Make fun of AOC thread

I’m pretty sure AOC — either herself or her staff — scan the Internet to see what people are saying about her.  This self-obsessed donkey-face calls it research.  So, in hopes that she or her staff find this  …. please leave AOC a message.

OK, so this happened on Sunday (and you thought it couldn’t get any worse) ….

AOC associates CAULIFLOWER with …. wait ….. wait ….. wait for it ……………………….RAAAAAYCISSSM!!!

Here’s my message —–> “Hey AOC …….. please kill yourself. And keep your hands off my fucken cauliflower ya kunt!

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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said Sunday that growing cauliflower in community gardens is part of the “colonial” attitudes that her Green New Deal will stamp out.

The New York Democrat, who introduced the proposal to tackle climate change by radically transforming the economy, posted a series of Instagram videos filmed in her home state talking about community gardens as a “core component” of her proposal.

“What I love too is growing plants that are culturally familiar to the community. It’s so important,” she said as she filmed a community garden in the Bronx.

“So that’s really how you do it right. That is such a core component of the Green New Deal is having all of these projects make sense in a cultural context, and it’s an area that we get the most pushback on because people say, ‘Why do you need to do that? That’s too hard.’”

She went on to add that growing cauliflower in such gardens is a “colonial approach” and the reason communities of color oppose environmentalist movements.

“But when you really think about it — when someone says that it’s ‘too hard’ to do a green space that grows Yucca instead of, I don’t know, cauliflower or something — what you’re doing is you’re taking a colonial approach to environmentalism,” Ocasio-Cortez said.

“That is why a lot of communities of color get resistant to certain environmentalist movements because they come with the colonial lens on them.”

more of this bullshit story here.

DON’T FORGET TO LEAVE DONKEY FACE A MESSAGE !!!!!!!

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Hardnox
Hardnox
May 23, 2019 2:14 pm

Shove your stupid communist ideas up your ass and leave the rest of us alone!

James the Deplorable Wanderer
James the Deplorable Wanderer
May 23, 2019 2:21 pm

STOP planting cauliflower – (I hate that vegetable anyway).
PLANT AOC instead! Once will be enough!

Pequiste
Pequiste
  James the Deplorable Wanderer
May 23, 2019 4:20 pm

You are saying the she is a perennial vegetable?
You would be correct.
And, as it happens, grows perfectly in the manure of Washington, D.C.

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
May 23, 2019 2:31 pm

I don’t have sideburns that thick.

GoneWest
GoneWest
  Hardscrabble Farmer
May 23, 2019 5:54 pm

Imagine…ahem…what other parts of her look like.

For those eating and reading, my apologies.

General
General
  GoneWest
May 23, 2019 6:06 pm

That is going too far even by TBP standards.

SemperFido
SemperFido
  General
May 23, 2019 9:15 pm

GAG

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
May 23, 2019 2:32 pm

I bet her forearms look like Essau’s.

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
May 23, 2019 2:37 pm

She’s so stupid that she doesn’t even understand planting zones. Yucca and plantains in Queens? Yeah, you’re really in touch with the land, AOC. The reason that greenspaces don’t work is because of the colonialism of cauliflower.

Dutchman
Dutchman
May 23, 2019 2:43 pm

Alexandria Occasional-Cortex

What’s the deal about cauliflower?

I’d hit it.

ConcernedCitizen
ConcernedCitizen
  Dutchman
May 23, 2019 3:58 pm

I hope when you are done you wipe your penis off with her hair.

Miles Long
Miles Long
  ConcernedCitizen
May 23, 2019 4:06 pm

Does that little mustache she’s starting to grow count as hair?

nkit
nkit
May 23, 2019 3:04 pm

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KaD
KaD
  nkit
May 23, 2019 6:05 pm

They always do.

nkit
nkit
May 23, 2019 3:05 pm

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Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  nkit
May 23, 2019 8:00 pm

Pretty silly alright.

Not as famous an expedition as Teddy’s “Rough Riders” next door in Cuba, in May, 1898, but U.S. troops under General Nelson A. Miles did invade Puerto Rico on July 25, 1898. Took about a month to finish off resistance (only 7 US troops killed). PR was under military control for a while thereafter.

