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Submitted by Hardscrabble Farmer

Via Maritime Bulletin

Ship with Climate Change Warriors caught in ice, Warriors evacuated

Arctic tours ship MS MALMO with 16 passengers on board got stuck in ice on Sep 3 off Longyearbyen, Svalbard Archipelago, halfway between Norway and North Pole. The ship is on Arctic tour with Climate Change documentary film team, and tourists, concerned with Climate Change and melting Arctic ice. All 16 Climate Change warriors were evacuated by helicopter in challenging conditions, all are safe. 7 crew remains on board, waiting for Coast Guard ship assistance.

Something is very wrong with Arctic ice, instead of melting as ordered by UN/IPCC, it captured the ship with Climate Change Warriors.
Arctic Tours ship MS MALMO, IMO 8667579, dwt 466, built 1943, refurbished in 2014, flag Sweden.

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29 Comments
NtroP
NtroP
September 10, 2019 12:54 pm

Maybe their “carbon footprint” from the evacuation will melt enough ice that they can continue the tour at a later date…

Enigmatico (EC)
Enigmatico (EC)
September 10, 2019 12:57 pm

Stop me if you’ve heard this one.

TC
TC
  Enigmatico (EC)
September 10, 2019 3:21 pm

Yeah, doesn’t this shit happen just about every year? These assholes keep hoping one year they can make it so it will be big news?

Bob P
Bob P
September 10, 2019 12:57 pm

People should never be rescued from their own stupidity. They could’ve learned a valuable lesson if they all froze to death. Plus the gene pool would improve.

If the incident gets a mention in the documentary, it’ll be attributed to a change in weather patterns brought on by climate change.

Voltara
Voltara
September 10, 2019 1:00 pm

This was caused by climate change. From what I’ve read in the NYT it makes things colder where they need to be warmer and warmer where they need to be colder

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Voltara
September 10, 2019 4:36 pm

NYT – All the news that is print to fit.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 10, 2019 1:01 pm

Been better if’n they done ben et by a barr.

Martel's Hammer
Martel's Hammer
September 10, 2019 1:04 pm

I haven’t seen anybody do a formal statistical study but I see this constantly…some leftist climate asshat tries to make a speech or hold an event and it unexpectedly snows…..epically. I take quiet comfort in this and know that God has a subtle sense of humor.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
September 10, 2019 1:18 pm

Too bad Climate Princess Greta Thunberg wasn’t on board. (I assume that after having sailed from Europe to new York, she flew back – just like her sailing crew had.)

Also, too bad Greta Thunberg had’n done ben et by a barr.

Enigmatico (EC)
Enigmatico (EC)
  Iska Waran
September 10, 2019 1:22 pm

Hansel and Greta is a fairytale.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Enigmatico (EC)
September 10, 2019 2:50 pm

fairy tale noun

Definition of fairy tale
1a : a drag queens pecker

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 10, 2019 2:22 pm

I’m with Bob on this one.
Send each of them arrogant pricks an Invoice to cover fuel costs, hourly labor wages, and maintenance fee rider so the USCG can get compensated for saving their delusional asses.

Real justice would have been sweet if the hoist cable snapped and one or 2 warriors dropped into the frigid water, or onto an iceberg.

Hey. Polar bears have to eat, too.
Gotta save the bears, they whined.

Any chance Occasional Cortex was one of the 16?

Enigmatico (EC)
Enigmatico (EC)
  Anonymous
September 10, 2019 2:25 pm

Do you have a cortex, Anon?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Enigmatico (EC)
September 10, 2019 3:42 pm

Don’t like SJWs, and don’t like you either. Your antagonistic shit comments stink.

Enigmatico (EC)
Enigmatico (EC)
  Anonymous
September 10, 2019 3:59 pm

Look asshole, you are the idiot posting anonymously, what say you get a backbone, hmm?

Enigmatico (EC)
Enigmatico (EC)
  Enigmatico (EC)
September 10, 2019 4:13 pm

Try using Cry Baby for a moniker so that I know it’s you.

Rather, Not
Rather, Not
September 10, 2019 3:55 pm

The rescue should have at least been delayed until there was a reimbursement agreement for the CO2 expended by the rescuers. One of the only times I would support an extremely high CO2 price.

I do actually wonder if this is enough to make any of the participants re-think their religion. What is the possibility that any of them go, “Wow, there sure was a lot of ice in the middle of summer in the ice-free by 2010 arctic!”

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Rather, Not
September 10, 2019 4:38 pm

As long as the money is flowing, they will not give up their god.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 10, 2019 4:37 pm

you just made my day much better.

Stucky
Stucky
September 10, 2019 5:13 pm

HF is a liar.

Here is the cover of the CURRENT (Sept 2019) issue of Nat Geo …

comment image

“THE ARCTIC IS HEATING UP!!!!”

And here you can read all the FACTS about it;

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2019/09/

Did you know polar bears are starving to death on melted ice floes? Yes, it is true.

Enigmatico (EC)
Enigmatico (EC)
  Stucky
September 10, 2019 5:40 pm

That pic looks like a sphere.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Stucky
September 10, 2019 7:12 pm

Honestly, who even likes polar bears anyway? If global warming is killing polar bears, that means it’s saving seals.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Stucky
September 10, 2019 8:09 pm

The polar bears are being forced to look for food inland.
https://www.livescience.com/64741-polar-bears-are-taking-back-russia.html

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Stucky
September 10, 2019 10:22 pm

Stucky, your trolling is getting a might too obvious.

Climate Sickness

nkit
nkit
  Stucky
September 10, 2019 11:07 pm

I could use a good Polar Bear steak…..preferably some backstrap…

TampaRed
TampaRed
September 10, 2019 9:35 pm

my wife & daughter were on a cruise in june that stopped in svalbard for a day or so & they did a couple of day trips–
they had hoped to see a polar bear but they don’t come around in the summer,at least not often–
we libertarians like svalbard because it was an example of how a society could operate w/o govt being involved–
they were an island chain that weren’t claimed by any country but after ww1 they were given to norway ,supposedly to keep them from russia–