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nkit
nkit

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Donkey Balls
Donkey Balls

That can’t be real.

nkit
nkit

The look on their faces makes me think otherwise.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

The wave action appears to be correct, so it would be a hell of a photoshop, if not real.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

Ocean Buffet.

oldone
oldone

Sports fans, we are not the top of the food chain…

nkit
nkit

I probably watched this gif 50 times over the last week, maybe more. I, too, wondered if this was real… watching the facial reactions, on a large screen, of the 4 swimmers and the water movement based upon the shark’s movement, it seems authentic to me…

nkit
nkit

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

Little Darren got even when he grew up.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Karma.
Of course, we didn’t see why the violent little shit was crying in the first place.
Maybe kitty did something earlier, but prior to the left hook by junior, the cat looked pretty casual, playfully flicking its tail.
An unexpected slap;
Then it was Game On.
He got something to really cry about. A cat knocked him on his ass.

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR

Cats don’t forgive. That cat will make that kid his bitch forever.

KaD
KaD

Either way, parenting FAIL.

Leon Reyes
Leon Reyes

Drop kick the cat outdoors and never let it in the house again. Too many cats out there wishing they had it so good for this entitled shit to do that to a kid.

nkit
nkit

this seems authentic, too.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic

Serves him right.

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty

Big Mouth Billy Bass from the 90s?? “Take me to the River….”

Leon Reyes
Leon Reyes

Disgusting.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic

Can’t stand sushi.

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

To my surprise, I guess I wouldn’t kick the lady out of bed for having a stool sticking out of her ass.

Leon Reyes
Leon Reyes

Gross.

Bob P
Bob P

Guilty as charged. I take it back.

Leon Reyes
Leon Reyes

Some jokes just don’t work, I’ve had quite a few. I’m sure HF had his own.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

Job interviews at Hooters are considered some of the most difficult to pass in all of corporate America.

nkit
nkit

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

He was imagining a ham sandwich.

deKuntier
deKuntier

Kermit’s response to: “Two Girls, One Cup.” Instant classic.

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot

Unique way to pull up your hood.

Bob P
Bob P

The cost of failure was extreme, but Darren had to risk it because . . . because . . . he’s a dolt.

nkit
nkit

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

Truly tremendous hand strength in that girl. I don’t know whether that is good or bad.

Bob P
Bob P

Fascinating. Now do it naked.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

But she falls down regular stairs.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic

That takes some strong stomach muscles.

nkit
nkit

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BL
BL

nkit- What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports is THAT?? I iz scerd.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

Little Trayvon fortunately died before he got to see the video of his conception.

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR

My Eyes! My Eyes!!!!!

TampaRed
TampaRed

2 women or a man & a woman?

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

What a shitty song.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

New anthem of San FranSicko

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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Pequiste
Pequiste

I hope they beat the fucking daylights out of the miscreant then fed him some some of the glass window he broke.

nkit
nkit

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Anonymous
Anonymous

Hep a brudduh out an post us one of Jennifer Love Hewitt, canya?
TIA, fren.
~

nkit
nkit

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Anonymous
Anonymous

Thx, bud.
Sumfin about her…

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

Certainly two things I can think of. You know, she actually named them because she realized just how important they have been to her career.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic

Unfortunately your version isn’t the Beatles, by the way, in case you didn’t realize. Voices wrong, guitar licks wrong.

Leon Reyes
Leon Reyes
MrLiberty
MrLiberty

She is not the one in the video, but SHE IS the one this song was written about.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic

Thanks for the wonderful song, Leon.
Edit, I wrote that before I listen. See other comment.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic

How about this one: “I Want You (She’s So Heavy).

Leon Reyes
Leon Reyes

You have good taste Anon!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Ghost Whisperer.

BL
BL

How do you get that job? He mustta worked at car wash prior.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

In my mind, it is a she.

BL
BL

TN- I don’t see so good, is that a woman washing that gal’s fanny, maybe it is a she. 🙂

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

In my mind it is and that is what counts.

Leon Reyes
Leon Reyes

That’s black booty or as they say in Mexico, too much ham for two small eggs. I was dating a chick like that, not black but still, too much ass and tits for my preference. Particularly since the girl I was trying to get over had no ass or tits to speak of.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Demasiado jamon para dos huevos pequenos.

Funny. I’ll be using that to get a chuckle or two from the fellas when we’re people watchin’

~Blatz

Leon Reyes
Leon Reyes

Mucho jamon para dos huevitos.

B
B

Glad you checked back in, to set me right. thx

BL
BL

EC- Your memory hole is vast and colorful. 🙂

Leon Reyes
Leon Reyes

It’s a Mexican trait to remember shit. Little wonder Richard Rodriguez titled his book Hunger of Memory. Curiously enough, Amado Muro was a better writer than Rodriguez or Vasquez. Maybe no surprise at all since he was a white dude.

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Harry Potter and the Boring Commute to Work

nkit
nkit

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty

One kids breaking his back while the other is humping a killer whale.

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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~L
~L

Best in class, Ginger division, for today’s entrants, IMHO.
Very alluring, attractive woman in that portrait pic. Those eyes. Damn.

Bob P
Bob P

She could blink me off.

nkit
nkit

Ms. nkit is kinda hot…

nkit
nkit

yes, that is Ms. nkit…

Lahgs
Lahgs

Can I come visit, to meet you in person? I’d like to shake your hand and say Hello to you and your Mrs.
I’d bring a coupla bottles of ice cold beverages.
We could sit down, pop the tops (Pshtt+ftzit!), clink the bottles, say ‘Cheers’, tell jokes and laugh, & salute to common bonds between friends, JQs place and Fridays in America, as temporary enjoyable diversions from the madness.
Whaddayasay, K?