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nkit
nkit
May 23, 2019 3:06 pm

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mygirl...maybe
mygirl...maybe
  nkit
May 23, 2019 8:50 pm

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Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  mygirl...maybe
May 23, 2019 10:05 pm

Thank you for that.

It’s a perfect catch-all missive to my friends and enemies:

“I’ve been thinking about you!”

nkit
nkit
May 23, 2019 3:06 pm

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ottomatik
ottomatik
  nkit
May 23, 2019 4:39 pm

The memes have been great lately please continue…

Pequiste
Pequiste
May 23, 2019 3:08 pm

Colonial cauliflower? The difference with yucca? WTFYTA?
This bimbo is the perfect porte-parole for the Socialist Democrat Party which she represents.

Steve
Steve
May 23, 2019 3:50 pm

After being adamant the world will end in 12 years, so many called her out as a lunatic. Now, she says she was kidding. No, no you weren’t you friggin whack job.

mygirl...maybe
mygirl...maybe
  Steve
May 23, 2019 6:45 pm

it’s her teeth that scare me….comment image

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  mygirl...maybe
May 23, 2019 7:28 pm

Northern pike have some scary teeth.

nkit
nkit
May 23, 2019 3:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 23, 2019 4:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 23, 2019 4:02 pm

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Just Thinking
Just Thinking
May 23, 2019 4:02 pm

Is she saying that “communities of color” should be planting watermelon and collard greens? Cotton? FRIED CHICKEN!!!?

Yes, HSF, I realize cotton won’t grow that far north.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Just Thinking
May 23, 2019 5:20 pm

Don’t forget the chittlin’s!

Tony
Tony
  Anonymous
May 23, 2019 5:55 pm

If cauliflower is ray-sist, what is eggplant?

Rastus Goldstein
Rastus Goldstein
  Tony
May 23, 2019 6:16 pm

A nickname?

PaulCripps
PaulCripps
  Anonymous
May 23, 2019 9:56 pm

Just curious ,what are chittlins,I have heard the term in many American movies.I am assuming they are a form of food,cheers Crippsy

mygirl...maybe
mygirl...maybe
  PaulCripps
May 24, 2019 12:21 am

when a hog was slaughtered all the little leftover meat bits and skin were deep fried…aka cracklins

Anonymous
Anonymous
  PaulCripps
May 24, 2019 4:52 am

They are the small intestine of the pig; Mmmmm!!

nkit
nkit
May 23, 2019 4:03 pm

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heyJoe
heyJoe
May 23, 2019 4:40 pm

I expect the release of her sex tape at any moment. Given her generation, you know one exists.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  heyJoe
May 23, 2019 7:34 pm

C-SPAN covers her daily fucking over all of America in her own way.

ottomatik
ottomatik
May 23, 2019 4:45 pm

She just scares me. Honestly, her physiognomy suggests diabolical tyrant, warmly comfortable with the application of force, and yes, smiling the whole time.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ottomatik
May 23, 2019 5:21 pm

She has no soul.

mygirl...maybe
mygirl...maybe
  Anonymous
May 23, 2019 6:38 pm
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  Anonymous
May 24, 2019 12:11 am

And a brain to match.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
May 23, 2019 4:58 pm

Since this stupid bitch works for the Federal Government, maybe she could take some time to pull her head out of her ass and walk on over to the USDA, or have one of her lackeys pull up their website. There she will find a chart of temperature zones for the US and Puerto Rico.

The majority of PR is zone 13a, with a minimum temp of 55-60F.
Queens (mostly because of the warming influence of the nearby ocean, is about zone 6b, with a minimum temp of -5 to 0 F.

From their website as well, Cassava (or Yuca), requires “warm humid conditions” for growth, and ALL GROWTH STOPS at 50F.

Stupid fucking bitch.

Meanwhile, cauliflower is listed among the many vegetables that are part of the Puerto Rican diet.

I agree COMPLETELY and 100% totally, that native folks should grown native crops where they live. In order to do that, we will need to ship ALL the Puerto Ricans back to Puerto Rico, ALL the AFRICANS back to Africa (appropriate countries of course), and since the Europeans are already growing all of THEIR native home crops quite successfully right her, we will all stay put and not complain about 500 year old colonialism, or all the folks who clearly don’t want to be here….as they will be gone.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  MrLiberty
May 23, 2019 8:03 pm

She can’t do that.

