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That can’t be real.
The look on their faces makes me think otherwise.
The wave action appears to be correct, so it would be a hell of a photoshop, if not real.
Ocean Buffet.
Sports fans, we are not the top of the food chain…
I probably watched this gif 50 times over the last week, maybe more. I, too, wondered if this was real… watching the facial reactions, on a large screen, of the 4 swimmers and the water movement based upon the shark’s movement, it seems authentic to me…
Little Darren got even when he grew up.
Karma.
Of course, we didn’t see why the violent little shit was crying in the first place.
Maybe kitty did something earlier, but prior to the left hook by junior, the cat looked pretty casual, playfully flicking its tail.
An unexpected slap;
Then it was Game On.
He got something to really cry about. A cat knocked him on his ass.
Cats don’t forgive. That cat will make that kid his bitch forever.
Either way, parenting FAIL.
Drop kick the cat outdoors and never let it in the house again. Too many cats out there wishing they had it so good for this entitled shit to do that to a kid.
this seems authentic, too.
Serves him right.
Big Mouth Billy Bass from the 90s?? “Take me to the River….”
Disgusting.
Can’t stand sushi.
To my surprise, I guess I wouldn’t kick the lady out of bed for having a stool sticking out of her ass.
Gross.
Guilty as charged. I take it back.
Some jokes just don’t work, I’ve had quite a few. I’m sure HF had his own.
Job interviews at Hooters are considered some of the most difficult to pass in all of corporate America.
He was imagining a ham sandwich.
Kermit’s response to: “Two Girls, One Cup.” Instant classic.
Unique way to pull up your hood.
The cost of failure was extreme, but Darren had to risk it because . . . because . . . he’s a dolt.
Truly tremendous hand strength in that girl. I don’t know whether that is good or bad.
Fascinating. Now do it naked.
But she falls down regular stairs.
That takes some strong stomach muscles.
nkit- What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports is THAT?? I iz scerd.
Little Trayvon fortunately died before he got to see the video of his conception.
My Eyes! My Eyes!!!!!
2 women or a man & a woman?
What a shitty song.
New anthem of San FranSicko
I hope they beat the fucking daylights out of the miscreant then fed him some some of the glass window he broke.
Hep a brudduh out an post us one of Jennifer Love Hewitt, canya?
TIA, fren.
~
Thx, bud.
Sumfin about her…
Certainly two things I can think of. You know, she actually named them because she realized just how important they have been to her career.
Unfortunately your version isn’t the Beatles, by the way, in case you didn’t realize. Voices wrong, guitar licks wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5IVp25InsA
She is not the one in the video, but SHE IS the one this song was written about.
Thanks for the wonderful song, Leon.
Edit, I wrote that before I listen. See other comment.
How about this one: “I Want You (She’s So Heavy).
You have good taste Anon!
Ghost Whisperer.
How do you get that job? He mustta worked at car wash prior.
In my mind, it is a she.
TN- I don’t see so good, is that a woman washing that gal’s fanny, maybe it is a she. 🙂
In my mind it is and that is what counts.
That’s black booty or as they say in Mexico, too much ham for two small eggs. I was dating a chick like that, not black but still, too much ass and tits for my preference. Particularly since the girl I was trying to get over had no ass or tits to speak of.
Demasiado jamon para dos huevos pequenos.
Funny. I’ll be using that to get a chuckle or two from the fellas when we’re people watchin’
~Blatz
Mucho jamon para dos huevitos.
Glad you checked back in, to set me right. thx
EC- Your memory hole is vast and colorful. 🙂
It’s a Mexican trait to remember shit. Little wonder Richard Rodriguez titled his book Hunger of Memory. Curiously enough, Amado Muro was a better writer than Rodriguez or Vasquez. Maybe no surprise at all since he was a white dude.
Harry Potter and the Boring Commute to Work
One kids breaking his back while the other is humping a killer whale.
Best in class, Ginger division, for today’s entrants, IMHO.
Very alluring, attractive woman in that portrait pic. Those eyes. Damn.
She could blink me off.
Ms. nkit is kinda hot…
yes, that is Ms. nkit…
Can I come visit, to meet you in person? I’d like to shake your hand and say Hello to you and your Mrs.
I’d bring a coupla bottles of ice cold beverages.
We could sit down, pop the tops (Pshtt+ftzit!), clink the bottles, say ‘Cheers’, tell jokes and laugh, & salute to common bonds between friends, JQs place and Fridays in America, as temporary enjoyable diversions from the madness.