Or wuz you a lil tipsy late last night, and just bein playful?

I crashed early, after a long, hot day, a coupla Yingy’s, a coupla dirty blondes, and a jello shot or two. Honey threw a party for her bff’s 60th, and I helped her co-host all the guests.

If Ida been monitoring the chatter late last naght, I woulda pinged you with my suggestion in real time, insteada over Sat morn java.

Stay cool, man.
Gonna be a hot one today.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic

If that’s truly Mrs. nkit, you are a lucky man. She’s beautiful.

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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BL
BL

Best sand sculpture ever, looks so natural.

Bob P
Bob P

Beach bum

Leon Reyes
Leon Reyes

Shame to throw out a perfectly good chick. Maybe she is a bad cook.

BL
BL

Leon- If your flipped that chick over she is two raisins on a ironing board flat chested. Tits have been the end to many a relationship.

Leon Reyes
Leon Reyes

I had a chick with raisins, Doc Pangloss said it was a sign of depression. Of course he also said bigguns was a sign you were weaned too soon.

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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BL
BL

The NEW Mickey Mouse Club, Annette never looked like that.

Bob P
Bob P

Sing along:
M-I-C
See ya real soon
K-E-Y
Why? Because we like you
Let-me-see-your-tits

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

We had to choose between sending ten thousand dollars to Africa to save five hundred starving children or getting our cat an elevator. We decided to do the right thing.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic

Ingenious.

nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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nkit
nkit

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Donkey Balls
Donkey Balls

Wrong. Not in my Malibu.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic

Good to know.

nkit
nkit

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Suds
Suds

Look at that set of fish!
Talk about a fresh catch that doesn’t stink.
Baitmaster must have an incredible worm, to land those puppies.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

What fish?

Leon Reyes
Leon Reyes

She must’ve used some jiggly lures to catch the big fish. I know I’m hooked.

BL
BL

Nice pair of……of…..boots…..fish. 🙂

Bob P
Bob P

Looks like the right one’s bigger than the left one.

Leon Reyes
Leon Reyes

No matter, anything more than a mouthful is wasted. Maybe not.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Pappy used that phrase, but I don’t know. Would be fun to romp around with Tits Mahoney for a night.
Or a lifetime.

TampaRed
TampaRed

a good looking woman who likes to fish,that’s a 9 minimum–

~L
~L

Or, as Jackson Brown sang, in Redneck Friend:
She’s the missing link, the kitchen sink, an 11 on a scale of 10…Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend.

tune has a great, uptempo beat, BTW

Leon Reyes
Leon Reyes
nkit
nkit

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward

Antifa attacked her later and draped her in the Mexican flag.

Leon Reyes
Leon Reyes

I’ll drape her in the Mexican.

Bob P
Bob P

I’d like to raise her on my pole.

Leon Reyes
Leon Reyes

I’d say she’s already been raised well and she can finish weaning me.

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Anonymous
Anonymous

That’s twice.
Bounce his ass, Admin, if we see it once more. Three strikes, and you’re out.
Andrea knows this.

Street Shitter
Street Shitter

FF NSFW!

nkit
nkit

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Anonymous
Anonymous

Hah! Hasim’s run to martyrdom and dreams of 72 virgins is a beacon of light for others to emulate, right Emirate?
Am I right?

But in the States, a shyster lawyer working on behalf of his wife, 4 children, and herd of goats would sue Segway & claim their malfunctioning product caused involuntary manslaughter to an innocent victim.

TampaRed
TampaRed

anon,
speaking of shyster lawyers & muslims,there is an ad on a billboard for a personal injury atty here in tampa that is partially written in arabic–

Anonymous
Anonymous

And all the arab girls go:
Lee…
Lee-Lee,
Lee-Lee,
Lee
Lee-Lee Lee
Li-Li
Li-Li
Lee…
Lee-Lee-Lee

Bob P
Bob P

You’re probably wondering why you’ve been detained. William Smith, John Jones, Wallace Johnson, Ahmad Abdul Aziz Al-Juhani; one of you has been accused of being a suicide bomber for al Qaeda who is about to attack the city. First off, let me assure you that the City of Philadelphia has a strict policy against racial profiling; Ahmad, you’re free to go with our apologies. Run along.

nkit
nkit

another one bites the dust..

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deKuntier
deKuntier

Hey Man, nice shot!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe

That’s some funny shit right there…

nkit
nkit

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Bob P
Bob P

Smooth move, Mario.

nkit
nkit

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Neuday
Neuday

I dream of going to war against Israel.

Llpoh
Llpoh

Aussie kid. Got tired of being bullied. Went bad for the bully. Kid is a national hero now.

nkit
nkit

It was a really good feel good story a number of years back…somebody overloaded their mouth…

Leon Reyes
Leon Reyes

The saying, nkit, is don’t let your mouth write a check you ass can’t cash. Or, don’t let your gorilla mouth overload your hummingbird ass.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty

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“Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.” – Lucille Ball

nkit
nkit

wow…Ginger Patch…

LatteLiberal
LatteLiberal
TN Patriot
TN Patriot

The first picture is not what I think of when someone says hold her by the hair while she is gagging.

TampaRed
TampaRed

here’s a feel good pic 4 you–
it’s a double rainbow over the huge statue of robt e lee that’s on monument av in richmond–
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Anonymous
Anonymous

Defend that from any possible desecration by snowflake morons with vandalistic desires to erase history. Please.
And I’m a Yankee.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic

I like the one of the guy holding the girl’s hair while you pukes at the back of the boat and he drinks a beer.

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