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The land whale getting clotheslined cracks me up.
LOL…if Granny on the scooter gets clotheslined by a admissions checkpoint pole,
should she really be haulin’ ass so fast in that thing?
Better start screening licenses for those at the DMV office with eye tests,
to safeguard the public pedestrians.
But then again, that might be me, when I retire down in Florida.
Tampa, keep clear if I’m movin’ fast in one of those.
I might have to drop a load of freight that just won”t wait…urgently.
myame is the place to be,folks from the caribbean running ’round free,
nobody carrying insurance,losin ya license ain’t no deterrence,
if you feeling frisky, even though it mights be risky,
you can venture forth & head north to pucker with starphucker,
just stay off my coast,i don’t wanna be toast.
It’s been too long since you been in my arms Red baby….
nkit,
i surely do appreciate that–my wife left in early june to visit her dad & won’t be back till just b4 she has to be back in school so laquita will help me make it thru the lonely nights–
i think that big girl is what they were singing about in this song–
Whoops. Fat fingered the downvote. Meant to go thumbs up, Red. I was just teasing.
I like the rhyme.
RiNS is good for some, too.
Northern ~L
Knows quite well.
The Rebels prefer their own.
Skeptical, of Yankees.
Hell, they like to bitch & moan.
And yet a few, will share a brew; worthy of good will.
For common ground,
it can be found,
Take a chance; I’m chill.
Nkit knows of one such lad,
A friendship has been made.
We’ll one day meet, and not compete,
Comraderie – in the shade.
So hunker down, in Tampa town, Miami’s for those Yanks.
But know that I, shall seek to try, to blend, & express Thanks.
Extreme seesawing, Ghana’s national sport.
Bull says, “You gotta get off that thing at some point!”
His fighting style is really on the ball.
Hollywood Nutjob gettin’ froggy
The lap dance from Hell.
Now how much would you pay, Yankey?
One of the prototypes being tested for the Border Wall.
White girls can’t jump
Caught on camera! Pierre struck by lighting.
Canadian weather girls leave something to be desired.
Obviously, you have never seen the naked news.
Time for squats and lunges to tighten up that mess.
Sing along: Jiggle bum, jiggle bum, jiggle all the way.
I keep going back and forth between these two giffys… above and below…mesmerizing.
Thx, U two.
Please consider donating to Paraguay’s national diving team so they can afford a pool.
Why the South doesn’t have an Olympics gymnastics team.
South of the border you mean
I must be getting old because that looks dangerous. The danger coming from my wife, that is.
How many reps is she going to do? I usually only do half a dozen.
Best 15 seconds of her life!
Nip showing…… busted.
Side nip, totally kosher.
totally…
My wife does that better. And she is better looking too.
And in the shower against the wall.
But you guys can perv on that stuff. I am going to have a shower…
I keep telling everyone – Aussie animals are not to be messed with.
Trying to shake a turd loose.
Is that a Picasso?
Aaawooooo
This does not remind me of Angela Merkel.
Perfection!
Ah, good ole American rump roast.
And to think, it all revolves around me.
And to think, it all revolves around Jesus Christ.
Colossians 1:16-17 KJB… “For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.”
Me again… not sure why I’m anonymous.
gcp
Soccer’s one entertaining moment.
Getting high is great, the coming back down sucks.
She almost hit the pillow on the final face plant. Time to try again.
Uncle Sam keeping us safe from those dastardly Yemenis.
A few of these at our southern border. Problem solved.
If I claim to identify as a woman, can I do that too?
Sure, just don’t expect to get away without a negative reaction.
Sure, just don’t be upset if it turns out to be a 55 year old guy who identifies as a young lady.
Either way, keep it away from me.
You’d cream your jeans, Bob.
Great! I’ll take two.
Thanks but now I wish I had said three.
Never sock a baby in the nose!
And just like that, little Billy’s foot fetish died in the cradle.
The agony of de-feet
10 times worse than a foul ball.
Try catching it on the fly.
Only 10???
Stop sniffing balls.
OLÉ!
The price for front row seats is bull.
Captain Powell’s efforts to keep the USS Economy from sliding out of control backward proved ineffectual.
tug boat
nkit- There’s a five o’clock shadow under that yellow bathing suit thingy.
And a c-section scar. Gotta support single moms.
and…..
Aww, c’mon, if you are gonna split hairs…use your tongue.
I loves thighs and …….dessert.
Big thanks to Administrator for creating this weekly blog. I look forward to Friday afternoon and really enjoy the posts by T4C and nkit, plus Bob P has a quick wit that is usually good for a laugh or two.
Great weekend to all and keep the Ginger’s coming.
You bring ’em, we’ll take care of making ’em come.
Thanks to all the contributors. This Friday Fail has to be one of the best ever.
It’s been better for a couple of months, I can’t put my finger on it but it starts with a T or a C.
I was thinking T and A and I would like to put my finger on it and my…….(censored).
You have to wonder if the guy likes obese women, or just hates his motorcycle.
Damn, I thought that was his rear airbag.
nkit… you rule this space.
T4C… dang!
(edit) I’m not anonymous, I’m gcp…
Ditto (except I’m not gcp as far as I know)
Thanks to all of you for a great Friday Fail. I really needed it after my awful week. It made me smile and laugh.