‘When I Am President, I Will Take Away Your Guns,’ Says Man Who Will Never Be President

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—Beto O’Rourke promised to take away everybody’s guns when he is president, though sources have confirmed that O’Rourke will never even get close to being the president.

“When I am president, I will take away your guns,” said the man who is as close to the White House as he’s ever going to be. “The first day I’m in the Oval Office, I will sign an executive order to buy back everybody’s firearms. As I lean back in that Oval Office chair and put my feet up on my desk, I will rest easy knowing that I have done something to make our country a safe place from all violence.”

“Man, I can’t wait to see how that presidential pen feels signing an unconstitutional executive order,” he added wistfully, though he will never know how that feels.

At publishing times, O’Rourke’s pro-gun control comments had caused his number of supporters to get cut in half, leaving him with just one.

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14 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
September 5, 2019 1:03 pm

The joo drumph is doing that npw. Lying POS.

gatsby1219
gatsby1219
  Anonymous
September 5, 2019 2:00 pm

TDS ^

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 5, 2019 1:42 pm

Vote for me. When I’m prez, I will take away all your rights…and anything that you think is yours.

Vote Harder
Vote Harder
September 5, 2019 2:17 pm

VOTE FOR ME ASSHOLE, I’LL RULE YOU TO FREEDOM!

You are a slave
You are a slave
September 5, 2019 4:18 pm

Vote for me, I’ll ban government.

Judy Hensler
Judy Hensler
September 5, 2019 4:45 pm

Piss Boy Material. No doubt about it.

jakee308
jakee308
  Judy Hensler
September 6, 2019 6:04 am

Too tall. *snerk*

PAULA
PAULA
  jakee308
September 6, 2019 7:17 am

NICE HAT JAKE… AND STACHE!

ChuckC
ChuckC
September 5, 2019 8:03 pm

And he would get a lot of votes if he runs as a third party as there are many more fools in this country than one would imagine.

yah sure
yah sure
September 5, 2019 9:49 pm

I feel better knowing he can’t do it. I bet he has a bunch of guns or armed guards. The no border idiot.

jakee308
jakee308
September 6, 2019 6:02 am

Stop calling him “Beto” that’s just helping him pander to hispanics. They’re not fooled but why use his language?

jakee308
jakee308
September 6, 2019 6:03 am

When your right to self defense is taken away, you are no longer a citizen but a serf.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 6, 2019 9:30 am

More accurately “When I am president, I will force OTHERS to come try and take away your guns. Meanwhile, I will be safely protected by armed men and don’t have the balls to ever attempt such a suicidal move.”

m.
m.
September 6, 2019 10:33 am

skateboard d-sucker can’t stop running his pie-hole