The Federal government is part of a giant, coordinated, global conspiracy to shove everybody’s head up their ass. How they doin?

mygirl...maybe
mygirl...maybe
  Diogenes’ Dung
May 23, 2019 8:54 pm

well, seems the head-up-ass efforts are working with congress

splurge
splurge
May 23, 2019 5:16 pm

It really is increasingly difficult to put up with the results of public education.

mygirl...maybe
mygirl...maybe
  splurge
May 23, 2019 9:05 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
May 23, 2019 5:16 pm

Alexandria, sweet donkey face, are you related to Hernando Cortez who fucked over the mexican indian tribes (Aztecs) in 1519. YOU MAY BE A COLONIALIST IF…..

Pequiste
Pequiste
  Anonymous
May 23, 2019 6:28 pm

Put her on the “Owes Reparations Payments ” list!

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Anonymous
May 23, 2019 8:06 pm

Any Mestizo that doesn’t have a face like a shovel has plenty of conquistador genes. And they were the most bloodthirsty of colonialists.

gatsby1219
gatsby1219
May 23, 2019 5:37 pm

In some weird way, I find her attractive, stupid, but attractive none the less.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  gatsby1219
May 23, 2019 8:06 pm

birds of a feather

mygirl...maybe
mygirl...maybe
  gatsby1219
May 23, 2019 9:01 pm

it’s those exopthalmic eyes, massive teeth and sadistic smirk. she would smile watching torture…she’s a perfect little prison guard…someone into bdsm would LOVE her…

GoneWest
GoneWest
May 23, 2019 6:03 pm

I think she should be called AOC-UI, for useful idiot.

She is a pawn being played. I just wish more conservative folks would recognize this and simply stop giving her airtime she doesn’t deserve. Let her fade away.

But I must say, the donkey picture above is f-ing hilarious. Nice job!

KaD
KaD
May 23, 2019 6:04 pm

When you went into politics America lost a great bartender. Make bartending great again. Go back to your old job.

Old Toad of Green Acres
Old Toad of Green Acres
May 23, 2019 6:33 pm

She is gonna be president of one of the 5 countries USA breaks into.

Festering Boil
Festering Boil
May 23, 2019 8:31 pm

She is such a stupid wench and will be dealt with appropriately when the time comes….. As for her insides? Probably never seen a vegetable and will die at a very young age from probably cancer for not eating any. Can we say that burritos are racist because they are somewhat brown and don’t like white people…. Equal analogy…….

TC
TC
May 23, 2019 9:11 pm

The thing we should be most upset about is that a group of voters thought she was the best choice they had.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  TC
May 23, 2019 10:23 pm

They actually thought about who they voted for?

Sure it wasn’t the free drinks?

mygirl...maybe
mygirl...maybe
  Diogenes’ Dung
May 24, 2019 12:24 am

voter fraud…all the dead democrats ya know…

Old Krank
Old Krank
May 23, 2019 10:56 pm

My momma taught me not to make fun of retarded people, so I have nothing negative to say about that horse-faced moran.

Walter Johnson
Walter Johnson
May 23, 2019 11:08 pm

Cauliflower is the third greatest carrier of butter and or cheese sauce in the vegetable world! First is Brussels sprouts (cut them in half, they make their own bowl), second is broccoli.

splurge
splurge
  Walter Johnson
May 24, 2019 1:14 pm

New potatoes my choice

bob
bob
May 24, 2019 11:38 am

Dan Akroyd said it best: “AOC, you ignorant slut”.

gilberts
gilberts
May 24, 2019 11:44 am

Don’t call her AOC. Seize the narrative highground by calling her something else. I like to call her Comrade Allie. Why let her and her press people dictate the terms? That’s what we always cede to the leftists. Comrade Allie or The Bartender or anything else. Same with Beto. I call him Master Beto. No reason to let them control the message.
AOC is easy to say. Comrade Allie or The Bartender are more appropriate.
I would take a corrupt machine politician any day over a moron who answered a casting call so she could serve as a front for communist douchers, like Stink Ugly and the Dumb Turks.