Texas Constructs Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Refugees From California

Via The Babylon Bee

AUSTIN, TX—The Texas legislature has approved construction of a border wall surrounding the state in order to keep out unwanted refugees fleeing the rapidly crumbling dystopia of California.

The legislature has been faced with an increasing number of Californians seeking asylum after fleeing the unhinged, far-left state, and finally found a solution.

Construction began shortly after the measure was passed. The wall will run around the entirety of Texas, with extra security measures on the west side of the state to ensure undesirable Californian immigrants can’t make it across. While low-traffic areas like the north and east sides of the state will be protected by a simple fence, the west side will feature a 10-foot-thick concrete wall with laser turrets, barbed wire, and a moat filled with sharks to stop residents of the coastal state from slipping in undocumented and undetected.

A recent conversation about changing the name of the city of Austin to be more politically correct opened lawmakers’ eyes to just how many liberal California residents had come to the state in recent years, bringing their crazy ideas with them.

“Far too many immigrants from California come here, take advantage of our pro-business, pro-liberty laws, and refuse to adjust to our way of life,” one Texas state rep said in an address to the assembly. “It is time for us to build a wall and make California pay for it.”

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Texas Patriot
Texas Patriot

I have volunteered to work on the construction crew for free!!!! Please join me!!!!

Done in Dallas
Done in Dallas

Texas is already screwed. Just look at the demographics in Collin County. They are touting 14% Indian families there. I doubt it is that low. Feel like a minority majority when out and about.

musket
musket

I move out of Plano 5 years ago…..lived across the street from the Heritage yards softball complex. Very large concentration of Indians….almost as thick as the apartments in “Legacy” a/o Preston Rd / Ohio Rd

Elastic Commensal
Elastic Commensal

Gavin Newsom for president 2024. Book it.

m.
m.

goober-nor grabbing new-s**t?

Anonymous
Anonymous

Hah.! Satire, but actually a great idea.
The sewers of California are overflowing with brown shit that’s leeching into the Texan water system.
If Tejas flips blue, with an unabated influx of Progtards escaping the economic ruin they cultivated, they’re just allowing the contamination to happen. Ditto, for any red State laying out the welcome mat for Socialist worms from big apples.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

One only has to look at what has happened in VA and NC to see what happens when you import progressives.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Massachusetts into New Hampshire

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

Why would you punish sharks by making them eat Californians? Once they scare the sh** out of them, there is nothing left but skin and bones.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Just give Calif back to Mexico and throw in Oregon,washington, Colorado and new mexico .

Anonymous
Anonymous

Trouble is…the Californicators are moving to other states…in droves…and they still vote D ruining the places they go. Too stupid to realize what they did to their own state.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Can we build one on New Hampshire’s southern boarder with Massachusetts too???

James the Wanderer

Makes perfect sense – sorry it’s only a satire.

Taras 77

I have it on good authority that a movement in Idaho is working on such a plan-problem is that it may be too late.

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