Nation Spends Day Acknowledging Existence Of Completely Unnecessary Parent

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—While everyone has a mother–a necessity in every family for raising and providing for the children–there is a second type of parent some people have called a “father.” It is unknown what purpose this seemingly vestigial parent provides, but today is a holiday known as Father’s Day, where the existence of fathers is acknowledged even if their purpose is unknown.

“That fathers exist at all is kind of insulting,” said feminist activist Caron Wolff. “That they’re around at all seems to imply women could use help running a family–which simply isn’t true. Still, it is a fact that they currently exist, so I guess it’s okay to spend one day acknowledging that fact as long as not too big a deal is made of it.”

There had been concerns in the past that fathers actually were harmful to families because of their toxic masculinity, but that masculinity has been tamed in recent years. Now they’re relatively harmless and can help with chores around the house–though usually only under tight supervision, as they’re not very good at them–and can occasionally watch the children–though this again can cause trouble, as they often irritate the children with bad jokes.

While no one recommends having a father, if you know of one, today is the day to tell him, “There you are.” Scientists expect fathers to completely disappear in the next few decades, though, as they’re replaced with an automated device that can both kill spiders and say, “Nice to meet you, Hungry.”

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nkit
nkit

Well, this comical post doesn’t seem to be getting many bites, so it seems to be as good a place as any to post an off topic subject; namely the somewhat sudden infusion of horrible, awful kneegrow savages from Ebola-infested Congo and other Central African countries.

They were dumped in San Antonio a couple of weeks ago, and now are being dispersed throughout the country. From the linked article below it seems that many of them possess “rolls of Benjamins”.

This causes a sane person to question: 1. Why in the name of Sam The Sham is Uncle Donny allowing this shit to happen with zero resistance? (a rhetorical question, yes). So much for MAGA, or MAWA. 2. Just who the fuck (besides Soros) is doling out these sums of Benjamins to these feral, non-English speaking savages? 3. What value do these bone-in-the-nose types have to our society? How will they enrich our society? Are they future doctors, engineers, scientists, or nuclear physicists? We have excellent machines for picking cotton and peanuts, and we have enough south-of-the-border amigos to pick our lettuce, oranges and other crops. Just what possible purpose will they serve other than to aid in the destruction of our culture,and just (((who))) the frig is shoving this up the American bung-hole?

Illegal Aliens From Ebola-Stricken Congo Pouring Across Southern Border Have “Rolls of $100 Bills”

CrashandByrne
CrashandByrne

I know this is sarcasm, but it still hurts.
It hurts even worse to know that there are men out there who actually believe this is true. Men who have been so abused and disappointed by EVERYTHING from feminist stupidity, liberal insanity, family court disenfranchisement to diversity promoting and race-mixing nonsense.
Its ALL an attack on THEM.
From the moment they’re born, our boys are under attack. Schools, advertising, foreigners, single moms…its all toxic, really.
The only thing a boy (or girl) NEEDS to survive all this, is a father.
I have seen the damage a boy suffers when he has no dad around. And I am grateful that my father stuck around to be the stabilizing influence when my mom seemed to be losing it, constantly.
Now I have two boys. I am raising them alone, unfortunately (not by my choice).
I have made sooo many mistakes with my boys because I had no man here to help me. A woman CANNOT be a father and a mother to her children and its a lie to think otherwise. I honestly believe that fathers are more important to children than mothers are. Because without a father there, women just screw everything up. Women were never supposed to be the head of the family.
Men WERE!
So I must say, to all the disheartened dads, and all the men who believe nobody cares about them, that this TOO is a lie. This, too, an attack on you.
I would give anything to have a man by my side and a father for my boys. And I am not alone. Women everywhere are suffering like I am, and my boys are.
The truth nobody will ever say is that while they are attacking OUR men, we ALL pay the price.
You will never hear a real american woman on the MSM, remember that! The vile beasts we see in the MSM are NOT real American women. They are portrayed as REAL american women, but they have NEVER represented us! Stop believing that they speak FOR US!! They couldn’t care less about american women!
American women think our men are the best men there are! We dont want, or need, anybody but them.
The MSM obviously isnt interested in what we have to say. But just because we have no voice doesnt mean we arent here. It just means we are silenced so men arent aware of our support.
The agenda REQUIRES our alienation, ostracism. Our separation from one another. And it requires that men not have access to their children.
Its destroying us all.

CrashandByrne
CrashandByrne

When I said I would do anything to have a man by my side, I meant an AMERICAN MAN! Foreigners are constantly harrassing me to the point where I rarely leave my house, unless I have to. This IS the reality of American women today, and it sucks!

EL Cholo (EC)
EL Cholo (EC)

Good luck with that, CB, American men are gay and quite happy having multiple sex partners. What have you to offer but a ready made family and monogamy? Are the kids mulattoes?

grace country pastor

I hope you find some great value and insight in this.

Men and Ministry

nkit
nkit

Comment of the day, Crash. Thanks for your testimonial, and may God Bless You and your young men..

EL Cholo (EC)
EL Cholo (EC)

nkit, El Doggy’s number one rule is you don’t marry single moms regardless of the reason they are single moms, whether they are divorced, widowed or never married. You are asking for trouble. The only way to reverse this out of wedlock pregnancy epidemic is to shun the women who for whatever reason find it easy to bring fatherless children into the world. You are so willing to compromise conservative ideals in order to have what you assume to be white kids (they aren’t – most single moms today have mulatto children). The only way to forestall Weimar Republic is to build an impenetrable wall between the libertines and the conservatives, stop cucking, dammit. Even Sir Rob of the Squirrels knows that you don’t trap squirrels and bring them into your house to keep as pets.

grace country pastor

Amen.

EL Cholo (EC)
EL Cholo (EC)

El Doggy has a simple message: Men work, women cook. It is quite logical and a solid foundation upon which to build a country. This baloney about women being on top, with their bodies their own and free to choose abortion is the fastest way to destroy a country. Perhaps that is the objective; bring down the nations and enslave them under the umbrella of world government, you asked for it you got it, Toyota. Next stop: Twilight Zone.

grace country pastor

Again, well worth the time.

Women and Ministry

Anonymous
Anonymous

Insulting all men who have built a life with a women and fathered children as being not needed could only be coming from a spiteful person who wasted her time with an unfaithful man or she is just a totally flawed individual .
To all the fathers out there who feel as I do , I was there for my children’s first breath with their mother and they have me 24/7/365 till my last breath !
Perfect man , husband , father no but I’m there regardless good bad and all in between every day totally committed !

EL Cholo (EC)
EL Cholo (EC)

Are you so ashamed of your kids that you hide behind a mask of anonymous?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran

I’ve developed a bit of a devotion over recent years to St. Joseph.

EL Cholo (EC)
EL Cholo (EC)

That’s a whole nother ball of wax. Mary was not a single mom, she was betrothed, however, being a virgin, she was the chosen as Sarah was the chosen mother of the Jews. Eve disbelieved God, Sarah believed but found it funny, Mary believed and took god serious. All dogs may go to heaven but the jury is still out on jokers, they are wild cards.

Dr. Death
Dr. Death

Am just in from another sort of fishing trip. A successful one. The fish took the bait. The story shall be told

Just not here. Other ponds closer to a riverbank. Directions follow.

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