ’em up, put ’em up!
“Isn’t the bungee cord supposed to be on me?”
“Trust me, and I swear I won’t let you down.”
It’s ok- he was arrested later and returned to prison.
That’s so cute.
And obviously NOT a stupid kid
“Finally, after years of excruciating training, heroically bouncing back from his horrific injuries sustained in rescuing 20 orphans from a fire, it was all about to pay off . . . wait.”
Graduate of Hillary’s School of (Victory)Dance.
The winner’s joy was short-lived. He was eventually indicted for colluding with the Russian agents who moved the finish line 10 meters further along.
Yes, those are my testicles dripping out of my pants legs.
I’ve only seen one other man do a split and he was a gymnastics coach. Not so easy with junk in the way.
Catfish.
Do not go around rescuing women who just got dumped, there’s a reason they got thrown overboard.
I prefer my pussies wet.
I think I’ve seen this video before. I think it was a rescue from a flood.
Mommy, Uncle Fat Fuck ruined my swings!
How could any idiot down vote that?? One of BP’s best captions..
Weak swing, very, very strong ground.
It I was there witnesses it, I would have anticipated it.
At least the dog knows how to clear the bar! Handler does a hard face plant.
Damn good thing her airbags deployed
Buised boobs.
…and maybe swollen. Oooh la, la.
Hell if they’re fake she might have experienced a blow-out.
Drive liberals nuts with our new Apartheid soap dispenser. Just $99.99 ($199.99 for kaffers)
It’s raaaciss
High maintenance chick in the making
Pretty sure that’s a dude, at least for now.
This be my white bitch.
“Oh, hi, Uncle Bill.”
When booty calls
I had to cut cheese. OK?
Did you feel the heat from my cheese cut?
Here’s a personalized scratch and sniff for my friend, Joe Biden. Hi Joe!
Watch this. Joe Biden loves my left cheek sneak burrito farts. Hi Joe.
Joe Biden sniffs whatever makes his nose hairs curl.
Scenic valley.
You gotta keep ’em separated.
For extra special view of the scenery, insert coin in slot A.
Blow me next!
This be my white bitch!
Young Democrat
Wasn’t the last time a football player’s crotch was in her face I’m sure.
American prayer flags (versus the Nepalese version).
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She: You about done washing the next pair? Me: Thusth abouth.
Priceless!
Run your finger along the box like this and watch the pussy erupt
Get used to it, kid. They spend their lives running you down.
Just you wait until she is riding the lawnmower.
Poor kid. His sister is a future Socialist.
Somalian taxi ride.
God help me, I love women.
My compliments to the choreographer, as well as wardrobe and casting.
Tonight’s forecast. Bold front causing high pressure in Bob’s pants. Jet stream will alleviate the pressure.
I suspect Mrs. Bob P dreads Friday nights.
Looks like a bee stung her on the ass…twice.
Looks un-normal.
Typical weather girl on spanish stations out in socal. Or star of a novela.
Booty implants are just as common in Colombia as fake boobs.
“un-normal”? How about anti-normal or de-normal or con-normal or dis-normal but un-normal? Is that even a word?
It’s a word when the dash is in front of it.
Just don’t dash in front of bus then.
Liars!
Gold goes to the designer of this uniform.
nkit pics and Bob’s instant replay…priceless.
Cameron L. Touew
The camel toes are back. I’d walk a mile for a..Where’s you know who with her you know what?
Looks like a camel’s foot (seems there is evidence of 5 toes).
It looked like Creepy Old Joe doing the conga line. Cop a feel and bump her booty.
Sad news.
He apparently shot himself in the back of the head. Twice. No weapon recovered.
/Srsly, tho. Grumpy Cat died. 🙁
Thanks to all. I look forward to this feature. Best laugh of the week.
awaiting T4C…
Seems like Sammy Unwise has his down voting thumb out tonight.. I know, a girl’s butt in a bikini, or a girl’s undies on the line is an affront to the prudes here, despite what GCP has to say.
Great stuff as always, nkit (and admin). Thanks. Wonder where T4C is tonight.
It wouldn’t be Friday Fail without you, Bob P.
poquito
I have nice lips, don’t you think?
How I love the Friday Fail. It takes my mind off work and helps me relax. Kudos to all of your guys.