Whaddayasay, K?
Or wuz you a lil tipsy late last night, and just bein playful?
I crashed early, after a long, hot day, a coupla Yingy’s, a coupla dirty blondes, and a jello shot or two. Honey threw a party for her bff’s 60th, and I helped her co-host all the guests.
If Ida been monitoring the chatter late last naght, I woulda pinged you with my suggestion in real time, insteada over Sat morn java.
Stay cool, man.
Gonna be a hot one today.
If that’s truly Mrs. nkit, you are a lucky man. She’s beautiful.
Best sand sculpture ever, looks so natural.
Beach bum
Shame to throw out a perfectly good chick. Maybe she is a bad cook.
Leon- If your flipped that chick over she is two raisins on a ironing board flat chested. Tits have been the end to many a relationship.
I had a chick with raisins, Doc Pangloss said it was a sign of depression. Of course he also said bigguns was a sign you were weaned too soon.
The NEW Mickey Mouse Club, Annette never looked like that.
Sing along:
M-I-C
See ya real soon
K-E-Y
Why? Because we like you
Let-me-see-your-tits
We had to choose between sending ten thousand dollars to Africa to save five hundred starving children or getting our cat an elevator. We decided to do the right thing.
Ingenious.
Wrong. Not in my Malibu.
Good to know.
Look at that set of fish!
Talk about a fresh catch that doesn’t stink.
Baitmaster must have an incredible worm, to land those puppies.
What fish?
She must’ve used some jiggly lures to catch the big fish. I know I’m hooked.
Nice pair of……of…..boots…..fish. 🙂
Looks like the right one’s bigger than the left one.
No matter, anything more than a mouthful is wasted. Maybe not.
Pappy used that phrase, but I don’t know. Would be fun to romp around with Tits Mahoney for a night.
Or a lifetime.
a good looking woman who likes to fish,that’s a 9 minimum–
Or, as Jackson Brown sang, in Redneck Friend:
She’s the missing link, the kitchen sink, an 11 on a scale of 10…Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend.
tune has a great, uptempo beat, BTW
Antifa attacked her later and draped her in the Mexican flag.
I’ll drape her in the Mexican.
I’d like to raise her on my pole.
I’d say she’s already been raised well and she can finish weaning me.
TAP is the next BOOM for the economy. Explore bark-hive.com
That’s twice.
Bounce his ass, Admin, if we see it once more. Three strikes, and you’re out.
Andrea knows this.
FF NSFW!
Hah! Hasim’s run to martyrdom and dreams of 72 virgins is a beacon of light for others to emulate, right Emirate?
Am I right?
But in the States, a shyster lawyer working on behalf of his wife, 4 children, and herd of goats would sue Segway & claim their malfunctioning product caused involuntary manslaughter to an innocent victim.
anon,
speaking of shyster lawyers & muslims,there is an ad on a billboard for a personal injury atty here in tampa that is partially written in arabic–
And all the arab girls go:
Lee…
Lee-Lee,
Lee-Lee,
Lee
Lee-Lee Lee
Li-Li
Li-Li
Lee…
Lee-Lee-Lee
You’re probably wondering why you’ve been detained. William Smith, John Jones, Wallace Johnson, Ahmad Abdul Aziz Al-Juhani; one of you has been accused of being a suicide bomber for al Qaeda who is about to attack the city. First off, let me assure you that the City of Philadelphia has a strict policy against racial profiling; Ahmad, you’re free to go with our apologies. Run along.
another one bites the dust..
Hey Man, nice shot!
That’s some funny shit right there…
Smooth move, Mario.
I dream of going to war against Israel.
Aussie kid. Got tired of being bullied. Went bad for the bully. Kid is a national hero now.
It was a really good feel good story a number of years back…somebody overloaded their mouth…
The saying, nkit, is don’t let your mouth write a check you ass can’t cash. Or, don’t let your gorilla mouth overload your hummingbird ass.
“Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.” – Lucille Ball
wow…Ginger Patch…
FedUp
https://webmail.earthlink.net/wam/MsgAttachment?msgid=111829&attachno=1
The first picture is not what I think of when someone says hold her by the hair while she is gagging.
here’s a feel good pic 4 you–
it’s a double rainbow over the huge statue of robt e lee that’s on monument av in richmond–
Defend that from any possible desecration by snowflake morons with vandalistic desires to erase history. Please.
And I’m a Yankee.
I like the one of the guy holding the girl’s hair while you pukes at the back of the boat and he drinks a beer.