BEAVERTON, OR—All upper management personnel and top executives at Nike’s headquarters have, sadly, passed away after they voluntarily stopped breathing.
They did this because Colin Kaepernick called their offices in a rage once he discovered they were breathing since racists in the 18th century also breathed.
“I thought we understood one another,” Kaepernick said before quoting Frederick Douglass out of context in a passioned speech to the entire Nike board. “But then I heard you guys were still breathing. I thought you were better than that. You know who else breathed? Racists like George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Benjamin Franklin.”
“Honestly, if you want me to endorse your brand the next time I play a pickup game of football at the local park, you’re gonna need to cancel your breathing.” One exec attempted to protest, but Kaepernick wasn’t having it. “I said your breathing is CANCELLED.”
Realizing they had very little choice, the whole Nike leadership team saluted one another, held their noses, passed out, and died.
“Totally worth it,” one exec said before the blackness took him.
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Wow, all part-Jewish. The top two definitely from prominent old-world bloodlines. Kaepernick was a matrix-worthy distraction. Lastly, just like the faked OJ Simpson murders, the faked Monica Lewinsky thing was also fudged simply to permanently fuck with people’s brains.
This is important shit if we’re going to have FEMALE-BLACK-JEWISH-ROYALTY in White House.
The link below has some interesting stuff on black people who made babies with JEWS. Let’s just say some of them experienced great fortune and became the black politicians, millionaires, writers, and black entertainers who twerk on stage that you know today.
There is info about Kamala’s heritage and her likely relationship with Jussie Smollett, who himself may be related to Langston Hughes. Langston was the JEWISH-PUBLISHED (Knopf) and part-Jewish part-black “poet” and writer (The Big Sea) during the period of about 1920-1940:
http://mileswmathis.com/smallit.pdf
Again,
This is important shit if we’re going to have FEMALE-BLACK-JEWISH-ROYALTY in White House.
Regarding the Lewinsky fakery, don’t laugh.
This is matrix-level shit brought to you by 17 intel agencies and millions of folks working in intelligence.
Millions.
http://mileswmathis.com/lewin.pdf
Beautiful! Perfect analogy….
I used to like football